If Opie & Jimmy don't call Iliza Schlessszszsnger out on her Ari Shaffir article...

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HAS become? Remember how they all caved in a split second when Whoopi Goldberg got ahead of them joking on her show? Sure, there was plenty of "spine" when dealing with Big A, Patty, and the others, but when dealing with any type of celebrity, they were never too rough and always backed down.

Hell, they even treated Paris Hilton well when she was on.

Look no further than Sarah Jessica Parker.

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The only comic Jimmy feels safe talking shit about is Cosby.

And he's only doing that in the hopes that Judd Apatow will give him a little pat on the head.

Yeah, 'cuz going against Cosby is a real radical stance to take. He MUST have some other motive.

Iliza Schlessenger is a self rightous douche. I'm listening right now and no one is saying shit to her. She is being the type of comic that they would have called out 2 years ago.

"I have an act..and I'd venture most of the people criticizing me don't."

By that logic she can't criticize her service on a flight until she becomes a flight attendant. Wait, she's super important and has a voice, she gets to voice opinions. Us non-talented folk just need to keep our unfunny mouths shut.

Mark this as the day the show has passed me by.

The saddest part is that this sub is filled with people who are funnier than her. Probably funnier than anyone in that studio today.

But we don't have acts! so we need to shut the fuck up according to her. I really was so irritated at that first break.

Tom Papa is hysterical.

LizSetsFire who posts on the interrobang and is on Twitter is a thousand times better than pretty much any female comedian today.

By that logic she can't criticize her service on a flight until she becomes a flight attendant.

Jim has espoused that logic too.

The word you're looking for is Jew

Read her article and then listen to this bit

Any comedian that doesnt come out against Iliza is just proving that they are not fans of integrity in comedy, free speech in comedy, or actual humor in comedy.

Jimmy won't criticise Iliza the sliz Shitslinger cause he wants to fuck her. People won't stop fawning over her to call her out on her bullshit.

eh...I think rogan kind of calls her on some of her bullshit, or at least kind of stops her in her tracks.

We were just talking about this the other day. He really doesnt.

Rogan just did a show with Survivorman's Les Stroud where he (Rogan) was bitchy and "uber-skeptical" the whole time. Les was on to promote a show where he goes out with hillbillies looking for Bigfoot (something Joe has done on TV also). Joe acted like it was the the dumbest shit ever and acted like the guy from the "Hahvahd Bah" scene from Good Will Hunting.

Rogan is famous for "Alpha Male"ing any other guy on the show and being very selective with his skepticism. Nowhere is this more apparent than when he interviews a woman. He NEVER calls women out on their bullshit on his show. One show he was overly bitchy the whole time when he was interviewing Ms Pat, but his shows with the chick from The Young Turks, this band called Honey Honey that Joe has had on for 4 shows (that's 12 hours plus) simply because the singer is hot, and Iliza Shitslinger who we are discussing now.....all of these shows (and more!) are famous for Joe just lapping up any bullshit these "pretty girls" through out.

I explain this to this degree because I want you to know that I mean you no disrespect when I ask you to show us ONE example of Joe Rogan calling Iliza on her bullshit. In looking for it and not finding one, you will see how infuriating it truly is.

I havent even listened to Iliza on OandJ yet, but I had to put my 2 cents on her and Rogan.

EDIT- I see the downvotes...I dont see the video (or ANY OTHER form of proof) that Rogan ever once called Iliza on her shit. Here's 2 1/2 hours of Joe interviewing Iliza supplied to all of you. Go ahead and just timestamp that badboy...makes it real easy.

You people are the Joe Derosa of subreddits.

Of course they didn't! Even Terry Clifford was yelling at her radio.

Funniest thing I've read here in a long time.

Holy fuck! This is the most pathetic thing I've heard. Not one person actually questions her at all. Opie and Bobby Kelly are agreeing with everything, Tom Papa is saying nothing, and Norton is so fucking cowardly he's calling Ari a dick and very tentatively hinting at that chick's video being manipulative when she talks about her sister being raped.

This is hole radio.

Really pathetic. Not surprising because she's an attractive young chick, but what a bunch of limp dicked 'mos in that studio today. And I don't want them to berate a guest but at the very least Jimmy could diplomatically - as he's good at - say "well I don't think it's necessarily fair to play the whole 'I have a successful comedy career and you don't ' card..."

most pathetic thing I've heard. Not one person actually questions her at all. Opie and Bobby Kelly are agreeing wit

For a comic, but she looks like a noodle with tits to me.

fucking up a post this bad

Tom Papa is saying nothing

This is actually a good thing.

Jimmy called ari a dick??

Patrice said it BEST https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3vPaT3Fe0w

"Life has been to easy for her" - Patrice

"Right." - Opie

Ugh, Opie at 0:45 saying "She's funny?" as if that's the point Patrice was making. I swear there's at least one thing in every clip.

Jimmy knows Opie radio won't last and that he has nothing else going on. He won't burn any bridges as he's practically on life support right now.

Stupid retard for not signing with Anthony.

there is a reason both Ron and Jimmy didn't sign with Anthony... they aren't dummies. Money and stability...

I heard Ant was going to match Jimmys party

I have a feeling Keith was more responsible for those ideas falling through. An absolute spastic yet is Ant's go-to guy.

He was just too scared to take a calculated risk, now he'll die on the vine. It really looks like he's going to go out a bitch.

agreed. Iv'e already turned my back on the O&J show but this will justify my decision.

I'm listening to the Michael Ian Black interview on YouTube- I don't care what u say, I'm a fan of "the state"- and it was 20mins of the most boring conversation about home owning. This O&J show is garbage. Sorry folks, it fucking sucks. It's not fair to the guests that they give such awful interviews

Now another 20mins with Dr Steve on the phone talking about Gravity & Michael Ian Black isn't even speaking. Why bother having a guest if you're not even going to talk to him? Jesus Christ this show sucks

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is this Iliza hole always this condescending? she's talking like she's the Seinfeld of pussy punchlines

She complements herself constantly without irony. Who describes their own writing as eloquent seriously? She goes off on all girl comics who do smutty jokes, for not being heady enough. Meanwhile all her material is bland observation and stupid cali girl voices.

Does she actually fill clubs with this garbage?

with her tits, i imagine.

Jew.

I was going to make a thread about this...did they even mention it?

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just embarrassing...i love jimmy, but i've lost some respect for him over this one.

Jimmy is to Opie what McMahon was to Carson.

Really? Because i Jut heard her respond to it. Night wanna rewind that.

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They took her side. It was just a big circle jerk all morning.

Of course they dont want to, shes a hot ticket right now and last thing they wanna do is lose her.

This garbage show enrages me so much. They've gone full on Hamptons Howie on us.

I suppose this unfunny kike is the new comedy darling?

I said it once and I will say it again, her stand up is bad, weird squeaks and cliché women humor. If she had actual material and a unique shtick, she would be Maria Bamford. But she is another one of gods chosen people, woman comics (like fucking Silverman) getting attention not for her talent, but for her contacts.

the beauty of hot comics is that they get old quick and dont have comedy to keep them afloat, let her get her shine, she'll be done soon.

and why does every girl comic always have to rip off maria bamford's style, always doing that voice, i have not seen one girl comic who hasnt used that.

Lots a comics steal

When do these fucks get out of our media and our nation?

I tweeted to Opie and Jim how disappointing they were with their handling of Iliza and Jim DM'd me "It is amazing to me how little the fans understand something." What a cunt move. First, by not tweeting me normally and knowing I can't DM him back because he doesn't follow me. Second, it's such a typical Jim thing to say in response to valid criticism. "I'm right, they're wrong because they just don't understand." Some vague shit that doesn't actually prove anything. He knows I'm right but he can't acknowledge that, maybe not even to himself. In the same breath Jim will jump down someones throat for being phony and dishonest on-air.

"I'm right, they're wrong because they just don't understand."

Has he become Andy Kindler overnight?

He did the same thing when people called them out on that bullshit interview with the female empowering duke student turned facial abuse character actress, the guy gets pussy blinded like ive never seen

just another horrible female comedian

Never turn your back on James Norton. Ever.

That piece of garbage will cut ya.

They fuckin' let her speak and acted like they understood her point. However, if Ari were in studio they would agree with him and act like she didn't have a point.... phonies...

$5 dollars for a lifetime. It wasn't even enough to pay for the tampon.

She's sexy though.

I mean you know. Come on.

Only because she is a woman.

Todd Pettengill might have more backbone than O&J at this point.

Are you really surprised? Remember when they didn't go after that chick who did the porn videos but then was speaking out against porn in some xojane article or something like that?

*I'm probably getting my facts waaaayyyyyy wrong, but I think you guys know who/what I'm talking about

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i dont think the show wants to be in the middle of any fight right now

How could they not even mention this?

Don't feed attention whores.

I fucking hate her with a passion. She probably thinks that's because i'm a misogynist who doesn't think women should be allowed to make jokes. When in reality it's because she's a self-obsessed, self-righteous, hypocritical, arrogant, cunt.

They talked about it

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Legion of Skanks talked about it and called her out on her stupidity and hypocrisy, even Sam Roberts pointed a couple of things out.

Big Jay made a good point that I totally overlooked...Ari just had Iliza on his comedy central show! Who writes a whole article trashing someone that just had them on their TV show? Unforgivable.

Yeah, I didn't know she was on it until he said that. Ungrateful as fuck.

And she tried to play the 'they all hate me because I'm a woman' card. Nobody called her out on that either.

DeRosa got worse treatment than either Iliza or the one-armed fatty and nobody defended him or had sympathy for him, yet she still tries to say they were attacked for being women.

She criticizes people for pulling up old stuff about her that exposes her hypocrisy, and completely ignores the fact that Ari's special is 2 years old.

Watch her episode! It is the second worst clip of the whole season. If that dumb bitch was 1/4 as funny as she thinks/says she is, I might actually listen to what she has to say about comedy.

Legion of Skanks is irrelevant to this thread.

I didn't listen...cliffs? or do you know where in the show it was so I could just skip to it? haha

They talked about it a bit and someone, Bob Kelly I think, said that Ari didn't want the topic blowing up again so they moved on pretty quickly.

Legion of Skanks is irrelevant to this thread.

Big Jay made a good point that I totally overlooked...Ari just had Iliza on his comedy central show! Who writes a whole article trashing someone that just had them on their TV show? Unforgivable.

I heard Ant was going to match Jimmys party

the beauty of hot comics is that they get old quick and dont have comedy to keep them afloat, let her get her shine, she'll be done soon.

and why does every girl comic always have to rip off maria bamford's style, always doing that voice, i have not seen one girl comic who hasnt used that.

I have a feeling Keith was more responsible for those ideas falling through. An absolute spastic yet is Ant's go-to guy.

most pathetic thing I've heard. Not one person actually questions her at all. Opie and Bobby Kelly are agreeing wit

For a comic, but she looks like a noodle with tits to me.

When do these fucks get out of our media and our nation?