Sam's going bald

12  2015-05-23 by [deleted]

74 comments

In this picture , you can really tell how much older and weathered Sam has gotten over the years-

Joe Derosa shoulders

David Lynch's wet dream for a character.

That made me cry with the funnies

So Sam mentions on air that he has a big fight with his wife over her desire to have children that he doesn't want. Then, within days, Sam adds Katie Linnendoll to his wrestling podcast, they take a weekend trip alone to Wrestlemania, have taken several shorter trips alone to sorta local (Philly and Albany) wrestling events, and he's even posted photos at her apartment watching wrestling together.

Now, he's in LA without his wife with Troy who is known to act like a 21 year old picking up chicks.

Did Jess dump old Sammy Branmuffins? It's a Quanspiracy....

Spiracy Spiracy Spiracy Spiracy

Who cares, she was chubby and plain.

I don't think she's chubby, just a round shaped face. I think she's pretty hot actually. Either way she was still out of Sam's league.

Yeah Bob Kelly isn't fat, just round.

Ok, I laughed. But calling her Bob Kelly is like comparing apples to walruses.

Troy has really gotten fat. His jowls are nearing Henry the Eighth levels in size.

Tss yeah, he should go hiking or sumptin

water retention from steroid use

dude isn't just fat, he's getting BIG

Soon he'll look like Hulk Hogan and Sam will marry him

No, he's just fat.

Cultivating mass?

he has eyes of a cat and does karate across the stage. Heres a good opportunity to showcase some of my skills and like, just put on a clinic

You're a good egg, sir.

that episode was one of the funniest things ive ever seen

He's a legitimately ugly guy.

Sam in spending time away from his wife shock. He's a homo and he's literally physically running away from a woman.

Not that there's anything wrong with that...

He's leading her on and wasting her baby making days.

What are you some faggot who only posts to make sure not even a bad thought is formed against faggots? Take it somewhere else.

What are you, some kind of tough guy?

Grrrrrrrr (pumping iron) (grabbing a fish from the river with my teeth and eating it) WHATCHA GONNA DO BROTHER, WHEN A CORSICAN PIMP COMES FOR YOU??

:D

Please let there be a "wilding" at that roscoe's.

troyquan is doing the fat guy hide.

Yeah he should be behind a tree.

Who da bitch?

Not his wife.

I love it, some attention whore slut using them both for publicity knowing that they're both far below even her level of trash.

And Sam's career is going nowhere.

He looks like he's having fun with his life. I'm kind of happy for him.

Yeah nothing says having fun with life like a shitty selfy you aren't smiling in.

Aww, you sound so bitter!

I'm convinced that most of the time you have no idea what you're saying, this of course being one of those times.

Your command of the english language continues to astound me. It really allows your bitterness to shine through!

He's starting to look like Art Garfunkel, if Art Garfunkel's mother got knocked up by a black guy.

I have always wondered why people believe Sam is a negro instead of a middle eastern Jew.

Same here, that's a straight up jewfro.

Hello Larry Fine.

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troy looks like Quagmire.

He looks like the same rusty-headed negro to me.

Not really. Anyone would would look like they're going bald standing next to Troy's luscious locks.

Seriously. That cocksucker does have a great head of hair.

Art Garfuckle

Those alarming caterpillars. Isn't that the dead-eye rape face I was warned about on the TACS sub-reddit.

What metal punk would go to a chicken and waffles place? Troy is trying so hard to be a piece of everything, it's embarrassing.

What does music have to do with taste in food? What should he be eating?

A shotgun.

so that's why he finally cut his hair after 8 years of growing it out

Get a load of fatso over there

How old are Sam and Troy?

Troy is 38 and Sam is 32. In not proud that I know this information.

wow, thirty fucking eight and he still acts like a teenager

Could be worse, like if he was in his fifties.

Fifty flurth

he's a child of the 2000s

Nothing wrong with feeling young. At all.

It's when you're acting like a fratboy hipster douche that's a problem.

Gay and fag

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Sam is 31 Troy is 40

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This guy's marriage is through then, huh? Sam used to speak about his wife, now he doesn't. He is going all over with this good looking single woman that shares his interests and he posts photos of himself in this woman's apartment. Does Sam want to get divorced? Because along with the irreconcilable difference over children, he is alienating his wife's affection and has a bunch of people speculating that he is committing adultery.

Sam is never with his wife it seems.

that so funny, I hope jimmy keeps teasing him about his hairline

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Good, I hope his eyes fall out next the limey cunt

holy shit, he looks like my alcoholic uncle.

Photoshop a penis into the girls mouth

No. He's always had a high hair line (look at older pics).

It's about the same, it's just that you aren't viewing it on an angle and close up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xx3z8XI-5ZQ

1:22 and 2:13

https://youtu.be/_SA-ouGYKnk?t=82

No, it's not "about the same." Angle or not, you can't deny that his hairline has changed. Even if we pretend it's not receding completely, the hairline in the photo posted by Prunkis3 is very straight. In the latest photo, it's clearly rounded out due to recession at the temples.

He's been going bald for years. Several of the show's regulars have pointed it out.

No, it's not "about the same." Angle or not, you can't deny that his hairline has changed. Even if we pretend it's not receding completely, the hairline int he photo Prunkis3 posted is very straight. In the latest photo, it's clearly rounded out due to it receding at the temples.

He's been going bald for years. Several of the shows regulars have pointed it out.