So have Sam and Jess offically split up?

10  2015-05-17 by Grillskillz

56 comments

i dont know and also who gives a fucking care

yea. who gives a whoot

language!!

This is a family subreddit!

Woodsy the Owl, thats who!

In the city or in the woods, help keep America looking good HOOT! HOOT!

It matters if that Jess chick is single tho.

Like you really have a chance, sir.

Well look who she was with.

a broken mop can get in that

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I guess I'm in the minority but I'd like to know. Sam rarely opens up much on air so maybe this is his chance.

I don't think he's mentioned her (which he did regularly) ever since he said they had that fight about Sam not wanting to have kids.

For all you guys know they could be fine and he doesnt talk about her because she asked him not to put their personal business out there anymore after he mentioned they had a fight.

To be fair I dont listen to Sirius anymore so I dont know exactly whats going on.

But that's not fun

Did anyone ask why that conversation never came up before they got married? I know, I know, we're a bunch of yentas.

It probably did and he probably shrugged it off or kicked it down the road. If she was so set on having kids, she should have really had a talk about it.

He's afraid of his children getting sickle cell anemia.

If your wife wants to have kids and you don't, It's Over Johnny.

Unless, of course, she just goes ahead and does it anyways.

He's very much like the Opester and not talking about his private life is a big similarity. It's what makes Ant and Jim so interesting... And Opie not so much.

I like how the rationale behind this speculation is, "Sam had a fight with Jess and hasn't mentioned her since."

Let's take it further.

Maybe they didn't split up. Maybe she's been "missing" since the argument. Maybe he killed her and is building an alibi.

the plot thickens

Like a bunch of hens or sumthin'

it's the most ethical thing to treat this matter as follows:

the unsubstantiated rumor (no facts) is to be regarded as reality and we should constantly express it in some form, for example:

''sam's new show sucks, but it's only normal going through the divorce process with jess right now.''

(*) ''sam has reached his goals careerwise, but his love life is disintegrating right now. poor guy''

''i can't put my thinger on it, but something was missing in sam today. are he and jess really splitting up? that is probably the reason, why he had problems on the air today...''

and so on...

If he is split from his wife and not at least fucking Katie Linendoll the man is dead to me.

I'm guessing that Katie chick is a wrestling groupie. She'd probably rather take on both Nasty Boys than bang Sam.

There must be something wrong with her with she has to go for a guy as ugly as Sam

smelly feet

If he wasn't half a fag, he'd be fucking them both. At the same time.

Now Jess can go get fucked properly. Good for her.

I don't know... My friend Chip said that Sam had one of those huge mulatta-mongrel kawks and he's known to bottom-out on bitches all the time.

No, but your mom and dad are going to get a divorce when they realize they raised a faggot.

Why?

id like to know. him being divorced after like a year would be amusing to me.

The happy couple. No room for jess.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CFJzEMTWMAAfKs_.jpg

good Lord. What was she thinking?

She uses Sam to speak to wrestlers.

Some people are good at being impersonal

Backstory?

On an episode of Sam Roberts show like 2 months ago, he was telling a story about how they got into a fight over her wanting kids, and Sam not. He hasn't mentioned her since and seems to be spending A LOT of time with Katie Linedoll

It's reddit. What were you expecting?

Typical response from the people who start the gayest threads. Delete your account and make reddit 1% better.

oMg ! really, sam and jess?

I don't believe it, they were SooOoo cute together... I saw there vacation photos on facebook and i was totally jealous...TbH tho, i was always team jess from day 1 neway!

Totally should be Tots

Who gives a shit you fucking faggot.

It doesn't matter. Jess was really a 42 yr old man who performed felatio on a lobster after getting into an argument off air that only Pal Talk could see.

SPECULATE SPECULATE SPECULATE!

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I couldn't care less but do u think ppl would have the same reaction if opies wife left him?

I do

the people who responded here, including even you ironically, and myself of course.