Forrest Gump was a good running back, decorated soldier, ping pong player, t shirt salesman and fisherman. Sure, he is a bumbling lummox, but he was a well meaning one with genuine talent. Opie is just a mean spirited bore with no accomplishments coming from his own talent.
This is so weird. I was literally thinking that night. All the brilliant comedians who regularly stopped by to joke around with Ant & Jim while Gregg was bumbling around in the background. He's basically Forrest if he was less sharp and a toxic narcissist.
Ders ummm YouTube numberssss, ders Twitter numberssss, Instagram numberssss, ders subscriber numberssss, Vine numberssss. That that that's about it. <sniff>
Who cares? Success as an entertainer is based on influence, notoriety, integrity and clout. Saying he's a professional success because he has money is nothing but George Lucas 'Episode 1 was a good movie because it made money' logic.
No one knows who he is and he's terrible at what he does. As an entertainer, he is an astonishing failure.
23 comments
26 Crusin_Colin 2015-05-20
No, Forrest actually had catch phrases that took off and a Wife with less aids.
17 Opie_Stern 2015-05-20
Forrest Gump was the biological father of his kid. He was not cucked by a skateboarder.
13 ib--90 2015-05-20
Forrest is a talented ping pong player
Opie has zero talent
11 BeerCanThick 2015-05-20
Forrest Gump was a good running back, decorated soldier, ping pong player, t shirt salesman and fisherman. Sure, he is a bumbling lummox, but he was a well meaning one with genuine talent. Opie is just a mean spirited bore with no accomplishments coming from his own talent.
9 Mr_Brightside23 2015-05-20
Yes, they're both retarded ship captains.
4 jasonayeiter 2015-05-20
This is so weird. I was literally thinking that night. All the brilliant comedians who regularly stopped by to joke around with Ant & Jim while Gregg was bumbling around in the background. He's basically Forrest if he was less sharp and a toxic narcissist.
3 Cletus_From_Brooklyn 2015-05-20
Let me ask my wife Susan... http://www.plottopunctuation.com/assets/magic-legs.png
2 -mb- 2015-05-20
Custom-made titanium alloy. It's what they use on the space shuttle.
2 gallonoflube69 2015-05-20
his tits are so huge because he eats whole boxes of chocolates or sumptin'
2 RockCoatMon 2015-05-20
He's never ran a day in his life.
2 opesterthejokester 2015-05-20
Fuck no. Forrest actually made me laugh and didn't have such humongous titties.
2 hautebird 2015-05-20
Ders ummm YouTube numberssss, ders Twitter numberssss, Instagram numberssss, ders subscriber numberssss, Vine numberssss. That that that's about it. <sniff>
1 OpieOpieOpie 2015-05-20
Forrest Gump is such an overrated hunk of shit, so they're not completely different.
1 McGowan9 2015-05-20
Forrest at least saved several lives. Opie has only "destroyed" them.
1 DildoBaggins75 2015-05-20
They're both retarded overachievers, so not a terrible comparison. Forrest Gump is way more entertaining though.
1 letitride85 2015-05-20
Opies mom fucked a Dr to fix his finger biting habit?
1 BoardroomBimmy 2015-05-20
No. Forrest was charming.
1 IIIVIII 2015-05-20
nah forrest gump rules
1 Cletus_From_Brooklyn 2015-05-20
Cant we all just live in peace and harmony? Enjoy www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXvOTCRcY24
1 DeryDerpette 2015-05-20
Forest succeeded in the end.
1 Hummingbird_Pate 2015-05-20
Opie is making millions and fucking some girl 10 years younger than him, no matter how much we may not like him.
1 DeryDerpette 2015-05-20
Who cares? Success as an entertainer is based on influence, notoriety, integrity and clout. Saying he's a professional success because he has money is nothing but George Lucas 'Episode 1 was a good movie because it made money' logic.
No one knows who he is and he's terrible at what he does. As an entertainer, he is an astonishing failure.
-1 Tell_Em_Fred 2015-05-20
No, but your mom is a shit sucker.