JN: "She had green hair." ME: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHE HAD GREEN HAIR?" JN: She dyed her hair green.

41  2015-05-14 by serraphim

I hate this man. I hate him so much.

29 comments

Her hair was full of envy. And stuff.

Moola

Whyyyyyyyyy what do you meeeeaaaaannnnnn???? Ugh climb a ladder and fall off it.

...into a week old pool of diarrhea from a cancer patient.

if you're up on a ladder and you hear something splatter, diarrhea

Nick "Opie" Carpanelli.

She got the hair dye at a Rite Aid?!

the hair dye cost $19.80!?!?

The fact is, yknowhatimean ehhhh, I coulda posted that joke but I wasn't gonna do that.

Don't make it blue.

Hasn't opie actually said that too ?

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NINETEEN 80!!!

wow i thought i had. was in a hair dye drought.

It would take me.. so.. many dollars in therapy to get through it.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE SKY IS BLUE?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN WATER IS WET?

He was so busy doing the math that he forgot to do the other things that the brain does.

I wish he'd remember to kill himself

Dude, maybe I'm dumb like Gregory but I was thinking, that her hair turned green from being over 600 pounds. Like it turned green naturally.

Like how Davey Mac's hair turned red from alcoholism

Id take aids over opie

Stop listening.

sure thing, Opester.

I hate the show. So I don't listen

if it was just the opie show it would be completely psychotic to still listen. but theres still jimmy and the occasional old guest which are worth listening to, and someone as terrible at radio as opie actually being on it can be interesting to witness in a sideshow kind of way

I goto YouTube people post the listenable clips

Exactly. I literally grind my teeth at the douchey song of the day shit and Opie s new growly cool guy voice. We live in a world of free content for fucks sake. Stop giving that shit channel views.

Correct. I would prefer Denny falcone and fez replace the Opester

I would take silence over Opie any day.

Me too

Opie literally annoys with everything out of his dumb narcissist mouth

He said when he was interviewed that he likes to push the level of discomfort of others...

She got the hair dye at a Rite Aid?!

It would take me.. so.. many dollars in therapy to get through it.

Moola

Correct. I would prefer Denny falcone and fez replace the Opester

I would take silence over Opie any day.