I just saw Joe Derosa last night at the comedy & magic club last night.... holy shit
0 2015-05-26 by [deleted]
Last night a couple of my friends and I went out to a comedy cub to have a few drinks and just shoot the shit for a bit. It opened up great with a set from Mike Birbiglia (who I normally can't stand as a comic) and a young asian comedian who killed it.
I was pretty shocked when the MC announced Joe Derosa on stage as he wasn't listed in the line up. I was skeptical at first with my buddies over the things i heard about him on this sub but i didn't want to be the heckling asshole in the club. He walks on stage with great presence and asks "Hey, do you guys want to hear my new stuff on Baltimore?", of course, the whole crowd cheers and can't wait to see where he goes with this. He replies "well i've just got to get in costume for this" and walks off stage.
After 5 mins of casual club conversation, Joe Derosa walks back on stage in a full SS officers uniform with a devilish grin on his face. "it's a bit of a tight fit but it'll do for now" There were a few nervous laughs and gasps from the audience after this. Joe then preceded to go through a slide show presentation showing how no Jewish owned businesses were damaged during the riots and how the patterns of violence in the neighbourhood formed a star of david. "Niggers don't riot for no reason, they love their 40's and blunts too much for that, it's obvious that Jewish America is using rap music to start the inevitable race war!"
At this point an elderly Jewish man in the audience stood up to confront this beast. "you think this is funny? we came here for comedy not your bigotry" A few cheers resounded amongst the audience in agreement. "Another ZOG stooge trying to shut me down? i got news for you pal, we're tired of your kind destroying the aryan race and corrupting the world with your lust for the three M's; Money, Matzah and more money!"
Joe then pulled out a German Luger at the man and gave him an icy cold stare. "You think I won't? I personally trained Darren Wilson with this gun!"
As the man had his hands up, his shirt sleeve carefully rolled down to his elbow, revealing tattooed numbers, symbolising his former incarceration in a concentration camp.
Joe shone with glee over this and remarked "so, my buddies left you with a little momento huh? Well i'm such a guilty white person let me see if i can get those off and absolve my guilt!"
Joe then pulled out a cheese grater and took it to the mans arm, whilst he was wailing in pain and agony, quenching his lust for semitic blood.
After this was done Joe left the stage to sound of 'Last Friday night' by Katy Perry. I couldn't beleive i just saw this happen before my very eyes, i mean Joe dressed in Nazi uniform taking off a holocaust survivors auchwitz tattoos?
My brother did have it on video, but he's been incarcerated on unrelated child pornography charges so you'll just have to take my word on this one.
26 comments
16 SlobKelly 2015-05-26
Oof
14 nikolam 2015-05-26
This is worse than anything we have ever accused Joe Derosa of doing.
It makes me so sad knowing that while you were typing all this out, you were smiling and thinking to yourself, "oh man, the gang in the subreddit is going to think this is hilarious."
4 Hey-Gang 2015-05-26
This comment was funny but then I thought about him doing that and it made me depressed.
4 Flamgirlant 2015-05-26
Lol. I can't quite put it into words but there is a very real sadness involved when picturing what goes into thinking a post like this would be a success, and then imagining the disappointment when it is (rightfully) not.
8 [deleted] 2015-05-26
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6 helobious1 2015-05-26
I didn't realize Tucker Max posted here
5 thebudgetgamer 2015-05-26
Worst fan fiction ever!
2 Phrunkis3 2015-05-26
E-Rock?
5 Pat_Battle_Storage 2015-05-26
The rest is believable.
0 jimcozad 2015-05-26
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B9sOHm7CQAEOCPp.jpg:large
4 NoirMagieGateau 2015-05-26
So Joe Derosa is doing prop comedy now. Fucking hack and his bag of gags. Cheese graters, Lugers, costumes. Dude went from East Coast, West Coast to Vegas trash.
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3 K1bbler 2015-05-26
You just made /u/jimcozad cum his pants.
0 jimcozad 2015-05-26
I came in my cum sock. I have self control you fuck
3 3stepsbackward 2015-05-26
I wish your web browser had crapped out before posting this.
3 LouisCGhey 2015-05-26
Your phone cut out.
2 Jewsus_H_Kike 2015-05-26
It's extremists like Joe "when I gas the yids, I start with the kids" DeRosa that give national socialists a bad name.
2 truthie 2015-05-26
Booo.
0 jimcozad 2015-05-26
Booooooourns
1 Phrunkis3 2015-05-26
Someone's gotta stop Joe "6,000,000 is a Good Start" DeRosa!
1 justchippinyaaaa 2015-05-26
His final solu.....goal is Stalin level genocide.
1 adviceforalkies 2015-05-26
I dont believe you. It's silly to think anyone would carry a cheese grater on them.
1 Willfoley 2015-05-26
This didn't really happen.
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1 Wsallgood 2015-05-26
The aristocrats joke had more substance.
-1 jimcozad 2015-05-26
http://ps2media.ign.com/ps2/image/article/694/694781/metal-gear-solid-3-subsistence-20060309112534540.jpg
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1 shinkleboutit 2015-05-26
Send me another essay on seeing bill burr
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1 EYE8OPIE 2015-05-26
I looked at the length of this post and thought to myself "there's no reward big enough waiting for me if I read through all this shit" so I cut my losses and closed this thread. Sometimes you just have tombs with your instincts in life.....
1 jimcozad 2015-05-26
and then some girl yelled out, ohh Chippah you got such a big long juicy Peckah holy cow!!!