This same meltdown ( not sure if it is in this exact post of his) has him saying "AntH". If anyone wonders where that comes from, it is whitetrashbro/BrotherJoe telling us that if we really knew Anthony we would call him Anthony or AntH, not Ant.
This isn't real. I refuse to believe this. He was hacked. This is a fake account. He had a gun to his head. I'll believe anything except that he actually posted this
Not close. I don't need approval. They never have/will affect(ed) me in the least
As you write a War and Peace size post raging complimented by a complete lack of punctuation or grammar (paragraphs Joe, what are they?) and tweet after tweet about the very thing you "don't" care about.
Florentine levels of homophobia and overcompensating.
Plus there's got to be a place on the spectrum for being so incredibly unaware of how douchey he makes himself come off. A normal person would be paralyzed with embarrassment at the thought.
Kristi Forbes gotta make sure she's on the scene suckin' balls the moment anyone even tangentially show related has anything to say about anything. I bet she's got a vertical strip of farmer's tan down the center of her face where various show cocks rest while she does her daily due dilligence.
Bro Joe is a man of a certain age but he understands technology better than most people in his generation and has adapted accordingly as computers and tech gets more advanced. My father can't even connect his phone to wifi, and they're about the same age. I'm pretty sure Joe could show me a thing or two about what he's learned over the years.
That being said, he still lacks the self awareness necessary to navigate the internet in 2015, as he comes from a different generation. He thinks a 60 year old in all black is somehow intimidating and that his peacocking and posturing is more akin to a wise guy then the way everyone else sees him; the father from the backtracked internet police video with Jesse Slaughter. This is ultra embarrassing. He's an old man who looks like he would get gassed after one or two punches.
He acts like when he gets totally killed on the Internet he doesn't care because it's made okay and evened out by the fact that no one has come up to him on the streets and talked any shit to his face. The fact of the matter is that no one knows who the fuck he is in the first place. Hes a legend in his own mind. I bet this goofball has thought about meeting people from reddit IRL and caving their skulls in.
The difference between Joe and Anthony is the Times Square fight. If Joe was getting beat up by that chick and the "not your show" group of guys approached him talking shit while he was fighting, a tired and out of shape Bro Joe is pulling his gun and firing. He's on trial right now and on Newsdays front cover for a week. Anthony is the smart one.
As far as podcast hosts go, he's a good guitar player.
Can't lie tho - he's gotten a couple of decent guests. The guy from Jethro Tull and the dude from Sopranos falls right around my old man interest area.
Please forgive the beginner internet users who are almost senior citizen. Their antiquated minds cannot comprehend this whole new frontier called the "internet'
Haha fuckin' Joe... he's alright when he's just being himself (he was great when him and Anthony were testing out the sound in the theater and on thursday's show) but this tool image he puts on is hilarious.
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38 GleepGlorpFloopdedoo 2015-04-11
Whoa he wears a Sons of Anarchy hoodie, watch out folks
-6 c0up0n 2015-04-11
Seriously, I know a few guys that beat up guys for wearing those "colors" and trying to pass off as bikers.
12 OpiesBreasts 2015-04-11
Wouldn't be a tough fight, his prostate is already killing him.
11 otteaux 2015-04-11
He really is a walking stereotype.
22 plasticpaddy84 2015-04-11
FAWWWK YEAAA he luks like teh fukkin DEVIL dvvv dvv
21 OpiesBreasts 2015-04-11
He is almost 60. Let that sink in for a minute.
1 ig0tworms 2015-04-11
If you haven't figured it out by now, the Cumia Bro's live by one rule:
2 ig0tworms 2015-04-11
Maybe two:
20 Slippery_Slope_Guy 2015-04-11
I wish you posted my response where I said I was scared he would sic the Sons of Anarchy on me.
5 smokinswindler 2015-04-11
hahahahahhahahha
4 stinkskc 2015-04-11
I just came to post that comment cracked me up . the no eyes joke was funny too
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15 kungfuego 2015-04-11
looks like he's taking a nap
15 [deleted] 2015-04-11
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9 OpiesBreasts 2015-04-11
This same meltdown ( not sure if it is in this exact post of his) has him saying "AntH". If anyone wonders where that comes from, it is whitetrashbro/BrotherJoe telling us that if we really knew Anthony we would call him Anthony or AntH, not Ant.
5 Viking_Lordbeast 2015-04-11
I guess Opie never really knew ANT either.
4 lickitoff 2015-04-11
How did AntH end up so smart in this gene pool? Could Joe be stupider?
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1 kevin121312 2015-04-11
Bro Joe says that into the mirror every morning when he wakes up with his SOA beanie on.
1 WiretapStudios 2015-04-11
The perfect thing to tweet to him as a response then.
11 APurpleSuit 2015-04-11
Hey guys...
1 smokinswindler 2015-04-11
great username
7 Z-Tay 2015-04-11
FAWK YEAH! He probably has a fawkin badass skull tattoo, Joe fawkin rulez!!! dvvv dvv
7 EYE8OPIE 2015-04-11
Joe is a hack's hack
6 chris2webby 2015-04-11
He was actually off the hook for a while. Now his big mouth just put himself back on it.
4 breadmoccasin 2015-04-11
No he's not, because none of us have any reason to give a shit about what he says.
6 [deleted] 2015-04-11
This son of a bitch is ice cold.
6 booderdooders 2015-04-11
This isn't real. I refuse to believe this. He was hacked. This is a fake account. He had a gun to his head. I'll believe anything except that he actually posted this
-1 FlukemansCloaca 2015-04-11
Why are you that invested in Joe Cumia? Just saying that name should make you dry heave.
6 havingmadfun 2015-04-11
The cringe is strong with this fucking nobody coattail riding motherfucker.
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4 kungfuego 2015-04-11
dvvvvv good one
5 20somethingzilch 2015-04-11
UGH what a fucking douche. I love SOA but if you wear this in public you're a fucking loser.
5 iamcolinquim 2015-04-11
Joe Cumia is the Johnny Drama of radio
1 Weirdfellas 2015-04-11
Ha ha
4 Genericscreen 2015-04-11
As you write a War and Peace size post raging complimented by a complete lack of punctuation or grammar (paragraphs Joe, what are they?) and tweet after tweet about the very thing you "don't" care about.
3 Jockel76 2015-04-11
He's just hiding his cried out red eyes behind the shades. Brother Joe the ass.
3 packitchofsositch 2015-04-11
Florentine levels of homophobia and overcompensating.
Plus there's got to be a place on the spectrum for being so incredibly unaware of how douchey he makes himself come off. A normal person would be paralyzed with embarrassment at the thought.
0 cali_gunner 2015-04-11
It's hilarious seeing crybaby faggots think that Florentine is homophobic or that anyone gives a shit about overreacting to jokes still.
3 opesterthejokester 2015-04-11
He's a sick fawwwwkin' puppy!
3 rtjk 2015-04-11
I thought this was the best example of The Divorced Dad look, until I read he is 60. Which makes this the best example of The Estranged Grandfather.
3 dickroach 2015-04-11
looks like a retarded Billy Joel
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3 zersch 2015-04-11
Kristi Forbes gotta make sure she's on the scene suckin' balls the moment anyone even tangentially show related has anything to say about anything. I bet she's got a vertical strip of farmer's tan down the center of her face where various show cocks rest while she does her daily due dilligence.
2 BigGreenYamo 2015-04-11
Badass like....needs a colostomy?
2 xshadiusx 2015-04-11
tss tss fuckin homerun
2 lickitoff 2015-04-11
That gayrod had that pic taken with LIGHTING! ew...and he's got makeup on too!!
Wore his favourite TV show hoodie tho. THAT'S not douchy AT ALL.
1 JohKhur 2015-04-11
everytime this slug talks or types anything there should be a 'fawk yeah' or 'tss'
it's like he's the brainchild of chip chipperson
1 Anarox 2015-04-11
....
1 FlukemansCloaca 2015-04-11
Jesus, for someone that doesn't like internet trolls, this bald faggot sure is a big whiney internet troll
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1 snoopkhat 2015-04-11
he does a Podcast for Wackbag,he don't care about Reddit!
1 FlukemansCloaca 2015-04-11
We'll shit I've now been blocked by Ant, Vos, DeRosa, Bob Levy, and no talent Joe. It's a venerable who's who of who are yous?
1 Binski13 2015-04-11
Dammmnnnnn what a fucking bad ass talk about dressing the part to look the part, glad I'm not one of his enemies.
1 cabaretcabaret 2015-04-11
He lots like a generic extra in GTA.
1 Corvus_monedula 2015-04-11
I really hope he isn't serious...
1 helobious1 2015-04-11
Brother Joe sucks.
1 little-pete-ferguson 2015-04-11
I wouldn't like to met him in a dark Applebee's
1 jimmybrite 2015-04-11
Mr Clean, Mr Clean.
1 Stevebg 2015-04-11
How insecure is this dude? What is he compensating for? How much time has he put into this tough guy "look?"
Club Soda Kenny was a detective boss, decades on the job, and has BTDT but yet he doesn't feel the need to dress like a badass, why?
1 [deleted] 2015-04-11
Does he dress and act like a complete bufoon on purpose?
1 [deleted] 2015-04-11
I bet his podcast is just as cool (i.e., a massive scorch level deficieny in self awareness and tacky douche chilling retardation).
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1 fart_yourself_awake 2015-04-11
Bro Joe is a man of a certain age but he understands technology better than most people in his generation and has adapted accordingly as computers and tech gets more advanced. My father can't even connect his phone to wifi, and they're about the same age. I'm pretty sure Joe could show me a thing or two about what he's learned over the years.
That being said, he still lacks the self awareness necessary to navigate the internet in 2015, as he comes from a different generation. He thinks a 60 year old in all black is somehow intimidating and that his peacocking and posturing is more akin to a wise guy then the way everyone else sees him; the father from the backtracked internet police video with Jesse Slaughter. This is ultra embarrassing. He's an old man who looks like he would get gassed after one or two punches.
He acts like when he gets totally killed on the Internet he doesn't care because it's made okay and evened out by the fact that no one has come up to him on the streets and talked any shit to his face. The fact of the matter is that no one knows who the fuck he is in the first place. Hes a legend in his own mind. I bet this goofball has thought about meeting people from reddit IRL and caving their skulls in.
The difference between Joe and Anthony is the Times Square fight. If Joe was getting beat up by that chick and the "not your show" group of guys approached him talking shit while he was fighting, a tired and out of shape Bro Joe is pulling his gun and firing. He's on trial right now and on Newsdays front cover for a week. Anthony is the smart one.
1 otteaux 2015-04-11
As far as podcast hosts go, he's a good guitar player.
Can't lie tho - he's gotten a couple of decent guests. The guy from Jethro Tull and the dude from Sopranos falls right around my old man interest area.
1 [deleted] 2015-04-11
dvvv dvvv faWK yeah this cawksucka means business dvvv dvvv
1 majin_babidi 2015-04-11
If he turned this into satire, and is self-aware enough to know how fucking ridiculous that picture is ... then touché Joe, you have my laugh.
But I get the feeling he is 100% serious.
1 sukotsuto 2015-04-11
Please forgive the beginner internet users who are almost senior citizen. Their antiquated minds cannot comprehend this whole new frontier called the "internet'
1 nomorecompromise 2015-04-11
Ahhh the 60 year old in a U2 cover band who still plays the tough-guy card.
1 Blah_83 2015-04-11
What a surprise who's tweet is at the top...
1 mikestl1988 2015-04-11
Whoa hold up did u see his bitchin goatee and beanie i bet that pic was taken during the summer so hes totally breakin societal norms maaaaaaan
1 The_Teachers_Ass 2015-04-11
He is Chip.
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0 jimthoms 2015-04-11
Haha fuckin' Joe... he's alright when he's just being himself (he was great when him and Anthony were testing out the sound in the theater and on thursday's show) but this tool image he puts on is hilarious.
0 Epicfro 2015-04-11
What an old faggot. There's simply no better way to put it.
-6 c0up0n 2015-04-11
Seriously, I know a few guys that beat up guys for wearing those "colors" and trying to pass off as bikers.