I might get downvoted, but I gotta say Opie sucks.

0  2015-04-15 by [deleted]

12 comments

You're really going against the grain with that one.

going against the grain? DOES HE HAVE CELIAC?! (struggles to stifle own laughter)

You know what duude, it's a no sugar no grains diet duuude... you try to substitute a monastic lifestyle for an actual sense of moderation and self control, duuude, it's the greatest new fad. then you periodically break down and binge yourself into a diabetic coma, dude.

You know what duuuuude I'm on my seventh fat okay you fat mustache cunt, duuuuuuuude

Honestly, I don't give a care

LANGUAGE!

you need to go afk for a bit. you're much too excited.

You do what you gotta do. You know?

Oddly there is a grain. It should be smooth Opie hate-oak by now

Opie's like King Joffrey from Game of Thrones. He inherited a kingdom he doesn't deserve, but he thinks he does, so he treats everyone around him like shit, and everyone lives in fear of him.

So when will Erock slip him a poisoned blueberry pie?

I see I've been ruthlessly down voted for telling the truth. You're all moral cowards.