Patrice expertly describes a girls relationship until Salami Areola Hughes has to chime in with a dud. Luckily Patrice & Ant give him NOTHING.

0  2015-04-15 by [deleted]

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  • P: "I have old man--"
  • ME: "Balls?...Heh, heh, heh"
  • P: "[Continues]"

Out of all the fucking stupid shit that Opie has said, you chose this one?

Ant actually laughed for a second. If you wouldn't have typed it out in a response, I would have no idea what I was even supposed to be listening for.

ME: "But you know what, dirtyernie23, sometimes it's a real moment! You're not going with the real moment! You're not going through this fucking shit! [Throws Headphones at Jimmy] I'm NOT lightening up! I don't WANT to keep this light!"