If Anthony really was a comedy genius he could take the tragic murder of these cops or any cop and make it hilarious.

0  2015-05-11 by Ant_Sucks

There have been worse tragedies made into hilarious jokes. I heard a few 9/11 jokes on 9/12. Not great, because they came from some drunk dude in a bar somewhere, but still they made me laugh.

That's how comedians die. They get self righteous, and they refuse to joke about certain topics. They say shit like "you're not supposed to make fun of victims." That's why left wing comedy is so bad right now. Dead Cop Jokes are Anthony's rape jokes.

Tell us some dead cop jokes Ant.

10 comments

8  cc1945 2015-05-11

Dead cops ARE the joke. Hoodies up yo.

2  packitchofsositch 2015-05-11

In all seriousness if that guy had gotten Zimmerman between the eyes earlier today I'd be doubled over with tears streaming.

2  cc1945 2015-05-11

Easy there, cuckold. Do you wear pink onesie pajamas and suck your thumb as your wife is fucked by a black?

1  packitchofsositch 2015-05-11

Sorry. I didn't know that my laughter would give you such a sad.

I hope it didn't cause you to discharge too much shit and piss out of your ... vag/ass crotch area. Or whatever you want us to call it these days.

7  GWARscientist 2015-05-11

I'm sure all this pleases Jenny Hutt immensely.

2  Phrunkis3 2015-05-11

Jenny the Hutt, is she an SJW?

5  GWARscientist 2015-05-11

I dunno, she did some song saying all pigs are racist or something like that. I think it was a desperate ploy get Chris Rock's attention.

4  Vargas_Larson 2015-05-11

How do you make a dead cop shake? Take two scoops of dead cop, one cup of strawberries and set the blender for 'puree!'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJokRFEAupg

1  Opprobriousness 2015-05-11

YEAH, ANTHONY SUCKS AND OPIE RULES.

1  jimcozad 2015-05-11

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsdexwdImnk