Jim Florentine's getting a divorce. Apparently his wife might've cheated according to the comments

10  2015-04-09 by ciggybreath

21 comments

Cheating what is she 12?

lol'd

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In the divorce papers she cites Jim sneaking off multiple mornings each week to spend hours and hours with a person who's breasts are larger than her own and happens to be a man.

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"Monogamy? Really? Who needs that?" - Jim's Wife

My wife keeps tryin to get me to open up and share things with her. I said, "No I'm not doin daaat" and put on some Diver Down.

She tired of Florentine criticizing her menu choices when dining out.

No, she didn't fuck a skateboarder, what is she 13?

She wanted some ketchup and she was willing to do anything to get it.

I bet the final straw was shutting off the Superbowl half time show to blast some Sabbath instead.

The sad part is, around the time he did WTF he was kinda on a tour talking about his ex's suicide & needing to save a girl. He wrote articles. And it all ended with hopefulness as he now has a wife who is normal & not damaged. Ouch

As for the rumor about her cheating with a guy from Crossfit, Vos always accuses Bonnie of fucking guys in her Crossfit class. I'm sure he's giving her shit now

She found him in the back of a van trading wrestling photos with a fat guy. Oh erockā€¦

that settlement is a godsend for Jim. How the fuck did he get off so light? He keeps the house, one-time payment of 25k, and joint custody? So soon after the filing? Wow. As much as she probably fucked up, she's making up for it in the best way possible.

Prenup.

totally forgot about those. too busy being enraged thinking about the divorce of a guy I know. wife an alcoholic, slept with upwards of fifteen other men, he's been paying so much fucking money to this needy cunt, who denies any wrongdoing. it's to the point that her family called the guy and apologized on her behalf multiple times.

Look at her eyes. She seems insane or like "crazy pussy" if u will.

Me and my brother were looking at a map of the world and he was eating a donut. So a bunch of crumbs fell on the map and I thought to myself "what a crumby world." Then I got a broom and started sweeping the nations. Then my wife divorced me.

Another episode in the life of Jammin' Jim.

holy shit that album was gold, real life chip chipperson.

but serioualy jim on tmz?

Cheating? I don't like it. I am not eight.

Bruuuuutal.

What do you want me to do? Make my girl cum? What am I 5?

Should have stayed with robin quivers

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