I hope the following happens at each stop:

• Spillage of hot coffee on your peckah
• You get arrested for looking like a terrorist at the 9/11 memorial
• You get served by a retarded waitress and then spend the rest of the night filling up a toilet with runny mud butt
• Danny punches you in the face after snorting a shit ton of cofuckingcaine
• Jimmy and Colin are out of town and you have to watch Carrot Top

Lady Di can be found passed out in an alley in Elizabeth, New Jersey. It's a bit of a hike but you can guarantee she'll blow you for low price of a 40 oz of Natty Ice.

I believe shes known to frequent 'Bayway discount liquors'.

She is back panhandling in front of the burger king in elizabeth. Seriously could go see her out there and throw change at her.

Skip everything but the comedy cellar and go to add many shows as you can

Bring Sandy Kane home for a night and fuck her. Then report back to us.

St. Pat's Cathedral is a must visit for its importance in show history.

If he films himself getting a two point conversion there I suggest we start him a Go Fund Me!

why..? last one makes sense, the rest are likely a monumental waste of time

So in other words instead of seeing real landmarks and history you're just going to go around the greatest city in this country creeping people out?

How about you just not bother people that want nothing to do with you.

I haven't been to NYC since 2006 but when I go back I am DEFINITELY going to the cellar at least one night. The rest I don't care about.

Don't forget to visit the Queens Motor Inn for some "pussy diving"

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Times square.

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Dude, it's the most important city on the planet; aside from the Comedy Cellar and the WTC site, don't waste your time on any of that shit.

Was it ever confirmed that Danny works there?

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Get video of Danny. On your way out the door ask him if it sucks that no one likes him or was that his plan.

Send the video to KtC.

Play it on TACS

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Profit!

I thought Danny worked at Rockstar?

Huntington Village is on Long Island, aka like 50 minutes from all the rest of those, but that's a solid list you have otherwise. If you do go to Huntington, go on a Friday/Saturday night, so after your delicious meal/beverage, you can watch drunk guido's fight each other in the street while their skank girlfriends shout encouragement from the sidewalk, before hitting up Little Vincent's for some cold pizza just as the police arrive.

Tweet Bobo. Invite him to a Mets game.

Dude, you're going to one of the greatest cities in the world. There are countless better things to do than visit "landmarks" of an extinct radio show.

The cellar is good though. Go on a weeknight or you won't see any of the guys you want to see. It'll still be good comics but not Attell, Colin, Jim etc