Would you rather wake up and be Opie, or catch AIDS?

0  2015-05-17 by [deleted]

23 comments

Be Opie.

It will be a hard first year getting rid of these tits but i will enjoy the shit out of this fuck you money

Actually until you sell the apartment you're probably not going to have much money. Opie has 1 soldier figure on every country of Africa right now

Lets see. Wake up a millionaire with a beautiful family in a luxurious NY flat or get a disease? I'll have to think it through.

I'll never understand how someone in his position can go through life in a perpetual state of anger.

He just does that to hide the fact that he has no talents. If he wasn't always mad, he'd have nothing to say except instant feedback lines he steals.

A beautiful family? She is a gold digger. She is why they just bought a 7 million dollar apartment in NYC, when Opie has said many times he wants to be out in suburbs at the least.

Oh well I'll just go die of aids then.

Jackass.

You go do that, cunt boy. Fucking stupid bitch.

Wow. Lifes that bad huh?

Nah, life is great for me. What a predictable comment by a cunt like you though. About the same as saying "you mad, bro?". You idiot.

No one as angry as you has a good life or has a life altering problem at the moment. When your reaction to a throwaway comment from a stranger is to lose your mind then something is goin on. Or you're drunk. Normal people dont act like that. So good luck with that or down a few waters so you dont feel hungover later.

I am not angry, you stupid fuck. Just because I am mocking you does not mean I am not happy. Again...it is the typical comment from a thin skinned faggot. Man up little boy, it is the internets. Don't take it so fucking seriously.

When your reaction to my throwaway comment on his wife being a gold digger gets this type of reaction, it says a lot. Are you really taking this internet shit this seriously? I am laughing at this and you.

Back to sucking your nigger boyfriends cock. Now hurry up and whine like a baby that I said a racist slur. You are a joke.

Get help.

Get a sense of humor, Mr 4 day redditor.

Both

Hahaha, this is the only right answer.

Hmmm, wake up and be Opie or wake up and be Jim. That's a tough one.

Opie. Easy job, rich, very attractive wife. The only downsides I see are the tits and the autisim.

Honestly

Both

So, basically, would you rather be Opie or Jimmy?

The only way I'd ever want AIDS is if I woke up as Opie, so I don't know what to say.

That's a stupid question.