Please stop attacking the Opster's signed Photos...his wife actually took them...OOPS.

6  2015-05-02 by [deleted]

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She snapped them when she was going urban exploring with Bam.

Is this a metaphor for fucking in a dark alleyway?

If by "dark alleyway" you mean "Lynsi's poopshoot" then yes.

He said dark alleyway, not the Lincoln Tunnel, sir.

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Hahaha those photos are terrible

They really are laughably bad. The whole concept of them is just fucking retarded anyway. Some random photo that looks like it was taken with a flip phone, and then signed by a less than mediocre radio host? Who would even want that? Just goes to show how much of an egomaniac Opie is to think people want his signature like he's a rock star or something.

Gotta make that siiiiide money

I actually do remember, years ago, Opie talking about his wife taking art classes at a college & him posing nude for her (who knows if that's true).

But if it's her art & Opie is taking the credit, that's the exact plot of the Tim Burton movie "Big Eyes". The best play on that title I could think of is "Big Tits".

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i figured she did, except the one that must have been opie in the chrysler building.

and remember, he paid for her to take photography classes.

His wife actually did something besides spend Opies money?

The bitch don't watch kids, seeing as 4 hours a day Opie has no time for anything.

If by "dark alleyway" you mean "Lynsi's poopshoot" then yes.