ME: (to Arnie) Do you think they will ever work it out in Washington?

14  2015-04-23 by snoopkhat

20 years in the biz

The Opie fans went wild.

37 comments

Listening to it now & he goes "how does it end?" & gets a big laugh and Arnie goes "guess u gotta pay for that" & then Opie says again, after the laugh, "but really how does it ends?"

It was a great example of what has been pointed out on this reddit before that IF Opie does happen to get a laugh, he always repeats it after. He can't just take the victory of the laugh

I think the dumb sloth was confused at the laughter and actually wanted to know how the movie ends.

How does it end? Hopefully with a Shotgun and a toe trigger

I cringed when I heard that yesterday. Unreal.

Where are you on Bruce Jenner? Do you think he should 'Terminate' his penis?

Hasta LA vista baby

How are your allergies Arnie? (sniff)

after 10 min of nothing...ME: YEAH, after school programs are going away.

You get the flu shot Arnie?

"Ayyyygghh, My name is Ben Richards!"

"Im Cliff Johnson, aaayyaaagh" dammit those were the days..

They were indeed, I can still hear Patrice's jowls breaking down from laughing at Anthony Schwarzenegger. Jeez, time sure is a motherhucker.

The level of stupidity, ignorance, and overall lack of intellectual curiosity is truly astounding without Anthony there to provide even a semblance of knowledge in any form.

Opie is legitimately dim, and Norton is just too sheltered and his awful, childish tastes are too coddled

And how about dealing with the DMV people? Amirite?

I like it when Jimmy steers the interviews. He gets to stop dumbing things down for Ope and really ask some good questions of the guests.

"commonality of language"

I'd love to punch whoever taught James that phrase. Fucking Linguist Jimmy is horrendous

Same guy who regularly sucks tranny dick also wants to use community college words

It's how a guy who failed school and has to make up lost ground in his 30s talks.

Litigious

AIDS

Brilliant interviewing skillz from the Brothamaaaaaaaaan. Let's get him on MSNBC.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGibCF5SRB4

ME: they (MSNBC) called me a few times and I went over there but they couldn't figure out what to do with me.

He said that a few times and Norton and Anthony just sat there in silence.

He'd fit right in with the other semi-autistics and that one black lady with the awful lisp.

He probably wanted it to sound like "I couldn't find my niche" but in reality it was like a dishwasher trying to apply for a job in a law office. "We don't know where to put you."

What I wouldn't give to see the Opie & Al Show.

ME: Did you know that I've always wanted to put my BWOAHner in a bla-, uh, in an African American girl? Right on, brother.

i think he said figure it out, which is even worse.

I regularly have to turn the volume to 0 when this idiot speaks. I don't want to be a hater. I want to keep being a fan. But he makes it difficult.

That voice is repugnant. He blames it on Long Island but I've known plenty of Lon Gislanders and when they speak it's not even close to that atrocity.

Tone-deaf + Fuckwit, not a good combination.

i went through that phase

what comes next?

Full Blown AIDS?

I don't see the problem. Sounds like a perfect question that a child would ask. Did tits ask his hard hitting question, "So what else?" Just brilliance. Why hasn't he replaced Ronnie B on Umasked yet?

I do love that when whoever (I think Jim) tried to get Arnold to draw a parallel between himself and Obama, Arnold just let it lay there like the fart that it was. And Opie said "Zombie movie, they dont do that much" so sincerely it couldn't have possibly been sarcastic.

Looks like those clowns in Congress did it again. What a bunch of clowns.

Hasta LA vista baby