Comedy Metal Midgets 5/4/2015 - Oil Changes - ooph...

2  2015-05-04 by cali_gunner

9 comments

Change the oil? That's for kids. I'm not 9.

Whhhhyyy would I satisfy my wife? I'm not fooooouuur.

Why would I do dat?

Let me guess, he doesn't change his oil every 3000 miles, one time he let it go past 10,000 miles and it was fine.

That would have been better. It's like a podcast he tapes as he's prepartying and going out with screaming drunk friends this time. He builds it up like it's the greatest comedy ever, which makes it even worse.

Stick to hatred and centering the podcast on yourself, Jim.

Ooph and I am an outspoken Florentine fan here.

I hope this is like the Facebook and bumper stickers series.

"Terrible things about changing oil Part 19."

That would have been better.

Then a full 10 seconds of silence as he searches his written list of topics for another "I was obsessed with Ozzy" story.