Let's pretend Opie's dead (from natural causes of course), we're at his funeral and each of us....

0  2015-05-20 by daterapebandit

....go up in front of everyone and give our eulogies. I'll go first:

"DAMN YOU, GOD!!! THIS WASN'T A PART OF THE PLAN!!! Now what the fuck am I going to do with all this duct tape and barbwire???!!!"

10 comments

11  NoirMagieGateau 2015-05-20

Pretending is fucking gay.

5  rottenseed 2015-05-20

C'mon guy. Use your imagination.

2  CCRed95 2015-05-20

Your eulogy can be as big as your imagination

8  [deleted] 2015-05-20

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6  Hummingbird_Pate 2015-05-20

This is really embarrassing. I... I'm so sorry. Reddit is a big place. I'm sure someone on one of the boards here can help you.

5  CCRed95 2015-05-20

This guy threw out some real gut-busters, right gang?

3  sanfrancisco69er 2015-05-20

oh no

2  telepepper 2015-05-20

Oh my.. This is the most awkward I've felt all day. See Opie haterz? This is what you look like.

2  SuperShake66652 2015-05-20

I actually want the OP to die far more than sloth tits. I hope your wife/girlfriend gets raped by a home invader and you die from a gunshot wound, so it's the last thing you see.

-2  daterapebandit 2015-05-20

yeah me too.

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1  Grillskillz 2015-05-20

I would walk out early to head to Atlantic City

1  [deleted] 2015-05-20

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