The problem with Opie is that he wants to be cool and his idea of cool is from the 90s. Nothing is dorkier than wanting to be cool. So he has to act like he hasn't seen this movie or likes this song. Why? Just say it, it's obvious. Then he throws some 90s 'ew gay guys' shit to Sherrod Small who then has to wriggle out from under it.
Today's show was the equivalent of watching paint dry.
They had a 5-7 minute segment where Opie put on items from a 50 Shades of Grey Gift Basket. Just like when you put your glasses on your dog - only less amusing.
Opie is apparently a boxing expert - he gave Mayweather 8 rounds in Saturday's fight.
They had Lady Di call in - 4 times. She contributed absolutely nothing.
Sherrod Small was on - this was his 105th appearance since May 1st.
YAY I GUESS THIS MEANS MOAR DENNIS FALCONE AND LADY DI AND SHERROD FORCING LAUGHS. UPVOTES FOR EVERY TIME OPIE MENTIONS SHERROD'S MONSTER MULE/HOG/HELMET/DIIIIIICK.
23 comments
26 wilfred6969 2015-05-08
i know i was listening and they were talking about broadway and i was like WHAT THE HELL IS GOIN ON AROUND HERE?!?!?!?
8 LemonQuarks 2015-05-08
HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH
17 aprosbro 2015-05-08
The problem with Opie is that he wants to be cool and his idea of cool is from the 90s. Nothing is dorkier than wanting to be cool. So he has to act like he hasn't seen this movie or likes this song. Why? Just say it, it's obvious. Then he throws some 90s 'ew gay guys' shit to Sherrod Small who then has to wriggle out from under it.
6 IggysGlove 2015-05-08
Sherrod is black opie. So he is at least a little cooler.
10 turdthief 2015-05-08
Negropie
15 kevin121312 2015-05-08
ME: People love picking songs and if we don't play obscure stuff, there's no way for people to hear it. Nice try with the hate, tho :(
15 TriangleDimes 2015-05-08
He can't even take 20 minutes the night before to come up with some interesting topics for the show that has his fucking name on it.
15 tRROaLL 2015-05-08
song outro RRRRRRRRRRRRRGEEEEGGGHHHHHhhhhhhh PEARL JAM... right travis? ... deep track to start off the mooooooornin heh heh heh heh heh.
good morning jim norton.
15 turdthief 2015-05-08
Ok now im angry
11 IBison 2015-05-08
ME: So where is your show? Huh? FUCKFACE!
4 nolasen 2015-05-08
He's slacking. I have grown accustomed to having my opening hour of the morning infused with insightful music knowledge and jovial brotherly ribbing.
4 opesterthejokester 2015-05-08
Nahhhhht funnnnny!
4 _TheConsumer_ 2015-05-08
Today's show was the equivalent of watching paint dry.
They had a 5-7 minute segment where Opie put on items from a 50 Shades of Grey Gift Basket. Just like when you put your glasses on your dog - only less amusing.
Opie is apparently a boxing expert - he gave Mayweather 8 rounds in Saturday's fight.
They had Lady Di call in - 4 times. She contributed absolutely nothing.
Sherrod Small was on - this was his 105th appearance since May 1st.
2 867-5309- 2015-05-08
Is it a live show today?
14 toofatfor15 2015-05-08
Save yourself Jenny, don't do it
3 seanpwyer 2015-05-08
Yea
4 867-5309- 2015-05-08
Thanks!
1 ucfgavin 2015-05-08
Yes, and he did everyone a favor by doing it. He wasn't even supposed to be in today.
2 jhawley11 2015-05-08
Is Jimmy on today?
2 seanpwyer 2015-05-08
No
6 desmondsdecker 2015-05-08
YAY I GUESS THIS MEANS MOAR DENNIS FALCONE AND LADY DI AND SHERROD FORCING LAUGHS. UPVOTES FOR EVERY TIME OPIE MENTIONS SHERROD'S MONSTER MULE/HOG/HELMET/DIIIIIICK.
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1 sanfrancisco69er 2015-05-08
so no show then
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-2 sldsnak4 2015-05-08
Ant spent 6 hours with the news on.
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