Whenever I heard Opie tell stories about Roland falling asleep in the movie theater or being an asshole I just wanted someone to put a giant fist in his fat sweaty face and knock his rotten teeth all over the goddamn movie theater.
I get the impression that he can't help falling asleep in those situations, like he has low level narcolepsy or something. Of course, he only has these problems because he's so fucking unhealthy, so he still deserves scorn.
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4 breadmoccasin 2015-04-14
Whenever I heard Opie tell stories about Roland falling asleep in the movie theater or being an asshole I just wanted someone to put a giant fist in his fat sweaty face and knock his rotten teeth all over the goddamn movie theater.
2 RTardicus 2015-04-14
I get the impression that he can't help falling asleep in those situations, like he has low level narcolepsy or something. Of course, he only has these problems because he's so fucking unhealthy, so he still deserves scorn.
1 rottenseed 2015-04-14
It explains his movie summaries. No wonder why he likes rom-coms...it's like Ambien.
2 JMueller2012 2015-04-14
http://youtu.be/fLTefzlx1i4