Have to hand it to Ashton Kutcher, if only the staff were this direct

27  2015-04-16 by itsrainingthings

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What were you doing looking at 5 year old tweets?

Fuck we really are running out of shit to talk about.

That Opie had that campaign and got that one reply is just something that's been in my head. I just think it's funny that that sentence exists.

You're a bore.

This from the guy who would eventually tweet sunset pics and mofos daily.

This is from 5 years ago...

Suuuuuure...If it were a baby, it'd be just the right age for some learnin...

No tattlin'....

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Vos is 76. Leave him alone.

No that's his iq

what year is this?

2009, why?

& Opie was crying he doesn't deserve the shit he gets online. Ashton Kutcher deserved it less & every movie Ashton Kutcher ever made has been terrible

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Same kind of loser that teams up with a company named Viral Spiral.

yeah but it it rhymes and they recruited him.

Hey Columbo, there's just one more thing... If you can pay for followers can't you also pay for favorites?

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And why's that, Columbobo.

At least try to be funny.

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ME:

I don't dislike @aplusk He's a big movie star with a ton of followers. His tweets need to be much better. #UnfollowAplusk

https://twitter.com/OpieRadio/status/14849921822

The hypocrisy is dumbfounding.

@OpieRadio

2010-05-27 17:52 UTC

@Strong_WILLed I don't dislike @aplusk He's a big movie star with a ton of followers. His tweets need to be much better. #UnfollowAplusk


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What a teenage girl.

Me: No worries Ash, it's just a bit. BTW thx for ruining the bit.

I'm confused; how is it that Ashton's account that has 16-million followers there are only 2 retweets and 9 favorites?

JESUS...who cares...this tweet's 5-years old.

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Management loves the tweets. Nice try with the hate, tho.

To my mind, the feminine represents nurturing and the masculine justice.

It's insanely ironic that FunnyMofos would tweet that particular criticism to anybody.

ME: I JUST GOT CUCKED AGAIN AND MY TITS ARE VERY TENDER! FUCKER!