"OnA" can absolutely return. It's up to Anthony Cumia.
17 2015-04-12 by [deleted]
Seeing as though everyone considers the "Nopie" shows to still be OnA, and seeing as though Jim Norton was regularly substituted for by other comics who could temporarily make you forget Jim's existence... this is evidence that, done properly, Anthony could recreate "OnA" on his own. We've all already heard it. It's not a question of if it's possible, it's a question of when Anthony will finally drop LFTC 2.0 and just deliver the fucking goods already.
NYC studio, another radio guy, another comic, *** and Anthony title, audio only, interesting studio video footage uploaded later (shot in non-intrusive fly-on-the-wall style), the same slick/impressive/promising greatness audio production quality, eclectic music choices which might contrast heavily with Anthony's taste and "character," guests with egos and presences that match or exceed his own who are not afraid to challenge him or even trash him, funny/interesting conversations we can eavesdrop on rather than monologues, audience mostly unacknowledged on the air...
"OnA" can absolutely return. It's up to Anthony Cumia. I'd start with a Jim Chandler-type and Mike Brown as cheap placeholders while getting everything else in order. The twitter rant is past. Opie's betrayal is past. It's time for Ant to do what needs to be done.
Also, he needs to call up Bill Burr and just tell him he was drunk and angry and over the top, and then joke with him about being such a faggot about calling. Then Ant needs to go out and get smashed with that shoulderless ninny Joe DeRosa. Finally, Ant needs to delete his twitter account or use an intermediary of some kind so that he thinks twice.
Then all will be right with the world.
63 comments
57 FukinPeckas 2015-04-12
and then Anthony would beat up all the bad guys and then he would go get his skateboard and ollie off opies tits and then he would pick me up in his car and we would be best friends The End
6 Weirdfellas 2015-04-12
Love, your grandson Frank.
1 maynardsabeast 2015-04-12
Hahahahahaha best comment ever
22 tar_baby33 2015-04-12
Agreed....get that NYC studio...get a cohost...and get a third mic. It's all about choosing the right people but DEFINITELY doable.
20 BenjaminRCaineIII 2015-04-12
And stop doing a video show. The guy is just not photogenic and has terrible camera presence in general.
10 tomj 2015-04-12
I love the visual element. I just think he needs to be a little bit more descriptive for people who prefer sound only.
Talk to both audiences. On the radio when they were watching videos they would describe what was happening. Anthony should start saying, "for those of you who aren't watching 'a, b and c' is happening. OR, "for the listeners out there... 'etc. etc.'"
5 [deleted] 2015-04-12
I agree 100%. The video feed should be nonessential. If he acts as if it's radio, the resulting video will be just as good as the VideOandA stuff with its obligatory visual descriptions which are sometimes very funny (ex. Judd Hirsch "just skated in on penny shoes.") Sure beats dead air.
And the bringing on of permanent cohosts, which will prompt a changeover to a more coversation-centric program, should also prompt a changeover to a fly-on-the-wall camera setup, which should make the guests more open and relaxed. I wonder, for instance, if Patrice would have been as forthcoming about his prison experience in Ant's current impersonal newsroom-style setup. But perhaps nothing but absolutely pure radio can ever afford that depth of intimacy.
Finally, as I said elsewhere in this thread, maybe a Theater of the Mind Mode™ video dump button could be useful in making any extended music-backed impression-based bits more effective and transporting. (Ex. Three Stooges bit and '50s voice bit)
1 Raymundoooo 2015-04-12
A video dump button, theatre of the mind mode?
Retardation confirmed.
The bottom line is that Anthony has gradually added a bunch of funny visual gags to TACS and will continue to add more, if you don't like that its primarily a video webcast, go listen to fucking O&J.
1 blackirishlad 2015-04-12
i enjoy the option. i love seeing how people communicate, the little things expressed change the dynamic in comparison to just hearing it. but, i mostly just listen to the show while doing other things, so it's essential for him to remember not everybody is watching.
7 RizonMcCool 2015-04-12
The video element is great, go find something else to watch if the appearance of a male comedian matters that much to you faggot.
4 breadmoccasin 2015-04-12
It doesn't matter to me, although I am a faggot, it's just always been an audio "thing" for me, and I don't see, personally, what video adds to it. That's why I just listen.
1 SpaceEdge 2015-04-12
I listen to the audio only is the video that bad?
1 breadmoccasin 2015-04-12
It's not bad, it's just pointless. To me, anyway.
2 SpaceEdge 2015-04-12
I'd rather listen. Usually I can listen and get work done or listen and fuck around on the web. If I watched I would have it full screen and I'm just sitting there watching them talk. No offense to the pope who just watch.
1 alexreleases 2015-04-12
Well I pretty much always have the video going, off to the side or whatever, whenever I'm watching the show. So just know that your opinion, on the pointlessness of the optional half of the show that is the majority of the way some people enjoy it, is laughable
8 havingmadfun 2015-04-12
Leith the cop will probably be his cohost, yuck.
2 iris201 2015-04-12
Leaf the cop? Is he shaky or somethin?
2 havingmadfun 2015-04-12
I actually spelled it Leith, I'm a dummy
2 hatetheinternetfag 2015-04-12
why dont you make like a tree, and get the hell outta here!
17 photonblaster9000 2015-04-12
letting fans run your business -> business begins to fail -> fans blame you
this will work out
9 ig0tworms 2015-04-12
"ANTHONY DO THIS", "KEITH GET ON THAT!"
.....
"I don't subscribe to TACS"
2 [deleted] 2015-04-12
That's what happened to The Dream Cafe: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDOoSOjMG0U
9 RizonMcCool 2015-04-12
You can't re-create O&A dynamic without Norton, a busty sociopath, and a large number of mentally deficient staff on-hand to abuse. Why do you care what the show is called? Not to mention O&A production quality was never special, it was acceptable because the show was funny, but it was never great.
Oh and if you want to eliminate the video element and go back to an audio only show with only occasional video clips posted online, you have to be functionally retarded.
By the way, how many times are you going to repost the same rant?
7 truthie 2015-04-12
Period.
6 [deleted] 2015-04-12
O&A still exists, it's whenever Jim goes on TACS.
5 Ken__Fresno 2015-04-12
It seems like that is the plan, at least NYC studio and trying to get Ronnie B (who could've filled both the radio guy and comic functions).
Anthony seems anti-conflict (tss...what are sum ants fightin over a tie or sumthin?) enough that the Bill Burr call might never happen, but it definitely should. But fuck DeRosa. You don't trash your friends in public while they're down.
4 Steeped_In_Folly 2015-04-12
Ant really needs to read this.
4 kevin121312 2015-04-12
DeRosa will not win him any new subs and neither will Sherrod Small Jr or Jim Chandler. He should offer Soder the 2nd mic and he and Keith need to establish SOMETHING. Not "Ronnie B may do some shows on Fridays, Norton will come on more when we have the NYC studio, we're working on some huge things." We know the huge thing was Ron and that didn't happen.
I see a lot of people talking about giving the show time and that's fine, but during the first year of a show, is it normal for the person who is in charge of it to take a scuba diving trip for a week?
4 tar_baby33 2015-04-12
I like the Soder idea!
0 joomommyhappy 2015-04-12
Everybody needs a vacation, comrade, even if there have been a few stumbles these last few months.
But I agree with you that Soder's the best answer. And given that there have been a few stumbles, they should overpay him if they have to, in order to, like you said, actually establish something.
They also really need to get cookin' with the NYC studio.
1 kevin121312 2015-04-12
True, but I doubt they'll get him. He's an up and coming comedian and won't want to lock himself into something. Sadly, we're stuck with Bobo.
2 grocery_man 2015-04-12
Why the fuck would he need GayRosa?
2 [deleted] 2015-04-12
DeRosa is Burr's close friend. It would be like a peace offering and might look good within the gossipy comic community, perhaps helping with future bookings. But really I just crave the hilarious tension of Joe and Ant sitting in the same room after what happened.
2 kevin121312 2015-04-12
OnJ haven't had DeRosa on and Burr still loves them. I think it's more that Burr's wife is black and she forbid Burr to go on his show. I don't believe that Burr even called him after the firing unless it was to tell him that he's racist (in front of his wife) and that he doesn't want to speak to him ever again.
1 KenNoisewater_PHD 2015-04-12
What happened with DeRosa and Ant?
2 CharlieDango 2015-04-12
You're obviously having trouble moving on. O&A is over. What you just described is what Opie is doing right now. Ant is doing something different now. Perhaps you should too.
8 tar_baby33 2015-04-12
No...Anthony is actually funny..Opie isn't...which makes it totally different...substitute Opie with Anthony right now and have it be Anthony and Jimmy...TOTALLY different than what Opie is doing now.
2 [deleted] 2015-04-12
O&J is just O&A minus the talent that is Anthony. And since O&A was way better than TACS is, why shouldn't I favor a return to that format?
I just think there's value in strictly audio in some instances. For example when he used to do that "'50s" voice with that big band musical bed, or when he did that Penn State Curly bit with the Three Stooges theme playing. I don't think either of those would have worked nearly as well with video of Anthony. The former because it's actually supposed to emulate an old radio guy and the latter because he's switching between three characters.
Perhaps his new show could have a video dump button so he could do an impression with a music bed and it would be equally as transporting as before. Theater of the Mind Mode™ or something, and then an image of an old-timey radio pops up and he goes to work.
2 Jackatard 2015-04-12
I totally agree with this. He needs new subs and I doubt he's going to attract new listeners with what he currently has going. But I think he's building on something and I think he knows what works. Hasn't been even a year yet. Would be awesome if he could get Ronnie, but sounds like that door has closed with the new show with his daughter. Fucking Soder would be a great fit. He has radio experience, he's quick and funny, he riffs well with Ant and he has great stories.
2 alexreleases 2015-04-12
Can't believe I have to say this here, but Opie is horrid and I never wanna hear him with Anthony again. Anyone that wants them back together is delusional, both in terms of their personal relationship and in terms of the entertainment it would yield.
2 lickitoff 2015-04-12
"Seeing as though"...?
2 Gator1010 2015-04-12
Okay terrific
2 little-pete-ferguson 2015-04-12
I agree with everything except for the DeRosa part. That cocksucker can burn in the fiery pits of hell!
1 Genericscreen 2015-04-12
I agree with everything you said except like Ken already said DeRosa. Joe "social justice warrior extraordinaire what would be my black friends say" DeRosa is dead to me.
1 Guillaume_Langis 2015-04-12
Please no those last few months of OnA were awful.
1 justchippinyaaaa 2015-04-12
It was better than the current show.
1 blackirishlad 2015-04-12
yep. we're pretty much just waiting for TACS to get its next big upgrade, one of quite a few over the next coming years if ant doesn't retire.
we all know what could be, it's a matter of how and when we get there. and whether we all have the endurance, host included. i think he does.
1 hittheswitch 2015-04-12
bring back o&a with east side dave as opie
2 avengingbullet 2015-04-12
Good luck, man!
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12 takyon_deathyon 2015-04-12
I actually remember a lot of laughs at fun during Nopie shows.
But if you prefer mindless reality tv show talk and pointless bitchig about everything, I could see why you need Greg there.
3 cali_gunner 2015-04-12
You typical reddit faggot making callbacks to stormfront, a 90s website, to smear a conservative that ruffles your feathers.
1 aussiebIoke 2015-04-12
is stormfront not a thing anymore? I always see people calling out that pew poll and other crime statistics mega-posts (black people, gays, islam, etc.) by saying he is a stormfront brigader. Redditors also blame offensive posts that get guilded on stormfront brigades.
1 cali_gunner 2015-04-12
This is a common copypasta of idiotic liberal redditors who can't do anything but regurgitate tired talking points.
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2 fedswatching 2015-04-12
Opie never stopped him from saying any of that he just politely waited for him to finish
2 ieatwormz 2015-04-12
Hold on hold on hold on..... Leave it alone.
2 [deleted] 2015-04-12
But the audience kind of knew that Opie didn't give a shit about those issues, so his silent presence probably helped similarly dispassionate listeners feel they were not alone in enduring those particular rants. I wish Ant could poach Erock who can also have an aloof prickly vibe.
2 breadmoccasin 2015-04-12
Yep, that's exactly what happened, that's why EVERYBODY hated Nopie shows.
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-1 majestik6 2015-04-12
That's a great idea.
But it requires money.
It would be great if people would stop stealing the show. Also, there's a lot of people here who say "I'm not a sub but..."
I'll bet most of the listeners arent paying customers.
-5 gsbird1065 2015-04-12
The 'Nopie' shows lack structure. It's like listening to an orchestra play without a conductor.
It's not conducive to good radio.
6 Slippery_Slope_Guy 2015-04-12
You say a lot of stupid things, but this is one of your dumbest. Even before I hated hated Opie I would get giddy when I started listening to a show and he wasn't there. Nopie shows were great.
2 mesobuku 2015-04-12
LOL... Ridiculous.
-2 gsbird1065 2015-04-12
Not if you think about it for more than five seconds.
2 mesobuku 2015-04-12
sniff OK, terrific... sniff
-8 AChansSemenFilledCnt 2015-04-12
That's like 30 fucking steps that are never going to happen.
Hows this Instead:
Much Easier IMO
2 kevin121312 2015-04-12
OnJ haven't had DeRosa on and Burr still loves them. I think it's more that Burr's wife is black and she forbid Burr to go on his show. I don't believe that Burr even called him after the firing unless it was to tell him that he's racist (in front of his wife) and that he doesn't want to speak to him ever again.
1 KenNoisewater_PHD 2015-04-12
What happened with DeRosa and Ant?