Gregg "Opie" Hughes has been fired by SiriusXM Satellite Radio

17  2015-05-20 by [deleted]

Hey guys my brother who works in their corporate headquarters said they just fired Opie and cancelled his channel okay.

24 comments

22  K1bbler 2015-05-20

You dropped this, "Aprel Fahls".

8  GleepGlorpFloopdedoo 2015-05-20

home run

8  Binski13 2015-05-20

Is this before or after Letterman comes on?

7  mnhot 2015-05-20

Bennington

3  Weirdfellas 2015-05-20

PECKAHS

7  AvanteGardeAClue 2015-05-20

It's absolutely true, gang. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Opie take a picture of a black woman at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.

6  kimchifart 2015-05-20

Please be true. Please.

4  monkdick 2015-05-20

I don't know that I've ever wanted anything more.

0  [deleted] 2015-05-20

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5  Antiquidated 2015-05-20

TURD?!

1  BoardroomBimmy 2015-05-20

1980???!!!!

3  CuckECheese 2015-05-20

He wouldn't get fired. Management is very happy with the show. burp

2  KenFrezno 2015-05-20

This just in: The difficult decision to let Hughes go was reached after numerous Sirius XM executives were leaving a conference and took the elevator. Their ride got halted by a technical malfunction and the men were stuck in transit for 30 minutes. Firemen and paramedics were rushed to the scene to pry open the doors, while screaming, slapping of meat, punching of walls and violent convulsions were heard echoing throughout the building.

Chairman Gregory Maffei had his pants lowered to his ankles and was reported to be leaking bodily fluids from his pink sock on Vice President of XM David Frear - who was rolling in a state of glossolalia. Enrique Rodriguez of EVP-Operations had developed a lazy eye, and was squatting on the ground slamming his bloodied fists against his head.

"It will be a long recovery. We pray for the families of these men. They may not ever become sane again", Doctors admitted they are at a loss of how to rebuild the sanity of the victims. O&J was immediately pulled off the air, and Hughes is facing charges of mental and physical abuse caused by incomprehensibly shitty radio, as well as illegitimately fathering the children of former Jackass star Bam Margera.

1  Grillskillz 2015-05-20

then I woke up

1  mintwaltman 2015-05-20

Finally they woke up!

1  AntsCamera 2015-05-20

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooYg1dpxnt0

1  shimrra 2015-05-20

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/UuicIL-HVno/hqdefault.jpg

1  LyleChipperson1 2015-05-20

MEhigh pitched voice: Look I dunno what to tell ya!? Management loves the direction of the show and what we do. The truth is we're still working things out, that's the way it is. Me and jimmy are doing our best but sometimes we're not good enough I'll admit, I'll admit. Let's take some calls to find out how we're doing... SNOWWAAAAAYYYYYY

1  lunchboxg4 2015-05-20

Have we finally come to the end of the fanfic? Is this the version where SXM, seeing the error of their ways, rehired Ant, or instead Jimmy, now free of the tyranny of Opie, moves to Long Island to do TACS every day?

4  majestik6 2015-05-20

I'm convinced that half this sub jerks off to their posts. Total unabashed Anthony Cumia fanfic.

1  Spokker 2015-05-20

He is being replaced by Dave Letterman.

1  boobio 2015-05-20

I am comeing right now.

1  justchippinyaaaa 2015-05-20

Here comes the pre...

1  rubbishmyjunk 2015-05-20

HE'S NDOT LOYING!

0  MonsteRain 2015-05-20

OP isn't loying, awlright.