Why isn't this guy hosting the tonight show?!

Hey, now that he is more mainstream without Ant holding him down, it is only a matter of time.

That is 35 years of radio experience.

it's the armys new panama

And he's been winging it since he was 18 maaaaan!

Drop this shit on ISIS

That'd be a war crime.

ME: Sounds like great radio to me brothaman!

Oppppoies on WANB

my personal hell: that audio forever on repeat while I'm being motor-boated by Opie's sweaty rank flapjack udders.

Fez's boner might be bursting through his casket right now.

Why is he sniffing so much!? Take some goddamn afrin and nasonex or something. Uggh,

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The Opster's done some coke!

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Has he said that he's done coke?

In late 2013 Sam was talking about how Mash Up Nicole stated that the room smelled like coke. Opie then asked "What does coke even smell like?" Anthony then went to describe it saying it was chemically and kinda smelled like cat piss. Opie, afraid no one in the room thought he was cool, then exclaimed "Uhm, The Opster's done some coke!" and they all then uncomfortably laughed.

Lol. I'm certain I've heard him say that he's never done coke.

not even a taste?

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Just a taste.

Maybe Opie has been silently sobbing for 20 years and we just noticed last week

That is the Opie version of the "I'm in chains" video.

Gold, Jerry!

I'm not sure how honest this is, as it seems he's about to continue on after many of the "umm" 's, but it made me laugh. Insufferable. Its like taking one of Alex Jones suicide mass murder pills

uuuuuuh uhhh eeehehehehehh hrum

I am not "all in" with this. I had to "tap out".

don't bully him. he's really having fun doing radio...

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/u/trollabot rockydog101

"never, fucked, mouth"

sorry to hear that

Analyzing rockydog101

• comments per month: 15.8 ^{I help!}
• posts per month: 2 ^lurker
• favorite sub opieandanthony
• favorite words: never, fucked, mouth
• age 0 years 6 months
• profanity score 3.9% ^{I'm 13 and bad words are cool}

• trust score 133.4% ^{tell them your secrets!}

• Fun facts about rockydog101

  • "I've never read the book, but have watched the movie a dozen times."
  • "I've browsed the book but haven't had time to read it."
  • "I've ever seen, but it's clearly not perfect."

/u/trollabot rockydog101 /u/trollabot cookiehaid

Analyzing rockydog101

• comments per month: 15.8 ^{I help!}
• posts per month: 2 ^lurker
• favorite sub opieandanthony
• favorite words: never, fucked, mouth
• age 0 years 6 months
• profanity score 3.9% ^{I'm 13 and bad words are cool}

• trust score 133.4% ^{tell them your secrets!}

• Fun facts about rockydog101

  • "I've never read the book, but have watched the movie a dozen times."
  • "I've browsed the book but haven't had time to read it."
  • "I've ever seen, but it's clearly not perfect."

/u/trollabot cookiehaid

Analyzing cookiehaid

• comments per month: 50 ^{I have an opinion on everything}
• posts per month: 2.4 ^lurker
• favorite sub opieandanthony
• favorite words: ME:, &, Yeah,
• age 1 years 8 months
• profanity score 2.2% ^{I'm 13 and bad words are cool}

• trust score 109.2% ^{tell them your secrets!}

• Fun facts about cookiehaid

  • "I'm a board-op who stars in his own commercial...who sat on David Letterman's couch...who's a MILLIONAIRE!!!"...ooph."
  • "I am a *legend*."
  • "I am a douche)."
  • "I've heard that addressed officially."
  • "I've been workin' out hard for the past year and a half, and *I** don't have shoulders like that!"*
  • "I'm a creep, or sumpthin'!"
  • "I've no issue with that; the branch's OP stated that "I don't pay for content.": fuck'm."
  • "I've defended my continued listening repeatedly with my OWN one-word answer: "Jimmy"."
  • "I've learned to read the last sentences first now...no Chippy Pasta for me, thanks."

ME:, &, Yeah,

Holy SHIT, I AM Opie!

/u/trollabot jhohcable

Analyzing jhohcable

• comments per month: 17.2 ^{I help!}
• posts per month: 0.9 ^lurker
• favorite sub opieandanthony
• favorite words: really, probably, pretty
• age 4 years 10 months ^{old man}
• profanity score 1.5% ^{Gosh darnet gee wiz}

• trust score 80.7%

• Fun facts about jhohcable

  • "I'm a coward."
  • "I've found that every single person who fully ascribes to any political party is a worthless piece of shit cuck, always, without exception."
  • "I am choosing to completely believe this story."
  • "I've ever seen in my entire life."
  • "I've lived to exist in a time when cuck is worse than gay."
  • "I'm a soul?"
  • "I've been watching his standup since the mid 90s, he only started trashing social justice recently, way too late."
  • "I've been reading Gavin's stuff on Takimag (which I found because of Jim Goad writing on there as well) which is quite nice."
  • "I am joining Bobo in his boycott, I won't leave my house or bathe" etc."
  • "I'm a cool person."
  • "I am also looking forward to it because they're right."

/u/trollabot CAB13

Analyzing CAB13

• comments per month: 13.8
• posts per month: 0.5 ^lurker
• favorite sub TagPro
• favorite words: players, player, played
• age 0 years 10 months
• profanity score 0.6% ^{Gosh darnet gee wiz}

• trust score 105.8% ^{tell them your secrets!}

• Fun facts about CAB13

  • "I am going to be useless to my team."
  • "I am slippery."
  • "I'm a douche because I like bragging about my skills."
  • "I've been playing ice hockey for at least 10 years, and currently play D2 college hockey, thus my time in the week is constricted."
  • "I am color blind."
  • "I am definitely in the top 3 best players for WV!"
  • "I'm a steal at 400 on the big board lol.."
  • "I've played two and had to pick up a player both times."
  • "I've only played it once, but I agree with "everything is uphill"."
  • "I am G. That was fun."

favorite words: really, probably, pretty

Wow. That's pretty embarrassing. I should probably stop saying those words.

/u/trollabot tonygarycooper

Analyzing tonygarycooper

• comments per month: 45 ^{I have an opinion on everything}
• posts per month: 2.6 ^lurker
• favorite sub opieandanthony
• favorite words: black, whole, really
• age 0 years 5 months
• profanity score 2.8% ^{I'm 13 and bad words are cool}

• trust score 98.1% ^{tell them your secrets!}

• Fun facts about tonygarycooper

  • "I've tried listening to some of the more popular stuff on iTunes, and most of it is flavourless gabij Gym Simulator Absolutely."
  • "I've ever read."
  • "I've tugged on my pecka many a time to some of her work. Do they even make long-lasting clothing any more?"
  • "I've thought about converting to Islam just for the money I'd save on clothes."
  • "I've been forcing myself to hate Jim for days now, just to be ahead of the curve."

/u/trollabot faggotflambe

Analyzing faggotflambe

• comments per month: 21.4 ^{I help!}
• posts per month: 0.8 ^lurker
• favorite sub ronandfez
• favorite words: really, never, you're
• age 0 years 5 months
• profanity score 1.2% ^{Gosh darnet gee wiz}

• trust score 134.1% ^{tell them your secrets!}

• Fun facts about faggotflambe

  • "I've ever had is them not letting me bring an already opened can through security."
  • "I've been living on my own since I graduated high school."
  • "I'm a proud and out gay man that has made a good living doing construction for two decades now."

/u/trollabot dankfranklin

Analyzing dankfranklin

• comments per month: 64.8 ^{I have an opinion on everything}
• posts per month: 0.4 ^lurker
• favorite sub opieandanthony
• favorite words: really, never, probably
• age 1 years 2 months
• profanity score 1.4% ^{Gosh darnet gee wiz}

• trust score 72.9%

• Fun facts about dankfranklin

  • "I've been hating Opie since 2007, I'm sure there are many others that have been hating him just as much for just as long."
  • "I've never even heard of it." That's the bit."
  • "I've been racking my brain thinking of what "nobody cares about that anymore" topical news story he would have material on, and you nailed it."
  • "I've always wondered what exactly he was doing during those long stretches of Ant and Jim (and guests) cracking each other up."
  • "I've mentioned this before, but this is Opie clumsily trying to be a degenerate like Norton/Florentine."
  • "I'm a little surprised to see Breuer mentioned so often."
  • "I've been exposed as a hack and am embarrassed and covering my tracks."
  • "I've never seen that movie."
  • "I've laughed at a podcast in a while."
  • "I've never met him." *lyrics about Opie being funny, smart, handsome, charismatic I'm more curious if this will be shot on film or digital video."*
  • "I've noticed that Jimmy turns into "Literal Jim" on LA podcasts."

/u/trollabot NerdConvention

Analyzing NerdConvention

• comments per month: 220 ^{I have an opinion on everything}
• posts per month: 4
• favorite sub opieandanthony
• favorite words: really, O&A, You're
• age 0 years 1 months
• profanity score 1.7% ^{Gosh darnet gee wiz}

• trust score 101.6% ^{tell them your secrets!}

• Fun facts about NerdConvention

  • "I've heard on ANY podcast."
  • "I've ever heard."
  • "I'm a loser awright?) and they were really upset on the air that Monday about it being taken off the replays."
  • "I've gotten all week."
  • "I am in my assessment."
  • "I am 100% sure everyone of Jims comedic friends thinks he is a piece of shit for re-signing."
  • "I've heard on any O&A show."
  • "I've been listening to the 04-07 XM years and you're flat out wrong if you really think they've never changed their language."
  • "I've never heard it."
  • "I've "never" heard it but I couldn't tell you how it goes."

I'm not sure why I'm posting it

For the easy karma. You're not fooling anyone.

Actually, I don't really care for the karma. I participate in this online community to experience the pleasures of companionship and the joy of laughter; that clip contained neither.

Its a self post you dult. He doesn't get Karma for that.

Analyzing rockydog101

• comments per month: 15.8 ^{I help!}
• posts per month: 2 ^lurker
• favorite sub opieandanthony
• favorite words: never, fucked, mouth
• age 0 years 6 months
• profanity score 3.9% ^{I'm 13 and bad words are cool}

• trust score 133.4% ^{tell them your secrets!}

• Fun facts about rockydog101

  • "I've never read the book, but have watched the movie a dozen times."
  • "I've browsed the book but haven't had time to read it."
  • "I've ever seen, but it's clearly not perfect."

"never, fucked, mouth"

sorry to hear that

/u/trollabot rockydog101 /u/trollabot cookiehaid

/u/trollabot jhohcable

Has he said that he's done coke?

/u/trollabot tonygarycooper

/u/trollabot dankfranklin