Opies got one too, these are very old men we're listening to.

Both of them are older than my dad, you seem to forget that though when you're listening.

Exactly. Most people don't even realize Sloth McJigglytits is older than Fez the titty slapper. These aren't young up and coming stars.

Quite the scoop OP.

They're individually placed follicles.

Its like somebody should have mentioned it once or twice a week for 10 years or so to get that reference... Oh wait

This is a little too "Queer Eye" for me.

Odd coming from a guy called Phyllis.

When you're right, you're right.

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What kinda sad little man would go through the trouble of finding the still, highlighting it and posting it? That's life, people lose their hair, big fucking deal. This is just ridicilous

Its the banner for this sub, so it stares you in the face every time you come here

Did you just get sensitive because someone made fun of Anthony, here?!

Not because it was Anthony, because that's just lame to make a thread over shit like this. He has zero control over his hair (naturally) growing so why make fun of it? If you make jokes about Op's tits that's fair, he can do something about it, hit the gym. But a birth "defect" is just meh

That's kind of weak, I mean Jimmy can't help being a blinkey eyed weirdo but there's plenty of jokes about that and Opie can't help that his wife took a deep dicking from Bam before they hooked up but plenty of cuck jokes happen.

Jim is first to point out the blinking himself, have you ever heard Ant make jokes about his hair? And the word cuck is so overused in this subreddit that it's not even funny anymore. Not that it ever was, making fun of her because she had an ex-boyfriend? Wtf.

You are a stupid, stupid man.

Not quite a grassy knoll

Ironic that he's too old to have hair in certain places, while the girls he dates are too young.

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Look at their horrible cheap clothing.

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