I would go with this...
"Hey, Andy!!! I purchased a ticket to this show, thus contributing to your income and career momentum, so I can act like an annoyance until you have me ushered out by security, JUST so I can try and entertain a very small demographic on a dark corner of the internet who actually would give a shit that I'm doing this!"
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12 TriangleDimes 2015-04-26
Throw a burning dreidel at his head and say "Joe Derosa says hello."
2 ib--90 2015-04-26
Or stab him with a knife on his chest and say ''Anthony Cumia sends his regards''
1 [deleted] 2015-04-26
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10 imcreggschinkell 2015-04-26
Tss hit one for the chippah
8 CowsAreCurious 2015-04-26
Don't spend your money on a ticket. Just buy a bullet and rent a gun instead.
7 BeerCanThick 2015-04-26
"Being a jew isn't inherently funny, you racist hack!"
6 jimcozad 2015-04-26
Get out of my country, awful Marxist.
4 dickroach 2015-04-26
how about don't go
3 CUNTYMOM 2015-04-26
this isnt 2007 you faggot nobody cares about this shit anymore, get a hobby.
3 Opprobriousness 2015-04-26
"I don't much care for you or your comedy stylings!"
2 ib--90 2015-04-26
okay faggot, what's next?
And don't forget to film it
1 NickCarpinelli 2015-04-26
I think the "Bor-" got cropped out of the picture.
1 Grillskillz 2015-04-26
Just call him a back. He can't stand it. Got me blocked on Twitter
1 AntsCamera 2015-04-26
Demoralize the enemy from within by surprise, terror, sabotage, assassination. This is the war of the future.
A great man spoke those words, a hero to many of us.
1 xxmikekxx 2015-04-26
I don't know, maybe one of the other 3 people in the audience will have a good idea
0 AnudderCast 2015-04-26
I would go with this... "Hey, Andy!!! I purchased a ticket to this show, thus contributing to your income and career momentum, so I can act like an annoyance until you have me ushered out by security, JUST so I can try and entertain a very small demographic on a dark corner of the internet who actually would give a shit that I'm doing this!"
That'll show him!
-1 jhohcable 2015-04-26
Call him a circle.
That's a new racial slur I just made up for jewish people.
Well, I didn't make it up, the jews did, but whatever.
-2 bimpy 2015-04-26
Haahahahahahahahahhaha! Oh please make a fool out of yourself in tribute for a dead radio show!!!! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahah
Please record it and post it here. Wooooo pests unite!!!!