Daddy started banging girls 20 years younger than him and working from home.
Mommy settled on this fat fuck and his fatter fuck brother in our old house, things just aren't the same.
brother still lives at home with mom, but you can hear the horror and self hatred in his voice for his decision, but he doesn't have to pay for anything and gets to hang out with important people.
And the pets? Little fat pug Eric? Siamese gay cat Travis?
even if they did amend their friendship, ants still fired from sirius and opie and jim signed a 2 year contract. nothing is going to happen anytime soon, so stop holding your breath.
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9 TEDS_CAKE_EMPORIUM 2015-05-16
No, their divorced.
Daddy started banging girls 20 years younger than him and working from home.
Mommy settled on this fat fuck and his fatter fuck brother in our old house, things just aren't the same.
brother still lives at home with mom, but you can hear the horror and self hatred in his voice for his decision, but he doesn't have to pay for anything and gets to hang out with important people.
And the pets? Little fat pug Eric? Siamese gay cat Travis?
Our home is ruined.
7 CCRed95 2015-05-16
20 years younger??
54 - 20 = 34 years old
Not a chance
3 TEDS_CAKE_EMPORIUM 2015-05-16
I forget he's that old sometimes. He's only got about 10 years of that dick working left in him.
4 thndr87 2015-05-16
His dick will outlive his heart
7 BillTuttleberry 2015-05-16
ftfy
8 billsinthefridge 2015-05-16
Those shitty last couple of years that everyone (including myself) hated are like porn to me now.
6 RickVince 2015-05-16
Oh god no.
Ant needs to finally start a studio in NY and hire Jimmy.
4 DrAttorney 2015-05-16
I agree, lets drain that fuckers bank account once and for all. Wait, what are you talking about?
-2 Ant_Sucks 2015-05-16
Hahahahahaha, that's never going to happen. Don't you understand that when Ant is in charge he fucks everything up?
3 Leeham721 2015-05-16
Jim and Ant yes. Jim, Ant and everyone on the show EXCEPT Opie? Yes.
2 TracksuitZomb 2015-05-16
even if they did amend their friendship, ants still fired from sirius and opie and jim signed a 2 year contract. nothing is going to happen anytime soon, so stop holding your breath.
0 turdthief 2015-05-16
People conveniently forget that O&A still generally sucked for the entire 5 years after they left K-Rock
2 laschar 2015-05-16
Then why the fuck are you here?
0 turdthief 2015-05-16
Lady Di internship