That looks as uncomfortable as that scene in boogie nights where they drive around looking for people to fuck roller girl in the limo.

We're making film history, right here on videotape.

Don't just ram it in like that, she's not a hole in the wall. This is Rollergirl!

Either do porn, or don't do porn. This "Oooo, boobs!" stuff is just hack.

Yea she should suck his fawkin peckah or somethin' dv dvv

I wish people would stop using hack and cuck to describe everything.

"Wishing" for things is pretty hack, you cuck.

So are superfluous quotation marks.

So, to summarize... "Oooo, boobs!", making wishes on the internet, and superfluous quotation marks are all hack.

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This Howard stern ala 2006 is the definition of hack. Ewwww

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What's so hack about it?

Would it still be hack if you did it with a 12 year old boy?

Good point, how are we supposed to realize humanities majesty when we have a mars rover but can't solve poverty? What has space travel provided us? Bupkis. Imagine not having clean drinking water. Really, the space program has been a complete bust and Neil Degrasse Tyson is a valueless sell out uncle tom nigger. The white mans burden extends far beyond being piggy backed around, it's an obligation to help those that can't help themselves. Start fixing problems by stringing up that utterly useless white devil puppet Neil Degrasse Tyson.

You sound exactly like what I imagine Ant's new audience sounds like!

Nuts. And confusedly racist.

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ConfusED, not confusING.

You don't like the direction of my hard hitting SOCJUS comments? Well I don't like the direction of Opie love, uncle tom nigger lover. You're just another coonin' and buffoonin' NDT acolyte.

It's not that I "like" you or "don't like" you.

As soon as you reveal yourself to be coo-coo-for-cocoapuffs, I don't give you a second thought.

Yeah, but you actually typed the word 'confusedly'. Pretty gay, dude.

Oh, certainly. If correct diction is gay, then I'm flaming.

But I'm not the one harvesting downvotes here, either.

Meth is a helluva drug

Go home, you're drunk.

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Space program a bust? Lol.

I once saw a boob in real life.

I'll field any questions you guys might have.

He was the boob. He was looking in a mirror.

Why did Opie have his shirt off?

What is real life?

What did it feel like?

Like a... bag of sand

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Did you giggle and then hop up and down with your arms bent against your chest, flapping your hands as fast as you can yelling, "Bewwwbeeeeeee!"?

Cause That's what Opie does.

I masterbated to this.. But i looked at Ari when i came. That weird?

I think it would be weird if you didn't look at Ari the whole time.

un-fucking-canny

suck my jagon

Christ can you imagine the amount of pre cum stewing in that hot tub?

Im so disinterested by a half naked woman. Even fully naked. I dont care. Ive seen it all. Desensitied. Call me gay if you want but its so fucking boring to me. Why can you just joke and talk ugh

You're fucking gay. Ya happy?

Gay.

I get what you're saying. I can google the most horrendous filthy acts on my phone in HD. It's not 1970, having topless women around isn't edgy, it's just lame.

i have a giant 4K flatscreen over my bed so i can watch people literally shove their dicks down a crying girls mouth until there is stomach acid and jizz falling out of her face. Tits arent gonna do shit for me

Can I put that on my OKCupid profile?

20 year olds are only the demographic if you have pierced tits and flash in a library

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Are you Amish?

Either Anthony TRULY doesn't get how lame shit like this is, or actually having seen plenty of naked women in real life places us outside the demographic for his audience.

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4 boobs.

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shes hot

Just $7 a month for this, folks!

Okay, nobody's saying it, so I'm just gonna say it.

Opie's tits are nicer.

Nobody said it because it goes without saying. Volume, perkiness, nipple placement - Opie has it all

ME: OMGZ BEWBIES!!! SUBBED FOR THA BEWBIES!

I don't see the problem. Those are some decent tits.

Interesting, this one actually has decent breasts and not an...um..."faustian" youthful appearance. Does that qualify her as a beard in Ant's case?

Is it really that smart to have electrical gear that close to a big tub of water you are sitting in?

Ari looks like he was just liberated from a concentration camp.

Fucking eat something you birdchested jew.

I think he's scared of eating solids in case he damages his fat lipped arsehole

Just another day at the Cumia household.

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Considering his age and life style Ant is in decent shape. Gotta give it to the oldster, he puts in the work for the younger broads.

Since watching the video of Ari's arsehole I'm ill at any mention or sight of him.

His arsehole looks like Pete Burns.

this is a little over the top maybe you should be posting over at https://www.reddit.com/r/GasTheKikes/

Ari's people love a nice dip in the pool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPWEXANfBts

I don't know why I was expecting this:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RK1WIPI-hx4#t=3m20s.

Bah, look at those little buggers goofing off with a fun game of "hide in the outhouse sewage" when there's important rock-smashing to be done. That settles it, David Duke is right.

Swindler's Myth.

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Too bad you barely saw her naked. I was really hoping for some puss but what ya gona do?

She was blatantly uncomfortable and that is probably why she didn't do shit. God I wish Patrice was there to tear her a new asshole. (figuratively and literally)

who cares though?? We have millions of videos on the internet for that already. we dont need one more from a nervous girl in a hot tub showing her tits

Yeah, I don't get why Ant thinks this is some sort of terrific show content. I guess he's just stuck in 80's/90's "shock jock" mode.

but...

my penis...

DUDE, wait till your mom goes to bed and put on channel 77...that's the fuckin Spice Channel! The video is scrambled, but the other day I could actually see a girl suck another girl's tit for about 5 seconds. IT FUCKIN RULED!!

Sincerely,

1996

Now thats some memories right there. Good old scrambled nudity.

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It really is a different world now, isn't it? I can't imagine what my adolescence would've been like with full-length Brazzers clips freely available. I'd have never graduated middle school.

It was either a girl giving a blowjob or Magnum PI smirking

When he asked her if her brother got shit for what she did RIGHT after she told him was funny. That and the jacuuzi being too hot after she was cold from being outside also provided a chuckle. I dunno where Ant is going with this but his SXM self would be making fun of all this.

and people pay $7 for this.

Meh opie's got better tits.

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What kind of daddy issues made her end up like this, in a hot tub with the with a drunk creep and his skinny hyped friend

http://imgur.com/b6pCcsK

Howard did this 30 Yeats ago. This is some hack shit.

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You're fucking gay. Ya happy?

I get what you're saying. I can google the most horrendous filthy acts on my phone in HD. It's not 1970, having topless women around isn't edgy, it's just lame.

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We're making film history, right here on videotape.