Ok, so we finally broke down Opie...

0  2015-04-08 by [deleted]

But now's the time to build him back up. For Christ's sake, a 50 year old man wept into a microphone; I think we've done enough insulting and tearing down. What can we do to reset Opie and reintegrate him back into the fold? (I've changed my flair accordingly)

14 comments

6  E-rockComment 2015-04-08

Opie broke himself down due to mental illness.

2  frrunkis 2015-04-08

That's what he wants you to think. He's gonna claim he has a mental illness to deflect as much blame as possible. How can he be responsible for anything he did wrong when he was mentally ill?

Don't fall for this horseshit.

2  E-rockComment 2015-04-08

I don't believe Opie is mentally ill because he says he suffers from irritable depression; I believe Opie is mentally ill because of his extreme narcissism, self centeredness, and his overall fragile mental state.

1  frrunkis 2015-04-08

If we label those things an 'Illness' it gives the impression that he can't help it, that it wasn't his choice for behaving like he did.

1  E-rockComment 2015-04-08

We can still hold loons accountable, Opie has no problem doing it when he spouts off about the mentally ill. It doesn't excuse him from anything, he should be taking his meds like a good boy so he doesn't cry on the air.

5  GWARscientist 2015-04-08

Check out the empty man.

2  KennethFresno 2015-04-08

Holy shit haha, this is up there with sobbo as the best re-purposed O&A gag.

1  MrKrinkel 2015-04-08

Fucking hysterical

1  [deleted] 2015-04-08

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2  krbin 2015-04-08

Nurse him back with a little cradling and some warm breast milk from his own tits.

2  BlackPeopleBark 2015-04-08

I think a good first step is for Opie to apologize to everyone who ever walked on greggshells.

1  rollmeonekenobi420 2015-04-08

Fuck off

-4  ProfessorofRamen 2015-04-08

  1. Pester him even more via social media, pests calling in, and calling his house (anyone got the home phone number)?

  2. Start making fun of his kids and wife as that will certainly piss him off (question if they are his or Bam's, for example).

  3. Convince more people to drop their subscription so Opie loses his livelihood and can truly go do "something else."

  4. Crowd-fund to produce Opie t-shirts with variations on Gregshells, Sloth, Cuckold by Bam, Todd's Twin, etc.

This is a tentative list so we can always add to it.

Opie needs the DeRosa treatment, but worse.

1  mmccgg88 2015-04-08

In fairness, Opie obviously wanted to go a different direction with the show and most likely without Ant because he grew to hate him. He found this tough to admit and it all blew up in his face. Idk how much more hate brigading he deserves from Ant fans. Noe Joe DeRosa is just an awful cocksucker, way worse than Opie. Fuck that shoulderless cunt.

1  ProfessorofRamen 2015-04-08

You're probably right and being more even-handed than I am. I just really enjoy seeing Opie break down and want it to go just that little bit farther until we enter the "one bad day is all it takes" ("Killing Joke") territory.