How You Know This Subreddit is Filled With Neckbeards

18  2015-04-10 by [deleted]

Opie squirts a few tears in self-pity because he's been cornered and all of a sudden, a wave of sympathy for him pours out of you fuckers. You listen to him lie and tell on himself for an hour straight, but once he starts crying "Awww, poor guy."

You're probably all still with the same dumpy twat that you lost your virginity to. Ball up.

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Finally someone thinks I'm not a virgin. I'll take that win all day.

We point out O&A are losers and forget to mention we are a bunch of faggots.

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  • Joe "I pity the crew of the Amistad" Derosa

Exactly. Crocodile tears from the sociopath narcissist.

Were people really sympathetic towards Opie? He sounded like a pissy eyed faggot when he started blubbering. I don't hate him, but I also don't feel bad that he broke down on the air. It's embarrassing more than anything else.

Where is all this sympathy? All I continue to see is mantits and every other names jilted teenagers can come up with.

Support for Opie is quickly down voted and forgotten. Even mentioning this will result in my comment being down voted.

Thing is I understand some of the frustration people feel with some of the things he has/is doing. I'm just not readyto spend my days scouring the earth looking for things to trash him about.

I love these arguments. It took me thirty more seconds to type that than it took you to write this comment.

What about the hundreds of other comments you've made that are basically the same thing.

This is my first post.

Fair enough

Reddit is polluted by neckbeards

You forgot that everyone lives in their parents' basement.

Nah, I live in my parents spare room. Nice try with the hate tho.

How dare you imply I'm not still a virgin!?!

I care more than you want to know.

Sympathy? What have you been reading? Aside from one or two posters that made multiple accounts it's business as usual around here. Most posters saw right through those phony tears

Leave it alone Gregg.

Making a grown man cry is up there in ultimate humiliations. You shouldn't be feeling sorry for Opie, you should be congratulating Ant for getting his pound of flesh after Opie ran his mouth about Ant wanting to go do his own thing. Maybe Windsock Tits will reconsider making up lies about his long time business partner in the future because squeezing out a few tears is a one time deal. It won't garner sympathy for him a second time.

What is this 1950. We lived through 911. Seing men cry is not that humiliating. You must be a real knuckle dragger.

You sound so retarded. How embarrassing for you.

Lol ok chip. Dvv dvv

Every O&A fan thinks they're better than every other O&A fan because we all know only "human garbage" (har har) would listen to this shit.

what does any of this have to do with neckbeards? neckbeards fancy themselves evil, emotionless geniuses. the same defect of your brain that makes you not have an affective reaction to hearing someone cry also makes you tug your dick to pony pictures.

Right.

neckbeards FANCY themselves evil, emotionless geniuses...

When in reality, they are needy little emotional crippples who constantly get friend-zoned until they fall for and then marry the first girl that gives them pussy. I stand by my choice of words.

So you're saying that you're the type of neckbeard that the average neckbeard wishes they could be?

Kind of a neckbeard Über-mensch.

Sounds like projection to me.

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Not sympathy, but I think loyalty means a lot to Opie, the reason he railed against past members, is that they weren't loyal, however shitty he may have been to them, I'm sure.

I for one enjoyed the internet more when it was just neckbeards. I hate how they've become the scapegoat for everything bad in this world.

The fact that he fucking cried to evoke sympathy and further play the victim like "look what Anthony and the haters did to me!" was just pathetic and further proved that "Greggshells" is a perfect name for him. He built his career on low blows against people who didn't deserve it. The term "bully" is wildly overused these days, but he's the classic bully. He picks on easy targets to build himself up because he couldn't actually even be funny. His idea of a funny joke is "you're fat" or breaking something, but when he gets hit back fair and square he crumbles like the pussy coward he really is. He claimed to be this "psycho", but when someone finally called him out he curled up in a little ball so he'd be too pathetic to hit. Terry Clifford must be laughing her ass off right now.

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You sound like the "neck beard" to me. No normal, semi + succesful dude with self worth would ever anonymously attack someone like this with so much vitriol. You're a loser. Sound like an angry basement dweller eating his moms Doritos to me

I couldnt disagree although your comment history looks pretty fat itself. Decent analysis but your eagerness to call a spade a spade on reddit misses some of the truer stuff posted here.

Everyone here used to listen to O&A, has probably heard slivers of each of the two new programs and certainly has an opinion on the events of last week. It took 60 seconds of my life to make the above observation. And I stole the sentiment. I was bartending for a couple members of the UCLA coaching staff a while back and one of them told me that I didn't want to be a sportswriter because "a sportswriter is a guy that marries the first girl that will fuck them."

Oh, also--it's super if you don't believe me, but a script I helped write got sold last year and I've been working 15-hour weeks from home since then while we've been developing it into a pilot. I feel pretty fucking successful. I do love Doritos, though. Okay, feel free to call me a lying faggot.

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