All this time, Greggshells thought Ronnie B was the puppetmaster. Little did he know that Fez Marie Whatley was behind eeeeverythiiinng

Agent Kujan, the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making the world believe he didn't exist.

I missed the friday Ron and fez show, could you give me a summary?

All the shit Opie thought he was doing to Fez, and Fez get the final fuck you

Fez is sitting in a barbershop somewhere in Florida, opera playing on the radio, as a handsome twink gently shaves off his mustache.

...and accompanied by a poof, he was gone.

"poof": LOL

That just made my dick hard

His name was Fez Marie Whatley

HIS NAME WAS FEZ MARIE WHATLEY

Even if you think it's injured, never take you're eyes off the Big Cat.

big cat big cat big cat BIG CAT BIG CAT BIG CAT

BIIIIIIGGGGGG CAAAAAAAATTTTTT!

BIG CAT!! BIG CAT! BIG CAT!

I laughed so hard this morning when Opie was talking about the staff and called them "my guys". Fucking spot on Fezzie. I love that gay mustached man.

I thought "His guys" were people like Florentine, Soder, etc. since he used that term when he was talking about Anthony calling in at the last minute. He said he didn't care if he had notice so he could get "his guys" in.

Hashtag OpieRadio

Hashtag CuckFag

Apparently, Opie is also a stand alone fruit.

From hypnotized Fez to "Walking on Greggshells", Fez is the real destroyer.

He took that handful of acorns, AND HE BEAT OPIE OVER THE HEAD WTH IT!

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AAAAAAH BIIIIG FEEEEZ! BRINGS ABOUT THE DOWNFALL OF OPIE! BIIIIG FEEEEEZ!

I loved how Opie went all bitch boy and was lying through his teeth about things. Fez might have of lost the ability to express himself, but at least he was honest with himself

Fez is Keyser Soze!

wakling down the street getting scooped up in the car by Paul O.

Fezzie is a awesome and I hope that during his time in Florida he meets the hot young twink that he deserves.

YouAREbecomeGay!

He really came out on top in the "fans" eyes, who would have thunk it! Bravo.

Fez Whatley fucking snuck Tits like any worldstar video. It's a beautiful thing.

Of course Fez is the mastermind, people would spent hours planning out bits that would never get mentioned again but Fez could simply make a slip of the tongue and suddenly it trends worldwide on twitter.

FUCK YOU TWITTER RESPONDERS!

All this Fez love is pretty ironic, since before the retirement announcement RF fans basically hated him to a similar degree that Opie's hated here. Yes, it's cool how massively he pwned Opie, but it's not like Fez was a paragon of integrity either. Does no one remember him confessing to Eastside Dave's shit-canning? It's around the 11:30 mark at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_Pv7uL4jdI

You must believe in redemption.

Eh...fuck that. He and Opie suffer from similar types of sociopathy (throwing massive pissy fits when they feel "unappreciated," shitting on people lower down the totem pole just because they can, etc). Fez is just the lesser of two evils in this situation.

I meant for women. Fez gets a pass...Opie's more of an old-manish lesbian type.

Fair enough.

That was him admitting to not backing the ESD + Pepper sports show.

My bad, I guess I misremembered. Still, he's been a full-on cunt the last however many years.

Absolutely.

It was different. Fez wasn't ruining the show, he just wasn't part of it.

He'd own what he said, he'd face criticism, he'd cry about it. Opie dismisses it and tries to ignore reality

That's a good point. But still, it's sort of like praising Mussolini because he wasn't as bad as Hitler.

Fez the kamikaze. Went out in a blaze of glory.

... over the sea of Japan. Fez finally went to Japan!

mind. blown. his last words were UNGH! DAYUUT!

Uhh, someone fill a guy in?

Fez announces retirement on april fools. Opie plays back clip on his show and mocks it and puts a laugh track over it. Fez fires back and says that at least he knows what its like to be loyal to his radio partner for his career. Opie fires back some jibberish about Fez not Knowing and brings up Ant saying Ant knew the end was near. Ant pops off and here we are. You happy now?

Opie plays back clip on his show and mocks it and puts a laugh track over it. Fez fires back and says that at least he knows what its like to be loyal to his radio partner for his career.

Ah ok. This was the piece I was missing. Thanks!

Might wanna mention that the laugh-track was played to Fez's weeping...apropos ya know.

Fez should return from retirement this Monday, simply to play Opie crying today, with a laugh track over it.

Fez fucking rules.

We love you Fez.

The greatest trick the co-host ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't like tits

It'll be even better when Fez comes back from vacation and takes credit for it. Waiting on Fez, this bit is great!

The whole reason that Fez could torpedo Opie was because they understand each other

Fez and Opie have the same type of insanity

ME ME ME ME ME

ME: ME: ME:

the real hero's of this whole thing is the legion of skanks, that sent fez over the edge which made him retire.

gomite4lyfe

Absolutely.