Tits had a metal detector and I wanted to try it because it looked boss. Then the cunt went to some protected aztec ruins, I followed him, then the ship steerer offered to lend me the detector. I found some shit, but the cunt stitched me up good and proper, the archaeological police caught me red handed, while Greggshells made off with the loot of the hoard. Fucking disloyal bastard.

Prior to this dreamcident, there were also some Sikhs and I was on the beach. A Sikh girl was flirting with me, but then a rather large male Sikh decided he wanted to try and fuck me up. Greggshells sat there and watched while that happened too, with his fucking metal detector.

I'm Sikh of his shit.