He's Scorch. There's no way Opie could write and perform song parodies the way Todd does. I'm not even being sarcastic. The songs blow but they're still several notches above Oqie's talent level.

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Or the Basketball Video sneakily placed under misleading links.

That was the fans, he posted that non-ironically at first

He's not Scorch, either. Scorch is so much more likable and charismatic than Opie.

Scorch is like a lovable, dumb golden retriever.

As bad as he is, he doesn't seem to act like he's too cool for everything, and at least makes an attempt to plan ahead with some sort of original shit. His interviews are bad but I can't say they're worse than Opie's.

Scorch doesn't act like he's too cool, he just is too cool, and that's PFG to me.

Scorch works harder too..

And when he wanted to be on TV, he puts himself on TV. Dumb Opie is sitting around thinking the president of ABC is going to call him tomorrow to host a new late night show.

Scorch is the one guy who I always felt legitimate sympathy for and felt like I might actually like the guy in real life. Yeah, he's a goofball but gosh darn it, he could be MY goofball! And nothing he ever said or did was any worse than anything from Opie. Fuck it, I'm Team Scorch, knowwhatimean???

"Hey Sibby, there's a lot of buzz on Reddit. We've been in talks about sponsorship. Don't say anything."

He's the douchey parts of Todd mixed with the douchey parts of Scorch.

Opie ain't even Scorch, he's more like the "a Rite-Aid?!?!?" sidekick guy.

"Hey this is Gregg McShells. When my partner got fired I didn't do anything about it, and then he called me out and broke my glasses."

Oh god just the idea of Opie doing Todd calls, but using names that reddit would call him is fantastic, Hey this is SlothyButt JelloBoobaloobs I need a doctor my backs all frigged up from these big ol titties I be carryin around all day

"Sir, that never happe-....wait a minute. Opie?" Awwwwwhobbbadoooobahubbbadubbbachubbawubba.

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I would be okay with that.

Thanks. Almost choked on my lunch laughing at this.

(in the Spudds Buckley voice)

"I'm Spudds Buckley and the fudgey wudgey bars you sold me were all melty!"

"uh Sir, we don't sell fudgy wudgey bars."

NAw he's Scorch..

• Lies and Delusions of Grandeur...check.
• Backstabbing your radio partner...check.
• Sweetspot for Sam Roberts...check.
• inflated value of self worth...check.
• sad attempts at trying to stay relevant (pfgTV = opieradio on twitter/youtube/facebook)...check
• Ex-radio partner spills the beans about how he acted behind the scenes....check.

Just Scorch means well and is harmless..

And Scorch is actually kind of likable. I bet if I knew him personally I'd probably hate his guts though.

Can't say the same about Opie. I hate him and live halfway across the country from him.

Did you ever hear the audio of Scorch's sidekick trashing him? He tends to overstay his welcome.

Scott Cumia: "I gotta a tree on my compound!"

That's insulting to Todd

He's an ian halperin that you can't make fun of

Heinhorn is Finkle, Finkle is Heinhorn.

I was just thinking about this, I wonder if Scott or Todd have said anything on their shows.

Grodd

shit dude ive never thought of that! ive never seen a million of these threads before!

newfag

Did you ever hear the audio of Scorch's sidekick trashing him? He tends to overstay his welcome.