This Sub Is Like A Bunch Of Angry Ex Girlfriends.

0  2015-05-01 by OpiesScornedLovers

Constantly talking about Opie. CHECK

Reporting everything he does on social media. CHECK

Gossiping about his past. CHECK

Everything he does makes you angry yet you choose to obsessively post about his actions. CHECK

It would be easy for you to move on but you are obsessed with him. CHECK

So, are you guys faggots? CHECK.

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There are 160 active users on the subreddit at any given time. The content here isn't the work of a few obsessed people. It is a compilation of thousands of OnA fans who have realized that Opie is really bad at doing radio. We enjoy posting about it occasionally because it is funny and it makes him cry.

L O Fuckin L How delusional can you get!

What do you mean? There is a user count in the sidebar that shows 10,705 subscribers and 165 active right now. I only post an average of 3.5 times per day on reddit total, so probably half of that is on this subreddit. Most people post way less than that. Nobody is obsessed.

"Nobody is obsessed". Your evidence does not help your claim.

It does though, that's the thing.

Good point!

I made a good point. I'm still waiting for you to respond in a comprehensible way. This could be a two-way conversation if you pulled your head out of your ass and started making sense.

I don't think any of us have ever said otherwise.

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Yep, admitting it is the first step.

Say check again

Ignoring the points put forth. CHECK

It pisses you off.CHECK.

LOL checked your account, you made made it right after anthony got fired. Anthony sycophant confirmed.

Admitting that you are one of opies scorned lovers. CHECK

Tss write me a CHECK

Opie wont write checks to obsessed faggots.

no, just homeless guys with a guitar

Yep, the same same homeless guy who got over 1 million views on you tube. You are dumb...

another opie faggot served. CHECK

I never liked Opie.

Opie neglects us of the funny. No wonder we're angry.

Yep, like he's neglecting giving you his hog, just like an ex. Move on like someone with a life. CHECK

tss what's this a zugzwang moment? I'll fuckin' take my wang and be all checkmate, you pieca garbage.

You need approval from this sub so badly that you deleted a comment for fear of judgement. Do you have anybody that talks to you outside of the internet? LOL

My mom said good afternoon to me yesterday, and I think she half smiled at me this morning (which I will count).

You live with your mother. CHECK

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If this sub is a bunch of angry ex girlfriends then you are the bitter fat girl no one ever asked out.

Evading the facts and attacking the messenger. CHECK

For an encore this guy's got some really killer "...NOT!" jokes.

Ignoring the points put forth. CHECK

What, did you say something that hasn't been said a thousand times already this month?

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Just accept that you are obsessed with him, its obvious.

you're making me giddy

Moreso than the guy who created a novelty account about him?

You STILL refuse to accept the truth huh? Just say you are obsessed and the ordeal will be over.

I didn't say shit about Opie, silly. I was making fun of YOU the entire time.

You're the guy with the one track mind. It's pathetic and sad, but relatively entertaining.

But all your posts are about him silly. What a dummy you are, lol.

No they're not, stupid.

I don't know why I'm even entertaining you. I think I just pity you.

Yep, but you are too obsessed to respond to my points. Keep going retard, lol.

What's your point?

I do not constantly talking about Opie. I do not report anything he does on social media. I do not gossip about his past. Nothing he does makes me angry, nor do I choose to obsessively post about his actions.

So, are you a faggot? CHECK.

I have responded to your points. I hope your week is terrible and you are lonely.

Realizing that most of your posts are on anti opie threads and are anti opie. CHECK

its a dicussion forum for something. not that uncommon for people to give their opinion on that thing.

Yep, but when they dont like something anymore, they dont get obsessed with it like an ex, they move on.

Jimmy and the guests are still good

This faggot sub disagrees.

depends on who you ask

Fight those Haters, Propie!!

Why not sack up and post this from your real account? I get that you're just trolling, but you're still kind of a pussy.

Ignore the points put forth and focus on something like the age of an account. CHECK

Faggot won't post from his real account. CHECK

Redditor for 10 months, right after anthony was fired. Pro anthony account discovered. CHECK

Faggot still won't post on his real account. CHECK

Focusing on account age like a crybaby. CHECK

Faggot still won't post on his real account. CHECK

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LOL an hour in and this post is 54% upvoted, even with the anthony sycophants. Looks like im not the only one who thinks this.

Owning everyone with statistics. CHECK

it is pretty sad

/u/panzersmanzer made a horribly unfunny chip post and then deleted it like an embarrassed bitch. Gotta love how sensitive to criticism you faggots are.

Meh, it's tough trying to do a Chip joke that incorporates Chip actually knowing what a zugzwang moment is. Criticize away.

I would criticise your original post but you were too embarrassed and fearful of judgement so you deleted it. What a bitch.

*criticize

Deleted it like an embarrassed bitch huh? Now who does that remind me of...? :D

Angry that i pointed out how you are obsessed with opie? :D

Actually I think it's hilarious. Do you think Opie is going to invite you to come live with him for sucking his dick so much? :D

Keep'em comin!

Ah,but i said nothing positive about opie, did I? I simply pointed out how obsessed you are with him. Good job avoiding the points i made though :D

That's right! Keep suckin'! Slurp up that Opie cum like a good boy! :D

You STILL refuse to accept the truth huh? Just say you are obsessed and the ordeal will be over.