They should have made one of the donation gifts a "free pass" where they say the person is getting a document that allows them a mulligan if they get caught in a sting and then report the people that buy them to their local authorities for investigation. A little far fetched I know but if anyone actually was dumb enough to buy it and an investigation actually led to an arrest It would make for a great special episode and be hilarious as hell.
His shtick isn't really about catching child molesters. Mom's boyfriend is a child molester. Bryan Singer is. Politicians vacationing on "Pedophile Island" are. Hansen's "predators" are just maladjusted dorks, and TCaP is a prank show.
He trolls old 'spergs who think they're finally getting a prom date. That's poking at some deep diseased shit that'll break a nerd's brain, shut off all his risk alarms, set him up for anything. Those losers are Carrie without superpowers, not "predators."
And Hansen's a square-headed frat guy from what was, when he was a teenage bro, the richest small town in America.
Seriously, all this new show needs to do is hang out in YouNow for a week... It's pretty much all middle age pedos and girls who were either hugged too much or not enough.
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17 PigsArePunished 2015-05-19
Cockblockers.
7 adviceforalkies 2015-05-19
They should have made one of the donation gifts a "free pass" where they say the person is getting a document that allows them a mulligan if they get caught in a sting and then report the people that buy them to their local authorities for investigation. A little far fetched I know but if anyone actually was dumb enough to buy it and an investigation actually led to an arrest It would make for a great special episode and be hilarious as hell.
6 EskimoEscrow 2015-05-19
I wonder what Hansen's vice is... you know somebody who gets that much joy out of chastising people has got some serious skeletons in his closet.
3 Pat_Battle_Storage 2015-05-19
There's no mystery.
His shtick isn't really about catching child molesters. Mom's boyfriend is a child molester. Bryan Singer is. Politicians vacationing on "Pedophile Island" are. Hansen's "predators" are just maladjusted dorks, and TCaP is a prank show.
He trolls old 'spergs who think they're finally getting a prom date. That's poking at some deep diseased shit that'll break a nerd's brain, shut off all his risk alarms, set him up for anything. Those losers are Carrie without superpowers, not "predators."
And Hansen's a square-headed frat guy from what was, when he was a teenage bro, the richest small town in America.
Story checks out. No skeletons required.
1 EskimoEscrow 2015-05-19
... Chris?
2 WhatMade 2015-05-19
He screwed around on his wife, didn't he? Maybe his vice is just chasing that skirt.
3 schmoegreene 2015-05-19
Looks like I have some deleting to do. Thanks for the heads up.
2 AntsCamera 2015-05-19
Anthony, comment?
1 [deleted] 2015-05-19
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1 KNUCKKLEFUCKER 2015-05-19
Cue "He should start with Anthony" guy.
2 adviceforalkies 2015-05-19
Damn even I'm downvoting that and you should see my post history.
2 KNUCKKLEFUCKER 2015-05-19
Oh well, they can't all be zingers. Sometimes you gotta push a turd out, just to watch it sink to the bottom. Downvote away.
2 adviceforalkies 2015-05-19
Again my post history. I've clogged the bowl.
1 D00bage 2015-05-19
Seriously, all this new show needs to do is hang out in YouNow for a week... It's pretty much all middle age pedos and girls who were either hugged too much or not enough.
1 FrunkisOA 2015-05-19
Where's this magical place?
1 Z-Tay 2015-05-19
So the police just need a kickstarter to do their jobs? Good to know.
And $75,000 is all they need to do what they're already paid to do?