Favorite nicknames for Opie's Breasts?

0  2015-04-13 by smokinswindler

-Batter filled zip locks

-Chest Tumors

-Windsock Tits

just a few of mine, what are yours?

22 comments

Shaq balloons.

C'mon guys. His chest only looks like that cuz he hasn't carried a show in 20 years. He could have been a model.

a lingerie model

Jimmy's breakfast.

I always enjoyed sloth tits

You summoned the sloth bot.

Did someone mention sloths? Here's a random fact!

Three-toed sloths are diurnal(awake during daylight) and Two-toed are nocturnal.

Everyone's got a job to do and that's his :p

What about Sloths?

Did someone mention sloths? Here's a random fact!

Sloths actually make for excellent swimmers! While in water they can slow their heart rate down to one third its average pace! They can also move about three times faster in water with their version of the doggy paddle.

I guess it would be called the sloth paddle...tss

The Same Manboobs That Everyone Here Has

Ol liberty tits

Jiggle Juggz

Tupelo Gazebos.

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Hack udders

Mississippi mud sacks.

Opie & Anthony

Fuckable Sweater Meat

Bam's 2nd choice

Tits.