Opie swears he could host a late night talk show, is hiring the Stangel bros. the first step??? :o

7  2015-05-12 by hellofriendo1234

The way he pumped up their hires I bet he actually thinks so. Can you imagine this mushmouth retard attempting to deliver a witty monologue or interviewing a guest on his own? It would legitimately be worse than The Tony Danza Show, and probably even more cringey.

I know two guys who are not excited: the Stangels. From head writers to a top tier late night talk show to "creative contributors" to a niche satellite radio show that is stagnating badly. Oof...

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Would be better off just making a rip off talk show of "the view" called the bit, where he can talk all about the Kardashians and reality TV his wife makes him watch.

Scorch is way more qualified.

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Lock up your daughters and hide your wives, it's Sibby!

Imagine Greggshells' reaction when the Stangels start "suggesting" how to do the show...

FUTURE ME: We fired the Stangels...they were BROOOOODULLLLL...

The irony is mind-bending that someone who speaks so poorly is a millionaire off of speaking for a living.

Hosting a late night show requires talking as well as other things. Opie barely does that one thing.

No.

He would have to read a teleprompter and based on today's show and the airline news article, I don't think that's a possibility.

So these two dinosaurs were behind the scenes for the past 4 months saying more Florentine and Small on 3rd mic? Ketchup tasting? Lady Di calls? Awkward interviews? Daily Allergy report? Lie of the Day?

Let's give it up for Auburn Pits ladies and gentleman!!!!!