Well first of all cows sleep on the fucking ground. They are not horses.

And yeah, try walking up to cow and pushing it if it doesnt know you. Chances are theyll kick you on the fucking head an youll die.

Opening this thread was worth it for the image of Opie being kicked to death by a cow while trying to be edgy.

ITS A BIT YOU DOOFUS

Bits of his skull going airborne.

and trying to tip over a cow would be like trying to flip over a car. Opie said his friends did it, and they didn't. Just another lie from sloth-mind.

Correct! The Opster did not have friends.

Except its a car that can respond back to make it more difficult to push over, decide to run away at 30 miles an hour or just kick the shit out of you. You think cows are meek, retarded lummoxes until they clock in the nuts or jaw.

Shock 'n' Jock, we pretend we tipped cows over and say we would suck our mom's old saggy tits, Shock 'n' Jock.

I loved Shock N Jock and Shock Jock Fez Whatley.

"Fez says that Christ Jesus is a fraud, shock jock Fez Whatley!"

The Gaytheist.

Cows do not sleep standing up and have keen senses of hearing and smell. Good luck going into a field trying to tip totally awake cows. They won't just stand there taking it like a dope and they are 4-legged animals that weigh 1400+ pounds.

He does that all the time. He needs to make himself part of the story, so he lies on the spot. If you press him for any facts or more info, he clams up like in he working for he mob lie.

or pissing his pants at a concert?

Cowtipping is total bs. My brother and I discussed this earlier. Look it up on Google or YouTube. We are from the country and this is a simple method to weed out liars.

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Dammit Timmy, stop telling people I'm a doctor! I'm a mechanic! If this doesn't stop right now I will talk to your mother about taking your computer away for good.

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Mechanic is cooler

Everyone's got cousins from the country and uncles who used to be cops.

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And he peed himself, he thinks.

He actually peed somebody else's pants. Very difficult maneuver, lest you be EXTREME

And then GG Allin shat in his mouth, I hope.

He does make shit up on the fly. He has the mind of sloth. Ive been listening to old clips and he will try and chime in and be like "yeahhh just like a...ahhh whatever" and then quickly changes the subject. It is the cringiest thing he does to me. He tries make a comparison and just fails

Of course he makes shit up. He has been doing it since the very beginning. He fully admits to lying on WNEW/WAAF when they jocktober those shows. There is no reason to believe he has changed.

Not me personally, but a guy I know...

Ask your motha

People doing cowtipping is real but the premise is flawed.

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FAAAWK YEAH!

I learned something today!

I know opie has talked about cow tipping years ago , can someone please find that bullshit lie

Gregg "Brian Williams" Hughes

thanks to this post i now know cow tipping isn't real. in high school people said they went out and did it, it always sounded really really cruel.

Opie: "As I get older I'm starting to eat less meat"

As I get older? AS I GET OLDER?? Statistically the party's 2/3rds over for you, you fucking idiot. Stop acting like you're still in your late 20s whaa

Nobody ever says "as I get older" past their 20's?

I'm all for legit bashing, but you're simply grasping at straws for something to hate on. There's plenty of other reasons.

It was the "im starting to..." like he'd just discovered a wrinkle and decided to make some diet changes.

He means fucking fat chicks.

Opie saw it on beavis and butt head n 1993

newfag

Cowtippping is most certainly real.

Prove it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cow_tipping

	

	

	

Cow tipping:

Cow tipping is the purported activity of sneaking up on an unsuspecting upright cow and pushing it over for entertainment. The practice of cow tipping is generally considered an urban legend, as cows do not sleep standing up, and the implication that a cow can be pushed over and not stand up again is incorrect, as, unless injured, cows routinely lie down and can easily regain their footing. The implication that rural citizens seek such entertainment due to lack of other alternatives is also generally viewed as a stereotype.

Image ⁱ - A healthy cow lying on its side is not immobilised; it can rise whenever it chooses.

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