Pre Show Discussion: What great impressions do you think Ant will do on his show tonight?

0  2015-04-14 by Ant_Sucks

Obviously the classics that the fan has been asking for, Dice and Asian Man. Will we see a little Edgar in there? Could there be a Chip finale? <fingers crossed!>

Also, who do you think he'll talk shit about tonight. Ex wife? Danny? My money is on black people. Slim chance, I know, but I'm a gambler.

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fake laugh ant

heh heh FAWK

It seems like it must be stressful to try so hard. You should try hating Opie instead, it's so easy you almost don't even have to do it. You just lie back and let it happen, it really is the tops. I truly recommend it.

Fag

I've got 5 on Tony Soprano and EVE Online.

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This guy sounds like a real barrel of laughs or sumpthin'

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"I've devoted to listening to this flaming douchbag."

Story of my life.

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"I'm a strong independent woman and I don't need no Opie."

I make a good point. That's Ant in a nutshell.

I'm hoping for a "loves the internet guy" impression.

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I'm most definately betting on 'Backalley Tunisian knife fighter'

I like his reagan

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    • "I'm a strong independent woman and I don't need no Opie."
    • "I've been saying for ages that the Long Island location is an excuse."
    • "I've ever heard."
    • "I've got a great anecdote about how Opie once told me to Go Home!"
    • "I've said way worse to colleagues."
    • "I've heard some trivial bullshit."
    • "I've ever heard."
    • "I've gotten so far."
    • "I've heard his 1950s impression before."