Why even bother listening to the opinions and humor of people we will never even be friends with?

0  2015-04-27 by [deleted]

Want to know why you and i are all such lonely self loathing fucks? it's cause we manufacture friendships with the radio people who have no idea that we even exist and if they did know we existed they'd hate us cause we are all fucking sad sack nobodies living a meaningless inadequate existence

edit: JK LOL

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Why watch movies when we will never meet the actors? It's just entertainment OP, you don't have to project yourself onto situation. You are free to simply observe or listen to what's going from a third party perspective, I think that's what most of us do.

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I think you are projecting a bit OP. I personally wouldn't consider that a fair assessment of the general O&A fanbase.

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I hope you're not near any belts and doors right now.

I hope he is.

Because you would rather him be near a gun.

Exactly.

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You seem fun.

I go outside a few times a month. Speak for yourself.

Isn't that learning in general? Listening to the opinions of people you will never meet? Literature kind of relies on this very notion.

Why play mass effect when you will never be a space commander?

to punctuate the dreariness.

Haha this might be the most retarded post I've ever seen. I guess I shouldn't read anything either because I don't have sleepovers with the authors.

WHAT LOL!

Tell me who I should listen too then. Or is entertainment itself off the table in your world?

Don't your friends have any radio shows they do?

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You can only listen to and talk about people you know personally. And they have to know you and remember your name. According to OP's logic.

take Prozac. if it doesn't work, try a different anti-depressant and keep going until you find one that does it. it's the only thing that really works. talking to people on reddit won't help. meds are everything.

Fuck this, I'm going to go buy some ice cream.

I have never in my life considered these guys my friends or fantasized about being friends with them. They're just a bunch of funny fucks that generally speak about the type of shit I'm interested in, and usually have the same outlook on it. I listen to it while I'm working cuz it makes me laugh. This thread is disturbing to me. I'm honestly not sure if you're even being serious or not?

Hey OP, why do you watch porn if you're never going to be butt fucked by the actors?

Did you try to go to Ant's house and now you're delusional dream of having a real friendship is crushed so now you wanna crush everyone else's dream? That's too bad because most of us don't fantasize about being friends with celebrities (however minor). We just want to hear funny stuff.

I hope he is.

Because you would rather him be near a gun.