Bob Kelly, Roland, or lady di?

4  2015-05-06 by swarrrm

Who dies from a heart attack first?

I'm guessing lady dI, Bobby, then Roland. Which is sad becuase I want Roland to die today and like Bobby

14 comments

17  fedswatching 2015-05-06

This is the worst game of fuck, marry, kill ever

10  swarrrm 2015-05-06

Fuck lady di, kill Roland, marry Bobby

10  Mr_Brightside23 2015-05-06

Fuck lady di, kill myself, ...

8  erickz123 2015-05-06

Opie. Complications from either breast cancer or gender reassignment surgery.

3  bambonk 2015-05-06

Almost simultaneous in some wicked DP type scenario. A photo finish. Sleep well tonight having read that one.

5  NoirMagieGateau 2015-05-06

I don't like your smug pride for your mediocre joke.

1  bambonk 2015-05-06

Whatcha gonna do about it?

3  NoirMagieGateau 2015-05-06

Respond with disdain and apathy, silently judging you after I post this.

2  bambonk 2015-05-06

Attaboy.

1  occult91 2015-05-06

lady di, roland, then bobby, i think bobby would outlive roland because he has a kid and wife to live for

1  swarrrm 2015-05-06

Bobby smoked ciggies for most of his life and has a lot more stress than Roland so I think he goes before Roland. Roland is the bigger slob obviously but he seems blissfully ignorant of how repulsive he is.

1  Seref15 2015-05-06

Di will go from a combo of heart disease an liver failure. Roland will have the heart attack. Bobby might last a while because he at least has worked out and has had periods of health, the other two have been bovines every second of their lives.

2  Kurt_Love 2015-05-06

Roland weighed like 100 lbs when he was an intern for Carson Daly. The gay shame made him gain 300 lbs in 5 years.

1  Dennyisthepisslord 2015-05-06

Have you seen the size of Erock now? He's up there.

2  Kurt_Love 2015-05-06

Roland weighed like 100 lbs when he was an intern for Carson Daly. The gay shame made him gain 300 lbs in 5 years.