If that picture is any indication of his supposed crazy frat days, then he was in the lamest, queerest frat in the history of mankind. I doubt he was having crazy parties and shit like that. He looked like a fucking antisocial dork in college. Although I'm sure his shitty frat still did the fag stuff like the elephant walk.
He even lied about the choco taco. He says he never heard of them, as he "stays away from fast food places," then when Travis comes in a says that they sell them from ice cream trucks he goes, "Oh, I've seen them on ice cream trucks."
If that picture is any indication of his supposed crazy frat days, then he was in the lamest, queerest frat in the history of mankind. I doubt he was having crazy parties and shit like that. He looked like a fucking antisocial dork in college. Although I'm sure his shitty frat still did the fag stuff like the elephant walk.
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15 EskimoEscrow 2015-04-30
"When I was an asshole frat guy..."
Now he's just an asshole
8 takyon_deathyon 2015-04-30
Was he ever even a real douchey frat guy? Or was that just another lie? He just looks like an awkward weird guy in his college pics
6 BoardroomBimmy 2015-04-30
If that picture is any indication of his supposed crazy frat days, then he was in the lamest, queerest frat in the history of mankind. I doubt he was having crazy parties and shit like that. He looked like a fucking antisocial dork in college. Although I'm sure his shitty frat still did the fag stuff like the elephant walk.
7 jimcozad 2015-04-30
:-)
14 marc2w 2015-04-30
wow he forgot what he said in literally 2 mins
13 stinkskc 2015-04-30
"this is a true story" this is a lie
12 dochattan 2015-04-30
Eating too much made Joe Derosa throw up but the smell of 6 million decomposing Jews gave him a hard on.
7 jimcozad 2015-04-30
Like it would give anybody one.
12 sanfrancisco69er 2015-04-30
hahaaha holy shit. "i did that" two minutes later "i've never done that"
7 Flamgirlant 2015-04-30
What a fucking retard.
6 KenFrezno 2015-04-30
Why the fuck does he do this......
5 RearNakedGrope 2015-04-30
He even lied about humming "We Are the World" while lying about puking. Double lies cawksuckah!
4 Doom_Art 2015-04-30
Why the hell does the cunt even lie about shit like this? So fucking pointless.
5 whydoyouask123 2015-04-30
He even lied about the choco taco. He says he never heard of them, as he "stays away from fast food places," then when Travis comes in a says that they sell them from ice cream trucks he goes, "Oh, I've seen them on ice cream trucks."
What a boob(s).
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3 BeerCanThick 2015-04-30
I think this is the key reason why I find Opie so loathsome. It isn't that he's a liar, its that he lies about everything to a 2-country audience.
3 RearNakedGrope 2015-04-30
What a fucking idiot LOL.
2 CookieHaid 2015-04-30
ME: This is a true story.
2 CowsAreCurious 2015-04-30
Like, he thought this made up story would sound so cool in his head. Then he said it. And added details that made it even worse. I hope he's killed.
2 blackirishlad 2015-04-30
that's fucking embarrassing dude. holy shit.
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1 youfuckmymother 2015-04-30
In Opie's defense, he could have been gagging himself to vomit, not necessarily eating to the point of vomiting
6 BoardroomBimmy 2015-04-30
If that picture is any indication of his supposed crazy frat days, then he was in the lamest, queerest frat in the history of mankind. I doubt he was having crazy parties and shit like that. He looked like a fucking antisocial dork in college. Although I'm sure his shitty frat still did the fag stuff like the elephant walk.