That's crazy. Isn't that the same thing Anthony accidently sent to Opie? Wow.

Sometimes reality is stranger than fiction.

Some of you people are literal dumbfucks.

And you fall under that umbrella.

WEIRD NEWS!

SOME ARE ODD AND SOME DERANGED

STORIES THAT ARE VERY STRANGE

WEIRD NEWS!!!

NINETEEN EIGHTIES!

A RITE AID!?!?

Someone in the comments was calling b.s. because they didn't have texting back then - smh

Brav-o.

Oh boy...

Raaaavvvvviii

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Patrice would be Billy Preston.

Patrice didn't beat his woman and he didn't abandon a child, his woman's child of all people.

Theres always that one douche when the Beatles are mentioned.

Lennon?

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wait, does this mean that Paul McCartney hates black people?

I invented The Beatles Robin hoho

hoohoo*

Did Fez write this?

The jerk of all jerks.

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Opie isn't Ringo. He's George Martin... if George Martin demanded to sing whenever he wanted and top billing.

For you rubes, the actual article that's linked says nothing about the second paragraph.

This is true brilliance.

Explaining jokes always makes them better.

hoohoo*

Lennon?