How You Know This Subreddit is Filled With Neckbeards
18 2015-04-10 by [deleted]
Opie squirts a few tears in self-pity because he's been cornered and all of a sudden, a wave of sympathy for him pours out of you fuckers. You listen to him lie and tell on himself for an hour straight, but once he starts crying "Awww, poor guy."
You're probably all still with the same dumpy twat that you lost your virginity to. Ball up.
35 comments
61 PanzerSmanzer 2015-04-10
Finally someone thinks I'm not a virgin. I'll take that win all day.
4 spinuch 2015-04-10
We point out O&A are losers and forget to mention we are a bunch of faggots.
27 [deleted] 2015-04-10
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20 sorendjierkinhaard 2015-04-10
Exactly. Crocodile tears from the sociopath narcissist.
17 E-rockComment 2015-04-10
Were people really sympathetic towards Opie? He sounded like a pissy eyed faggot when he started blubbering. I don't hate him, but I also don't feel bad that he broke down on the air. It's embarrassing more than anything else.
15 thebudgetgamer 2015-04-10
Where is all this sympathy? All I continue to see is mantits and every other names jilted teenagers can come up with.
-16 CharlieDango 2015-04-10
Support for Opie is quickly down voted and forgotten. Even mentioning this will result in my comment being down voted.
-1 thebudgetgamer 2015-04-10
Thing is I understand some of the frustration people feel with some of the things he has/is doing. I'm just not readyto spend my days scouring the earth looking for things to trash him about.
3 [deleted] 2015-04-10
I love these arguments. It took me thirty more seconds to type that than it took you to write this comment.
-5 thebudgetgamer 2015-04-10
What about the hundreds of other comments you've made that are basically the same thing.
5 [deleted] 2015-04-10
This is my first post.
-4 thebudgetgamer 2015-04-10
Fair enough
5 Grillskillz 2015-04-10
Reddit is polluted by neckbeards
5 Choodness 2015-04-10
You forgot that everyone lives in their parents' basement.
10 majin_babidi 2015-04-10
Nah, I live in my parents spare room. Nice try with the hate tho.
4 BoboOrban6 2015-04-10
How dare you imply I'm not still a virgin!?!
0 [deleted] 2015-04-10
I care more than you want to know.
3 Me007gold 2015-04-10
Sympathy? What have you been reading? Aside from one or two posters that made multiple accounts it's business as usual around here. Most posters saw right through those phony tears
3 RacksDiciprine 2015-04-10
Leave it alone Gregg.
3 K1bbler 2015-04-10
Making a grown man cry is up there in ultimate humiliations. You shouldn't be feeling sorry for Opie, you should be congratulating Ant for getting his pound of flesh after Opie ran his mouth about Ant wanting to go do his own thing. Maybe Windsock Tits will reconsider making up lies about his long time business partner in the future because squeezing out a few tears is a one time deal. It won't garner sympathy for him a second time.
-6 opieisdumb 2015-04-10
What is this 1950. We lived through 911. Seing men cry is not that humiliating. You must be a real knuckle dragger.
1 K1bbler 2015-04-10
You sound so retarded. How embarrassing for you.
-3 opieisdumb 2015-04-10
Lol ok chip. Dvv dvv
2 krbin 2015-04-10
Every O&A fan thinks they're better than every other O&A fan because we all know only "human garbage" (har har) would listen to this shit.
1 RealRockTV 2015-04-10
what does any of this have to do with neckbeards? neckbeards fancy themselves evil, emotionless geniuses. the same defect of your brain that makes you not have an affective reaction to hearing someone cry also makes you tug your dick to pony pictures.
-3 [deleted] 2015-04-10
Right.
When in reality, they are needy little emotional crippples who constantly get friend-zoned until they fall for and then marry the first girl that gives them pussy. I stand by my choice of words.
6 [deleted] 2015-04-10
So you're saying that you're the type of neckbeard that the average neckbeard wishes they could be?
0 [deleted] 2015-04-10
Kind of a neckbeard Über-mensch.
6 GleepGlorpFloopdedoo 2015-04-10
Sounds like projection to me.
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0 barrruuuch 2015-04-10
Not sympathy, but I think loyalty means a lot to Opie, the reason he railed against past members, is that they weren't loyal, however shitty he may have been to them, I'm sure.
0 A_Beatle 2015-04-10
I for one enjoyed the internet more when it was just neckbeards. I hate how they've become the scapegoat for everything bad in this world.
0 regis69 2015-04-10
The fact that he fucking cried to evoke sympathy and further play the victim like "look what Anthony and the haters did to me!" was just pathetic and further proved that "Greggshells" is a perfect name for him. He built his career on low blows against people who didn't deserve it. The term "bully" is wildly overused these days, but he's the classic bully. He picks on easy targets to build himself up because he couldn't actually even be funny. His idea of a funny joke is "you're fat" or breaking something, but when he gets hit back fair and square he crumbles like the pussy coward he really is. He claimed to be this "psycho", but when someone finally called him out he curled up in a little ball so he'd be too pathetic to hit. Terry Clifford must be laughing her ass off right now.
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-3 maynardsabeast 2015-04-10
You sound like the "neck beard" to me. No normal, semi + succesful dude with self worth would ever anonymously attack someone like this with so much vitriol. You're a loser. Sound like an angry basement dweller eating his moms Doritos to me
2 Xbxbxbxbxb 2015-04-10
I couldnt disagree although your comment history looks pretty fat itself. Decent analysis but your eagerness to call a spade a spade on reddit misses some of the truer stuff posted here.
2 [deleted] 2015-04-10
Everyone here used to listen to O&A, has probably heard slivers of each of the two new programs and certainly has an opinion on the events of last week. It took 60 seconds of my life to make the above observation. And I stole the sentiment. I was bartending for a couple members of the UCLA coaching staff a while back and one of them told me that I didn't want to be a sportswriter because "a sportswriter is a guy that marries the first girl that will fuck them."
Oh, also--it's super if you don't believe me, but a script I helped write got sold last year and I've been working 15-hour weeks from home since then while we've been developing it into a pilot. I feel pretty fucking successful. I do love Doritos, though. Okay, feel free to call me a lying faggot.
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