These were the first two bits that I heard live, ever. Want to see if someone can dig them up.

• Probably around 2005 or 2006 or so? Louie CK was in and they were commentating on a news story where a baby fell out a window and some Mexican guy caught it.

• The very first thing I ever heard of OnA. There was a UPS guy trying to drop some kind of package off and they were giving him shit? I don't remember it very well, but I'd like to hear it again as it's the first time I ever listened to OnA. Probably around the same time frame.

Thanks faggots. Eat shit.