Jim just walked on greggshells trying to explain what walking on greggshells means.

I snapped to attention at that moment:

Opie: "The Greggshells thing is just ridiculous. What does that even mean?"

Jim: "Ahem..."

It means 'you're the boss.' For a second there I thought Jim was going to really be honest with him, but he pretty much copped out.

He totally did. That was a perfect opportunity for Jim to tell him the truth.

In Jimmy's list of why he didn't go with Anthony; the commute sounded like the biggest part of his reasoning. He didn't even actually list Opie as a reason at all.

The paycheck was the biggest factor, which is why he tried to downplay it. Guilty lil fella.

the lack of self awareness is amazing.

Can someone post this up on youtube today or something? I cant listen now

Opies hater fighters say that "Greggshells" is douche and cringe, but they wear Empties T-Shirts and actually listen to Opie on the radio and howl with laughter... YUCK

20 years ago, I started a radio show, with two bad knees

And a dream to become a hacky radio jock....i just thank god that dream came true. Boo hoo hooo

*with two big tits

I've been laughing at this stupid line for 5 minutes now.

And a dream of becoming a viral video star with numbahs worth checking.

"Whenever someone says something doesn't bother them, it absolutely bothers them" - Opie and Anthony "Greggshells doesn't bother me in the least" - Opie and Jimmy

Jocktober 101, folks, lol.

At least he's finally going VIRAL

Yeah, remember how Opie repeated that?

Of course, this isn't Opie.

"A lot of the stuff I did for the Opie and Anthony brand was boring as fuck." - Opie

No truer words have ever been spoken

Anthony should play a laugh track over it like Opie did with Fez, and the circle will be complete.

someone did.

Yes, I did listen to the laugh track, was that on the show or added by the site that I download the daily shows?

Good point, I have no idea. I haven't listened live in 9 months.

Opie played it on himself. A last dying moment to save some dignity. Sam mentioned it on the post show.

Y'alright dere, Fez?

Great. So first he rips off Florentine and now he's ripping Fez off.

Move over Ant there's a new pissy eyes in town

He is. Literally.

" I can't, ah aha ah I am all locked up over here"

The Big Cat is out of retirement!

You have got to be kidding..

I'm just--- a little locked up.

http://i.imgur.com/CGW7iX5.gif

Is he really? Ugh!!

Yaaayyyyyyy fuck him. Crybaby asshole

No way. Seriously?

"Coz he's a faggot... ohhh, Andrew Dice GAY."

THE FAGGATINO

Is Opie really crying? I can't listen yet.

be. more. funny.

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I don't know why that simple statement made me laugh so hard, but it did. It's gold Jerry! Gold!

Jim: "Your mood dictates the room"

Opie: "I don't feel like that anymore"

Yes, the current mood is peachy. Jim sounds so enthusiastic. You are completely aware.

Of course a self-absorbed person doesn't notice the effect he's having on others and only addresses it when others bring it to his attention. They're too busy screaming ME all the time to notice.

Opie immediately replied to Jimmy, "There's sometimes yours does too." Just deflecting.

That's a textbook example of Opie's delusion. He can derail a show by bitching about a "real moment" while throwing headphones (that hit Jimmy) which ends the show and that is somehow the same as Jim ranting about not feeling like a man and wanting to throw himself out a window which leads to jokes and one hilarious break. Not even a Ant race tirade has affected the show for more than a break, there were always jokes that followed regardless how repetitive the race rant was.

Opie considers himself an equal in that room, he really is oblivious to the spectrum he's on.

throwing headphones (that hit Jimmy) which ends the show

That's fucked.

Jimmy's mood will/would sometimes lead to some sort of funny bit, especially when he was angry. With Opie it always lead to the stoppage of everyone else's fun to focus on his misery.

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Jim has to be eating himself. This is the same shit he ranted and raved about in regards to the mentally ill.

I do indeed wish Opie would "shove his head in a gas tank".

And then Jimmy back pedaled because when he said it you could tell Opie was getting pissed.

I feel for Jim right now. He has to feel like Danny Glover sitting on the toilet bomb in Lethal Weapon 2. Slightest wrong move and you die in an explosion of sewage.

Period

I think Jim wanted to take some calls because callers might bring up some shit he wants to address that he, himself, is worried about bringing up.

|explosion of sewage. explosion of human garbage, FTFY.

ME: Ugh, jimmies fine you ass. We're going to lunch after this to talk about what happened over some beer.

beer grapefruit shandy

Perfect!!!! He's tip-toeing on a razor thin sheet of........Gregshells! Opie didn't watch Anthony. He didn't know what Gregshells meant, so the entire response is phoney. He said Anthony went too far, but he's too stubborn to listen for himself. I'm sure the "new listeners" are believing him. He's vague, makes people feel sorry for him, and he takes no blame for ruining the best show on radio. I disliked him before, but I absolutely hate Opie now. Who knew Opie was crazier than Fez all these years?

Well, he'll still catch "Paycheck" and "Worm" shrapnels coming his way. But let's just say that Ant's "Greggshells" theory is being proven with him only having a little bit to say.

"I am getting too old for this shit..."

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IT'S MY SHOW AND I'LL CRY IF I WANT TO, CRY IF I WANT TO, CRY IF I WANT TO. YOU WOULD CRY TOO IF YOU HAD THESE BOOBS

Big girls don't cry.

"The staff depends on me, I can't leave"

"I tried to quit multiple times"

"It was a relief that Anthony was fired"

"I tried to save his job"

Sounds like a man that is unwilling to accept responsibility frantically trying to get himself out of a corner he painted himself into.

How the fuck do you "try" to quit?

Just fucking quit.

Fuck Opie.

If he really is a narcissist then he was never quitting. He "tried" to quit by going to his agent, his boss, whoever and threatening to quit because he knew he'd get the "please don't go. We need you." etc to make him feel good. Same reason why he pulled the "I'm not signing" every 2 years. He wanted everyone to kiss his ass and make him feel wanted. Same reason today he made it a point to say that everyone thanked him for staying.

He said so many times that they hadn't talked in years. Sat in the studio without even looking at each other. No contact at all. But every contract time when he was threatening to quit, Anthony absolutely knew he wasn't leaving? How?

He's like a malfunctioning lie automaton.

All joking aside, the man has mental issues and should be on medication and in therapy. Is there a sloth whisperer?

Did someone mention sloths? Here's a random fact!

A sloth can hold its breath up to 40 minutes while in water!

I'm all for Opie trying to hold his breath in water for 40 min. How can we make this happen?

Guess they could stick a ziploc bag over his head an let his tears fill it up...

Cement shoes.

This made me laugh, this useless tidbit auto-fact amongst all the hatred.

Good, cause we've got one bawling his eyes out right now.

Fez needs to come in just for one more day and play a laugh track over it a clip of this then.

Ant talked about the integrity and chemistry of the show, and shit that happened in the office. Turns out Opie just wants to have dinner and fuck. Everything makes sense now.

...Did they have to drown a statistically significant number of sloths to figure that out?

You're a monster, /u/SlothFactsBot

Did someone mention sloths? Here's a random fact!

Sloths are residents of Central and South America.

Please share more of your wisdom, oh mighty repository of all things Sloth.

Fawk yeahh!

That's bullshit.

Opie oughta try for 45 minutes to an hour.

We need a slothfactsbot fact checker bot. This sounds like bullshit!

Thank you oh mughty Sloth Bot, Can it hold its breath under a pool of boogers and tears?

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Did someone mention sloths? Here's a random fact!

As much as 2/3 of a well-fed sloth's weight can be contained within its stomach chambers.

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E-Rock?

ME: "Ant was against hiring you Jim!" LMAO

This seals the deal, Ant will definitely bring this up on todays show.

I cannot wait for TACS today. There is no way Ant will let that one get by. He loves lil Yimmy Norden.

Such a sweet boy.

That is the biggest weasel move of all. What a douche.

He's just flailing now.

Trying to turn Jimmy against him. What a fucking wretch.

This is the most important point of this whole thread.

"i didnt listen to it. i had someone give me the bulletpoints"

how many times have they destroyed someone for doing that?

the catholic league guy and louis ck was one example.

He made Gregg Hughes give Opie the bulletpoints.

a million times this

Another Opie lie. If he hadn't been listening, he wouldn't have posted all those videos right after Ant got done destroying him yesterday. Ugh.

This really disgusted me. He's just too above listening to this, which thus validates in itself what Anthony was saying about his personality.

Listen to how scared Jimmy is right now. Fucking pussboy stand up for yourself for once in your pathetic life.

The paycheck is firmly clenched between his buttocks.

The paycheck kiiiiiiyyyddd

He's trying...but it's only proving the Greggshells part. Jim having to tiptoe and carefully choose EVERY fucking word he says it all.

"Why don't they just have an OPEN AND HONEST DISCUSSION" - O&A Show attacking hack radio hosts. Now Opie wants to keep it off air...... So the fans won't know how big of an asshole he can be.

YES.

You really think he would burn the bridge to his celebrity photo obsession?

It's just proving everything Ant said yesterday, and what we've been saying for a long time now. GREGSHELLS. Opie is like that fucking husband/father with anger problems that just got home from work and the kids and the wife have to walk on eggshells around him because you know the littlest thing will send him into a rage. Jimmy is the wife and the staff are the kids. The wife doesn't want to get slapped around, and the kids don't want to get belted and sent to their rooms so they all keep their mouth shut.

The thing I hate the most is his complete inability to admit he has faults. He simply can't take any blame at all.

Im hoping people start to give that little worm more shit.

i am an hour in and Jimmy didnt sound scared he was just letting a delusional man speak, he said he needed to watch the video because he was missing the point, he didnt let Opie rope him into his horse shit, he explained Greggshells

he didnt let Opie rope him into his horse shit, he explained Greggshells

Is that good?

yeah this is purely between fans and opie and anthony so when he goes im not going to be the face of anthony but also wouldnt pile on i thought it was great and when he intellectualised greggshells instead of letting it be a vague concept to Op i thought good

Paycheck has completely defrauded himself.

OH FUCK THIS NIGGA REALLY CRYING WOW

WHAT A BITCH, THIS IS A FUCKING 55 YEAR OLD MAN WHAT THE FUCK LOL

??? I'm not listening is shelly really crying? No fucking way that faggot is crying.

this motherfucker choked up for at least 10 seconds and there was just dead air

Just listened to the replay...He really did cry like a fucking bitch

This is fucking great.

Wow, the silence and microphone noises...

Fucking EWWW, BOOOOO, and WHOOO GIVES A FUCK. How phoney can you make crocodile tears sound?! And 1999 is when you stopped working together? That is really salient information because it wasn't until 2000+ that the show started getting AMAZING with Anthony and Jimmy, Patrice, Burr, Louis, etc.

Every single morning I'd laugh to tears about whatever idiotic headline, news anchor, or fellow comedian they decided to target. If that's when YOU stopped Oqie, then listen to all our vitriol because you were ALWAYS the weakest part of the show.

"I keep things on track, I'm the show runner."

No, you're quite literally the definition of the Gen X 80s/90s slacker "cool" (read: douche) stereotype. The median IQ, median interests, median funny, median ambition, median confidence, median conviction, always with the hack, average observations, opinions, and jokes.

The Internet made is possible for those who are interested to see how interesting everyone else is. You still cling to the vestiges of the slacker pack mentality, never stepping too far in one direction out of fear of being picked off by a cunning predator. Even your success as a broadcaster is based solely on being the only show in town, not the best. I have no idea what O&J's numbers are now, but he's playing in an era of niche entertainment, he even mocked Stern last week for being too old and out of touch to realize how big podcasting is, especially to the world of radio.

And that's just part of the reason why we hate him. He's a hypocrite, he's boring, he's not funny, he still insists on the surfer douche persona, he's unintelligent, he never pulls out a solid reference or interesting fact, he's too afraid to offer real opinions and shapes his "opinions" to the room or story, and now we know he's just a never-ending pile of lies, doublespeak, and worm guts deflection.

Holy shit I need that replay. That fucking cunt deserves it

Yeah I guess he should drink and rant about it on Twitter... Because that's what men in their 50s do..

Right, he still acts like he is 12. When ur about to get in a fight and u know ur going to lose, u get all emotional and tear up uncontrollably and just yell obvious things why ur good and he's not.

Opie has depression? fuck you shit dick your the shock jock who attacked/attacks every person with any type of deformity, problem.

No its ok he doesn't have it anymore.

Most people in comedy have depression. Get over yourself tits.

What?

COUGH THREE TIMES IF YOU'RE BEING HELD CAPTIVE, Jimmy!!!!

If he's using the blinking method then he's been held capitive for quite some time.

"They call me Gregshells or something" You know damn right.

"I don't care!" - I never cared if he cared, it's just a funny, accurate, caricature.

Jesus he's such a liar

"You guys need to have this discussion on the radio" - Jimmy is a real ass nigga

Jim knows Ant is right but wants to ease Opie towards that without saying anything outright

Tough shit. At least Jim knows what the people want.

"You put a lot of peoples livelihoods on the line when you got fired"

"I was going to quit multiple times and was looking for a radio job elsewhere"

5:59

This is EVERYTHING we are talking about. This needs to be everywhere.

Great connection on that one.

"I just want to move on with my life and Ant won't let me" - "He will not leave me the fuck alone PERIOD"

What the fuck Opie?

Holy fuck he's gone full paranoid. He thinks anthony turned people against him.

Yeah. Spook Anthony working behind the scenes trying to turn people against him.

He said that Ant won't leave him alone, didn't he start this shit up last friday?

More contradicting. What about the O&A brand? What about defending Ant to stay with Sirius? Which is it?

Right... Not talking to someone for over 10 years off air is TEXTBOOK "won't leave me alone"

Better than accepting that it's his own fucking fault.

He has a point in that the fans are constantly harassing him by tweeting him photoshops of his wife and Bam, it would piss anybody off, I know it isn't Ant's fault, but Opie probably feels Ant should do more to call of the harassment.

They both have said over the years that they have NO control over the pests. They can ask, but in the end WE know when we're being fed bullshit and we will persist. We are being fed bullshit, so we shall persist. I don't feel bad for Opie AT ALL. He literally conditioned the listeners for decades to be like this.

You feel that strongly about a radio show that you'll harass people to defend its honor?

I'm not harassing anybody, I'm just saying that I don't feel sorry for him at all because for years he was ok with it when they were behind him.

Its not like they used the pests to harass other people like some sort of an assault on the media..... oh.

Opie probably feels Ant should do more to call of the harassment. Does he? According to Opie, Ant should just move-on Remember?

This is a man who built a radio show around harassing people. The two of them always joked that the pests would eventually turn on them.

We're all a bunch of fucking hens

Least we aren't weeping on air.

finally something I can agree with.

Hahaha I woke up and immediately checked this thread. I'm such a fag

"I totally defended Ant from getting fired"

10 MINUTES LATER

"I was totally ready to move on, it was convenient"

He also said "I didn't give it my all" regarding fighting to save Ant's job.

This is really how I assumed Opie felt about Ant's firing.That he was tired of living in Ant's shadow and couldn't bring himself to fight for him because he felt a sense of resentment towards him and this forced separation was convenient for him to continue without him.

And he would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling pests!

He would have gotten away with it if he hadn't compulsively bent the truth, shit on Fez's sobbing send off (irony) and follow that up with a self-absorbed rant following Fez's punch back.

Double points for dodging Ant's attempts at clearing the fog.

'and people were saying it was the best wedding they had ever been to'

-David 'Opie' Brent

Father Doris literally got lost during the cocktail hour the place was so big.

God fucking damnit that's funny.

I bet Opie laughs at David Brent's jokes for all the wrong reasons.

I was thinking the same thing. Thats a Brent line if I ever heard one.

How is there a comparison?

Opietron 5000 beep boop period sniff drink water period sniff sniff bullshit beep boop

"Beep Boop Bop". Im hearing Ronnie B's voice describing Shelby that time when he had a seizure or something "Beep Boop Bop"

I woke up this morning to a text from my father: "Opie is crying like a little girl."

I wish I had a relationship like that with my Dad

An incestuous one?

shuuuure

Those feels

That's perfect. Generations of hate.

Oh my fucking god the sniffs the fucking SNIFFS ARE OUT OF CONTROL.

I want to hammer railroad spikes into this faggot's nostrils.

He sounds like Fez. Wow. So fucking uncomfortable!

Me: If you really need to know, I sniff because I did a lot of cocaine back at Geneseo. A LOT. sniff. Trust me. For real.

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"There's a whole staff and offices here. It's not fair that its all on me."

I forgot about the many years it was called the "Office and Anthony Show"

ME: "I was diagnosed with irritable depression. I DONT HAVE IT ANYMORE because Ant is gone and It was from me trying to get him to talk." HOLY SHIT did he really just basically say that?!? Mental illness isn't like catching a cold. It doesn't go away.

Irritable depression? how the fuck could he get diagnosed with something that doesn't exist? Fucking typical narcissistic response. Every other pleb has depression, so his depression needs an adjective that both makes it sound like a more severe form AND justifies some of his asshole personality traits.

He sounds like an old jewish woman.

Oh christ, listen to sam qualifying everything he's saying. Walking on Greggshells.

Sam is a pandering cunt.

Sam wants to keep his show

Sam is a married man and a professional whose future employment is controlled by a dictator.

He has no choice

Exactly.

Sam is getting a 5 day per week show. You think he went from intern to full time show on talent alone? He's listenable, at best. Not a superstar ground breaker. Sam has been a smart ass kisser. He locked on, and sucked his way to the top.

Fuck no. Sam is awful. The only reason he went anywhere is because Opie liked him. There are a handful of dumb cunts that like him (Larry the faggot trucker, and all the wrestling nerds) but he doesn't have what it takes to last without Opie. He's lucky he's got heat with the whogivesafuck WWE.

ME: listen...I've moved on, Ant's moved on. Let's just leave it at that. PERIOD.

Sam knows Opie is his only chance to have a radio show; a full time radio show. He can't trash him. He has to pander. Sam is not interesting, had childish interests, and not to mention his voice is shit on fire. I mean, what is he suppose to do - shit on Opie and try to make it on his own? Right.

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Ant knows what Opies daughter looks like, he's seen all the Jackass movies.

What? How did they start talking about Shelly's daughters?

Oh snap!

Fez needs to come back for one day and play "armchair psychologist" over this audio. It would be the greatest retribution ever.

The Advice Show!

"The Advice Show, da da da da da da"

I would take everything back if Opie apologizes and gets some therapy....for his back cuz he got big tittties!

Hi-yoooooooo!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6vY2Lmfq54

[-] Lamech606 15 points 5 hours ago You need an accomplice who is willing to risk getting caught...

[-] Jaybleezie 10 points 2 hours ago He needs to be a very fast runner also

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for anyone not listening, it's literally the same vague shit Ant created the video to disprove. that's it. you already know the script.

He's repeating shit as though he didn't listen to the entirety of TACS yesterday. Ant already rebutted everything he's said.

He said he didn't listen at all. His friends gave him 'bulletpoints'.

Hasn't it been well established even by him that he doesn't have friends...

That's how the philly crew does it!

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Terry Clifford has to be loving this

"She's a good person brah!"

"Oh, ho-ho-ho-ho. Gregshells!"

Oh, Jeremy!

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"I can't speak for ant, but when you shit on someones girlfriend, that's humiliating shit." - Jim

I'm so proud of the little boy today

"I hugged it out with her" lol, fuck off opie

Real people don't hug things out...this doesn't seem exactly true.

"ANT'S MESSIN' WITH MY BROTHER'S LIVELIHOOD!" - Opie DeRosa

Was that really said?

Brett's "livelihood" was brought up, yes.

Ugh. What a fucking victim. I was gonna say nigger victim, but I'm just so happy Opie is getting what he deserves, I'm not racist anymore.

What will my hacky guests say?

He might've said "livelihood" even more than he said "in the end" and "literally."

'I've been getting beat up for the last 9 months, undeservedly'

No opie, you fucking deserved it you pathetic cunt.

Opie drew first blood with his subtle jabs and passive-aggressive bullshit, not to mention his outright LYING.

He's like Howard Stern. Some sheltered, spoiled fuck who's probably been showered with praise all his life, and tucks and runs when something different is said.

What a cunt, "Ant manipulated people behind my back"

Do you smell that? Smells like bullshit.

Does he honestly think that drunk degenerate has the people skills to manipulate adult males (teen girls are a different story)?

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He is all-in with the paranoia!

He's 100% delusional, he honestly probably believes that.

Rupert Pupkins Jr. must really believe that.

That's just straight up paranoia. If we're being honest, Ant doesn't care enough to do that kinda thing. He never has, he's not that kind of person.

I would love to hear Opie even TRY to back this up.

Yea, he manipulated his way right out of a job.

"Yes I'm a tough boss, I have to get a lot of shit done". Christ what a delusional egomaniac.

yeah get shit done with his four hour work day with ZERO show prep.

He's Todd.

Jimmy: "there should have been a tidal wave of support coming from us"

Holy shit, what show have I devoted my time to for the past 14 years!?

This is exactly what I was just wondering

I feel like I should have known this is where it would lead to, like karma for all the laugh tracks and shitting on people.

Well said.

If Opie starts to "Lock up" and spontaneously cry in each episode I might be all in!

Maybe a Ron and Opie Show wouldn't be so bad if Ron could still the puppet master and make Opie breakdown like this like he did with Fez. It'd be payback for all the lies he told about Ant. The salt would be even more real if he managed to do regular appearances on TACS.

The fez void must be filled by someone on SiriusXM

brilliant

Now the blueberry............

Jimmy and E-Rock are talking to Op the same way you talk to a child when you need to explain to them they can't get their own way

Or a mental patient who is off his meds.

"I guess I'm a company man cause I'm happy when the company I work for is happy"

Ya that's what o&a stood for originally.

Opie wants to be Stern so bad. From the manufactured drama with "the suits" and the contract hold outs, all the way to do a watered down broader show as he gets older. At least Howard waited until he was 80.

Opie is the guy who has never been happy or grateful of where he's at, Ant explained that yesterday, and we've all heard it over the years. He always thinks he's being fucked over by the company, thinks he deserves more, constantly bitches about the incompetency of management. This was all when the show was actually good. Now that it fucking blows wang? "MANAGEMENT LOVES THE SHOW, 20,000 NEW SUBS". What a desperate, hypocritical cunt.

The Opie and Anthony Show: Sucking Management's Collective Cock Since 1994

Oh wait... That wasn't it. No that's right Tits was just saying at their unmast with Ronnie B that they meant to get fired from WAAF because management sucks.

unmast

Sometimes I think Ronnie is incapable of saying the letter K at the end of a word.

By the end of June hell be playing the biggest hits from the 80s, 90s, and today.

ME: Seriously we're going to go tit for tat, really?

Well we all know who wins that competition.

Tits for TACS

*tits for tacs

tits vs anthony or sumthin

Opie just verified a story that Danny told on twitter a while back about Ant accidently texting an insult to Opie. As much as I hate Danny his inside info posted on twitter seems legit. He said Opie was the most insufferable cunt there and everyone on staff hated him.

I remember seeing that and just like with the 13Euclid post, so much of what Danny says now is much more believable to me. I bet the rest of the staff still hates Opie but they don't wanna admit it to his face until they leave the show.

Maybe this was the anger that Patrice used to talk about that he saw in Danny. For a long time Patrice would say Danny's upset about something and it was fuckin with him.

Fuck! Yeah I remember that. Thanks for connecting the dots, so many threads.

I hate Danny more than Opie

I was 18 years old in Geneseo, NY with dreams of being a radio broadcaster...

Well? What happened?

SNIFF... I thank God those dreams came true! PERIOD burrrrp

I didn't even listen yesterday.

Then how did you know to post the bridge video the exact moment Ant's show ended?

This is the script opie follows for everything that's critical of him. He didn't watch/see/hear about it, but he somehow knows everything about it anyway.

Opie didn't have a clear understanding about "Gregshells". It's definitely true he didn't watch the show. Who gave him the transcript? Do we blame the messenger or Opie for misinformation? I hope the current staff didn't have the awkward job of preparing the transcript. Imagine the nervousness!

OPIE SAID GREGSHELLS!

Opie to jimmy, "why did you stay" Jimmy: "because I like performing, I got 10% raise, Didn't feel good about driving to long island everyday"

lol, he wanted jim to say "for you" so badly, that's the only reason he asked

Ha yeah, he pretty much said I stayed for money, and logistical difficulties.

there isn't a cunt on earth that is that delusional.

And then kiss

*kith

kith? Is someone having a Hampton's Howie lisp?

Paycheck confirmed

First time I've listened since Anthony's firing. He's stammering like a fucking retard. Jesus. He's worse than my fucking stuttering coke dealer.

It is amazing that who brought the real broadcasting talent could ever be questioned, you can type out Anthony's speech verbatim and it's in complete sentences, he doesn't struggle to line up thoughts, and there's a focus and logical progression to everything he says. When he did that AMA he just dictated all his answers to questions while Rat typed them out live, and the typed answers were actually slightly sloppier than what he was actually dictating.

Or worse, a coke fiend.

"There were a ton of low blows"

...in a show that, remember, HE DIDN'T LISTEN TO

But there weren't even any low blows. Low blows would be going after his family, his wife and kids and parents. Anthony did none of those things. He did not rise to the bait on the Bam Margera or the torpid sloth comments yesterday. What he did was talk about his issues with Opie, at work and outside of work. Not a low blow at all. The closest thing to a low blow in this situation is Opie talking about Ants drinking.

That was kinda my (very inartfully communicated) point... He claims he didn't listen, but also claims there were low blows, Op's a liar because it can't be both. If he listened, he'd know there weren't. He claims he didn't listen, but is also talking about it like he knows what was said.

600+ comments of hate, all directed at Opie in an O&A forum. The most active thread since July 4th. Period.

and the TACS thread yesterday had over a thousand comments

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We're a patriotic bunch of folks which is why the activity on July 4th is so impressive...

It's funny thinking about Jim and Ant secretly texting each other about how stupid and annoying Opie is during the show.

"It's funny thinking about Jim and Ant secretly texting each other about how stupid and annoying Opie is during the show."

Maybe Opie isn't really a texting guy, seems more of a give-you-a-mixtape sort of guy..

OH BOY. Jimmy confirms greggshells.

He went to a place I never thought he'd go to?

Man he sounds like fez

FEZ IS BACK!

Almost posted this. Except I actually like Fez.

Have an upvote cousin

Thanks, buddy. SPORTAYYYYYYY.

What's up cousin buddayyssss

SPOUTY, GET UP HERE, PEOPLE ON DA INTERNET ARE TALKING ABOUT YOU. SPOUTY!

Everyone likes Fez.

I sincerely hope none of you are turned by his crying. He's crying about his martyrdom and how much good shit he did

True, he's still a cunt.

He couldn't even keep up the facade. For a split second I thought he was crying over the broken relationship, but he couldn't even keep up that front and made it about himself again and all of the hate he "didn't deserve"

"I LEARNED IT FROM YOU, OK DAD!"

Opies tears are blood in the water

Not turned by the crying, just turned on.

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This sub can't be turned. It has its own momentum now. An unstoppable vector of pure hate

Jimmy: "Id rather you two did this on the radio"

Holy fuck hahaha Ant messaged opie by accident. Brilliant

Saying "the cunt cant even look at me" Opies thinks the text was meant for jimmy!!

Context? Like right now during the show?

Nah, he was referring to a passed incident where Anthony messaged Opie saying "The little cunt won't even look at me"

Notice how Anthony's side was very calm and reasonable whereas Ope's is emotional and personal.

No, I missed that part.

Anthony's had elements of humor in it too.

anthony the destroyer

Mike Rowe is used to diving into shit, but even he wasn't prepared for this level of bullshit

"Wait a second... You mean that you get up early in the morning every day and dive head first into this pile of Salty mammary glands for four hours?" looks at camera incredulously

Hahahaha.

Who didn't see this coming?

ME: (fake crying ends) So what the hell do we do now?

Jimmy: We could take some callers. Everybody wants to talk about this...

ME: Yeah, okay. Let's go to break first, we'll be right back.

[goes to break]

[break ends]

ME: (sniff) So, anybody hear about this Ronda Rousey thing?

God dammit I need the replay.

I'm surprised Opie didn't suggest that they discuss this off-air over a beer.

"Most people say it was the best wedding they've ever been to."

Yuck

That's right up there with "I'm a businessman".

No, it's far worse, actually.

Did Anthony criticize his wedding yesterday? It seems like an odd thing to just bring up.

Not that I heard.

I'm listening to it now. He was talking about Ant being a scum bag and that he left Opie's wedding for the Borgata part way through

Lol the lil cunt the won't even look at me, Anthony fucking rules

That's funny as shit. Opie was acting like a little girl

SOBBBBOOOO

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That's the...SNIFF... bit

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Fuck Joe Derosa. Why would Melissa be in there?

People that don't like Anthony

Only people that hate themselves don't like Anthony.

Melissa + Ant just hung out during the LA trip.

They may be alright with each other now but they weren't getting along well when 'im 'av a naughty bwoy phone and a good bwoy phone.

Also their break up wasn't too clean

Yeah, but who's alright with their ex after getting caught cheating/general breakups?

Besides maybe Jimmy and his 'enlightened' degenerate relationships. "we had to break up because I felt like I was going to get a kitchen knife and stab her to death.... but we're besties now" smh

BE MORE FUNNY!

If Jimmy hit that drop I would piss myself.

Please Jimmy. Please.

He's pulling the mental health card? Didn't he always say how he can't stand people with mental illness, they're selfish,etc?

The man who for years blasted Fez for his issues.

Isn't that to be expected with Gregg "double talk" Hughes? Of course everyone else with a mental illness is selfish and unbearable but he's just a treat to be around.

Good Lord. Like someone said, he's grasping it straws. And in exchange, he's further shitting on everything he stood against. No matter how everyone tries to spin it, this is everything that Opie railed against, with Ant and Jim (or Louie C.K.) making dead baby/retard jokes in the background.

He signed at 5:59AM for the same amount of money he was always going to get. Yeah, what a shrewd negotiator.

he wanted those fat cats in corporate to know The Destroyer meant business.

After the deal he makes a discreet call to the New York Times, "Opie Hughes loves Anacott Steel."

hahaha this sub is on fire today

Fucking yuck.

How anybody can defend Opie after all this is beyond me. He is EVERYTHING he has hated on in the past. EVERYTHING. All lies. All bullshit. What a fucking mess of a human being.

He's Human Mess?

It's pretty armchair psychologist but you usually attack the things in other people you hate about yourself, weird he's not punched a women with Double D's yet.

How can anyone defend him? Meet napukapu. Hell, there's a douchebag who obviously didn't listen to the clip of Corporate Cunt attacking Fez and saying how we're jealous of his wealth.

These douches must've came from the same ass-licking pit that Stern gets his fans from. Say one thing wrong, and you get the stalker.

Look for someone named Captain Shock.Shock or whatever. That guy is a Stern bootlicker of the most pathetic variety.

Holy Christ this is nothing but one Victim card after another. HE'S GOT A WHOLE DECK OF THEM!

Opie: anyone wanna stand up for me?

The whole world collectively: crickets

So glad to see we immediately have a new Fez

Hey maybe Opie will go silent for a few years and Jimmy can just have his own show.

Narcissists can cry on command to get their own way.. Snaps is fake as fuck.

"Snaps" LUL

Snaps! I love it. Snapshells

Now we're calling him names?

Where have you been for the last 9 months? Snaps/Jugs Johnson/Tits McGillacutty/Preying Mantis..etc being called names isn't new.

Just realized, he didn't address why he called Ant human garbage.

Nothing he has could justify it. He was just insulting Anthony because he had nothing to refute what Anthony said.

Oh I understand why he did it. I was curious to hear him try and explain how that was someone else's fault.

I think everything he said addressed this better than if he'd actually said anything about it.

It's clear that in his world everyone else is responsible and this is just Ant trying to tear down everything he's created.

Not at all the friendly chit chat about differences we were led to believe.

Because Ant said something true about him that he couldn't counter.

Does this motherfucker think we never heard the show before today? He is delusional. and I'm mad at myself for getting this free trial.

'Yeah but so did yours Jimmy'

He just can't accept ANY blame. Fucking pathetic loser.

I heard that coming before he said it. Deflecting is the most annoying fucking habit.

Haha Anthony is fucking hilarious... Who did he say the "little cunt won't look at me" text was for?

He didn't. Shelly assumed it was to Jimmy, so he was mad at Jimmy too...

"shelly" lmao

Thanks bro

Oh nvm, he answered

To the level people take it is just ridiculous? I guess he is now seeing what those poor morning show hosts who were getting Jocktobered felt.

Anthony's has never seen my house. Wahhhhh. He's never met my daughter either. Wahhhhhhhh

He'll meet his daughter in 17 years.

*15

*10

Yay Shuuurre

I sleep very well at night / I only got an hour of sleep last night

The list of contradictions this last hour is longer than Vos's list of mispronunciations.

The real topper for this would be for Mike Rowe to walk into the studio unannounced, stuff his cock in Opie's mouth, plug his gigs real quick, and then say "thanks for holding that for me, you weepy cunt" before leaving the studio.

Uploading to YouTube now

Sir, can you give us a link when its completed?

Thank you for your service.

where might i find it?

I heard that human garbage line too. Really weird. Perhaps someone on the staff fucking with everyone? Btw it was Jack Nicklaus(the golfer) not Jack Nicholson, Opie just mispronounced it of course.

ME: "That was the bit to say the golfer you fucking hater. I don't make mistakes."

Anthony, Opie and Jim will open the show together ending the greatest radio bit evaaaarrr....

Special guest, Andy Kaufman.

Fawwwkkkk yehhhhh dvvv dvvvvv

WalkingOnGreggshells

If ecstasy of gold starts playing I will shit myself.

That would have been pretty tits, I have to admit.

I'll clean you up.

I know it won't happen, but WOW that would be amazing.

Opie.. out of the gates being a textbook paranoid narcissist, "I knew he hated me, I'M A VICTIM GUISE!!!"

LOL Jimmy explained Greggshells, "Your mood dictates the room".

His reply......'Yeah but so did yours Jimmy'

Fucking pathetic cunt loser dickhead.

Typical Narcissistic personality disorder deflection.

Jimmy's the one who didn't actually explain it.

I hope Sam dies.

That's old news, focus on Opie breaking down.

Reminder, these same guys have played laughing sound effects over other people crying on TV.

And not to mention their own fans calling in crying about how much listening helped them gdial tone

Ant- Oh fuck hahaha oh my god

FEZ TRANSFORMATION COMPLETE

Opie was a young boy when he left Dayton, Ohio with dreams to be a radio host...........

With two big tits...

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Look what youve done to #greggshells /u/anthonycumiashow, NO, seriously, look what youve done, because this is FAWKIN HILAREEOUS

DVVV DVVV DVVVV

Ant was not happy when Jimmy came aboard? I'm sure Ant will have something to say about that today.

I guarantee Ant will be civil like yesterday. We expected a nuclear bomb to go off, but didn't.

Then again, something is bound to snap, and Ant might go back to his early 40's, don't-give-a-fuck ways.

What?

"above all else......real."

He still doesn't understand the five year contract deal offering them more money towards the end of each contract. Dumb. Fuck.

"I hope people can follow this" Mate, you can barely understand it. Fucking cunt.

Mate? Ay, nai, that's terrible!

THE RACE CARD!!!!! HE WENT THERE!

I was happy if Ant never meets my daughter

I think every guy would be happy if Ant never met their daughter.

There's alot of fathers who would share that sentiment in opies defense

Ant will meat opie's daughter one day

High five to all called the "To be honest I didn't even watch it I have guys who tell me things" angle

Opie is more predictable than a highschool chick.

Jimmy "Your the boss"

Jim said that in the epic 2004 fight as well.

"Okay, boss." "I am the boss." "Sure, you're the boss." "Hey, Jim. Remember I told you when you started... the guys who last in this business are the guys who fly straight. Low-key, quiet. And the guys who step on Greggshells... they don't last."

ME: DID I ? FUCK FACE

holy bullshit, batman.

and Jimmy just co-signed what ant said about sloths moods casting a piss mist.

Did someone mention sloths? Here's a random fact!

Both Two-toed and Three-toed sloths grow to 1.5 to 2 feet long.

"Piss mist" just made me spit coffee.

Greggshells is leaking!

I'm all in with the new crying bit

'Do what you want social media'

Mate, if you had a shred of self-awareness we MIGHT consider being nicer. Fucking loser just admit that you were the problem.

but he DID you see, he admits he doesn't know how to talk to Ant, which he then explains is actually Ant's fault for Opie not knowing how to talk to him.

He's not capable, He thinks him getting emotional proves he's in the right.

Like you said, if he came out and showed a shred of humility or was slightly self deprecating, it would take the wind out of the sails of many "haters".

He won't. Hasn't, doesn't, and never will. We've all been cunts and certain people hate us for it. It's part of life. You silently address it in your own mind and try your best to change. Not this guy. And that's exactly why people are so abrasive towards him.

Fez probably has a smug grin in his sisters basement right now

He was the domino that smashed Greggshells. It's poetic when you think about it.

Fez finally delivered

Fez dealt the killing blow.

He definitely went from sad frog to smug Pepe

Opie has the "just had a good cry and feel happy again voice".

That was seriously the gayest 15 seconds that have ever happened. I'm going to be jerking off to the clip of that for years.

having 5 year deals rather than 2 year deals is a little something called JOB SECURITY you stupid lying piece of shit.

Opie sounds very butthurt about not being pals with Ant. "He hasn't met my kids. He hasn't been to my apartment. He only went to my wedding for half a day!"

I don't think he's ever had real friends before. Ant seemed like the closest he ever had and that's why he's so butthurt about this.

Pissy-eyed Opie

You can act like a man!!! whats the matter with you!??

What the fuck do these assholes have an agent for if Opie is the one doing all of this negotiating?

fucking LOL. if so they should've fired Bob Eatman a long time ago.

I gotta admit I thought all of the bitching around here over the last year was worthless but you guys actually did it. The bullying finally made Opie breakdown. Yes it was Anthony's show yesterday but that only happened in the first place because of #Greggshells. So what's next?

Make Sam kill himself?

Hear, hear!

How about we turn Sam around to Ant's side.

Are we cyberbullies?

Crying and then admitting he's sexually inadequate. Today was a good day.

Sam won't repeat what Opie said in the tweet. It's sort of weird. He won't say human garbage.

He just said this isn't a 'no turning back moment.' Lolololololololol.

Opie fake crying to try and garner sympathy is fucking pathetic

Him and Pepper Hicks p4p fakest cryers in the game.

I think he's actually crying. He's an emotionally fragile guy.

Fragile he is. But he is also playing his card.

Opie's doing that thing kids do when they cry around friends, laugh at the dumbest shit to try and laugh away the tears.

Laugh your tears away, fucking retard brain

"Frew yoah teahs"

My favourite in-show reference.

Me too, though I don't know what it's from. Help me out!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGD0wTqvctI

32:47

ME: THANKKKK YOUUUUUUUUU! I ACTUALLY KNEW IT ALL ALONG

I bet if Anthony Cumia was there, he would say something funny right now. I guess we'll never know.

Callers are fucking idiots.

the one asking about roland's wisconsin shirt was particularly brutal. it's possible that Opie actually does have fans, they're the fucking dullards of the audience.

And they're on YouTube.

Are they plants?

They have to be, otherwise every call would be battle related.

Plants don't use phones, dummy.

SNOWAYYYYY

After shitting on Fez last week and getting called out Opie said Fez needs to take the joke cause it's just good radio in the end.

Surely he will use this same logic after those light hearted jabs from Ant...

Opie "For some reason Ant wont just let me move on with my career which is just super freaky to me"

"I knew Ant hated me immensely, I've known for years he's manipulated people behind the scenes to hate me immensely

What a fucking idiot.

I want to see Opie crash and burn more than I want air and water.

Cumia on the rise!

THIS ALL STARTED BECAUSE HIS TWEET FUCKER

I've heard this shit from other textbook narcissists before. Dopie's not fooling anyone. Ant was about as honest as he could be and you could tell and his explanations made much more sense than Dopie's passive aggressive rubbish.

He made me dull on radio! It's all Ant not me!

Take some responsibility you HACK!

Add "paranoid" to his long list of fatal personality flaws.

Can he stop saying he wanted to have a beer with Ant? WE HEARD YOU!

ME: Nah, I don't think you did!!!

I literally detest everything about this towheaded cunt. There are absolutely no redeeming qualities about Opie - he's completely void of charisma. And fuck Jimmy for sitting there and saying nothing, spineless fuckin' sunfish.

15mins no jimmy.

Opie: "he never came to my house". hahahahahaha

"Never met my daughter" hhahahaha

Jimmy was right. Gregg argues like a fucking chick.

they stayed because what the fuck else were they supposed to do you cunt? Ant didn't have money to pay the whole fucking staff you misleading asshole. they thanked you because they'd be out of a job, unlike the sigh of relief they gave you after your last minute contract shit. you selfish, lying, misleading fuck.

Jimmy finally piping up. "Your mood dictates the mood of the room much more than others."

ME: sniff

No it doesn't!

The tension between with Jim and Opie is wonderful.

"Ant didn't want to hire Jimmy at the beginning"

ew, is he trying to pit anthony and jimmy against each other? it's pretty clear from the 5 sentences jim's said so far he's not really on opie's side.

That old divide and conquer shit.

"That divide and conquer shit will NEVER fuhhkin work on this show!"

It's like your mom saying "your dad didn't even want kids!" before the custody "battle" starts.

Could this possibly be true? Seems unimaginable.

Even if it was true in the beginning, its quite obvious that Ant got over it real quick as the two of them got along great

Just can't even fathom any of the rationale behind it. Ant is fairly renowned as one of those "don't care" guys...almost to a fault. Where if it wasn't directly effecting him he wouldn't really mind who was brought on board. Unless he felt he was being replaced.

"some kinda fuckin jewish holiday" -Gregg "social justice" Hughes

If he was texting Jimmy and Jimmy is being silent, then Jimmy is also a little cunt

Mark it down in the history books. This is without a doubt the only time I would ever be happy for Florentine to Kramer slide into the studio calling various people four years old to interrupt this embarrassing display of sniffle-gulp radio.

sniffle-gulp radio.

LOL! #SniffleGulpRaqio

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Sams thoughts: "I don't think this war is different to other fights they had off the air"

"I don't know where Opie's head is regarding this"

When Jim pointed out how Ant didn't bury Opie for his lack of talent, Ant never needed to point that out b/c anyone who ever listened to the show would've already known that.

That's the thing - Ant did not insult Opie at any point last night. He didn't need to.

He's doing that thing that psychopathic women do. Deflecting any and all blame and then claiming he has a mental disorder to garner sympathy and look like a victim.

sooo, melinda = yoko? c'mon opie! eyeroll

Remember: Opie did NOT listen to or watch Anthony's comments made yesterday.

Sam is like Wormtongue from Lord of the Rings.

this is the greatest thing i've ever heard

As long as Opie is Saruman I'm fine with that

Jim should be honest. Being on SXM exposes him to more new people that can potentially come to his shows. Its better for his career. And i dont really blame him for it.

Think of how many other comedians aren't on the radio every day and have better careers.

He's comfortable and doesn't have to really reach above and beyond or strive to get better. Even if comedy isn't working for him so well, he can still put on a fake smile for Ol' Jiggly Tits and get paid buckets of money

And Sam's ball-licking commences...

Another predictable development. Gee, I wonder if Denny is gonna come in soon so that Opie can release all that pent up anger on him.

Please /u/anthonycumiashow/, play these crying clips on your show and add the laughing/be more funny sound clips over it. Or better yet, have Fez come on today and do it!!

Ant's above that, and besides, he has actual opinions and ideas to convey, he doesn't rely on the board to make the joke for him.

"PERIOD. Manipulating the haters."

I don't know what else I was expecting...

Jimmy listened last night Opie didn't, now jimmy has to keep correcting Opie on what Ant said.

Haha, ok, I do remember hearing that Ant accidentally texted Opie some shit.

what did it say?

"I was seeding all weekend" so opie is on the torrents huh? he meant seething lol

Huh? I thought Bam did the seeding...

Did a lot behind the scenes. Be a PD then, cuntlips

or an agent b/c apparently they don't even have one if Opie's the one doing all the contract negotiating.

Jim is clearly annoyed with Opie. Jimmy mentioning Opies mood is huge considering the greggshells. Opie keeps trying to goad him into saying something but he wont. The staff wont say anything despite Opie asking over and over. That speaks volumes.

Ok so he showed up to your wedding and you bitch because he didn't stay for 3 days? Who are you the fucking Sultan of Brunai??

Wedding gift?????? Gregg is a woman. A female.

I literally couldn't even tell you what I got for my wedding 7 years ago, or who gave it to me.

This is amazing. He just keeps regurgitating the same lies he's been spewing for the last year. The same vagaries, the same made up stories, the victim mentality, all of it. He literally has zero self awareness. It's obvious he doesn't want Ant on the air with him because he knows he'll just call him on his bullshit. Anthony doesn't even need to respond to this, Jimmy's silence is telling.

I don't need to look up "irritable depression" because I know what words are already, fucking idiot.

These small digs have got to be my favorite.

Haha I loved how he used "irritable depression" like its some kind of accepted medical condition. IT JUST MEANS YOURE A MEAN GROUCHY ASSHOLE

Jimmy thinks Opie should have went on Ants show. Thinks it would have been good public show of support.

Im not crying

PERIOD

EXCLUSIVE:
Opie and Anthony after the show prior to Anthony breaking his marriage vows:
Imgur

Still waiting for Fez to rip off his Opie mask for the big reveal "It was me all along!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNgxyL5zEAk

It's me! Fezzie!! Tada!

For the love of Christ I hope someone uploads this break asap for cubicle dullards like me

It is unbearable, cringey and rage inducing. You're going to love it.

Cannot wait

That should be the show motto.

I'm gonna get that S.O.B to comment on Fez if I have to call 1,000 times. Crybaby bully hypocrite.

Opie With Jim Norton - Opie Responds to Anthony (04/07/2015) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kabwcDzbBD4

Timestamp on the crying?

About 1:14:30

Takes a bit to get rolling, he pauses for a while.

Not sure, the whole thing is funny, Hopefully i can get someone to timestamp everything.

Alright. I wanted to listen to Opie as little as possible, but I'll check it out. Thank you for your service.

he was sniffing/on the brink for most of it. Actual crying later on.

Good for Jimmy suggesting that they should settle it on radio.

There would be no accountability if they met in private, Greggshells was a twat and then they go back to their respective microphones with their own stories. On air, the listeners would hold him accountable to his bullshit.

I've never been happier in my life to hear a grown man cry

He's actually crying? Like real tears? I can't wait to hear this shit.

grown woman*

Grown tits**

I've been listening since 97. This is the first time I've ever felt uncomfortable listening.

My favorite most uncomfortable part was toward the end when Op asked/prodded Jim into agreeing that they have good chemistry and like doing the show together. "We have good chemistry, right Jimmy?"

You beat me by about a year. The fight between the both of them on air is the only thing I have not been able to relisten to. I'm sad.

What about since the new contract?

I've felt bored since the new contract. Aggravated. A little disgusted at times, but never uncomfortable. I stopped paying the day Ant got fired but I keep getting the free 30-day sub, and listen out of habit more than anything.

My first day as a lawyer was their first day on XM; the show is (was) an important part of my commute. That's probably too much unnecessary info, but it really is the reason this dumb show is still on my radio

This is unbelievable. How could he ever do jocktober again after this?

Opies calling Ant passive aggressive!!!

That's so passive agressive of him.

Don't help him out Mars you fuck.

And don't force Mars like that Opie you fuck.

Ant had KTC chipping in.

wassat etc

Hes in fucking tears I think.

He went to a place yesterday I never expected him to go

"Human garbage" is what you called him.

yeah of course he won't bring that up

Jim - "I say we take calls" Opie - "Okay, lets go to break"

866-969-1969 - When they get back.

"E-rock, make sure you screen the calls & only supporters get through. And oh, get Chuck on the line, I'm gonna need my guys today"

Heavily screened calls. I hope some of you guys got through.

Put on your acting shoes. Sam reads this shit so keep that in mind. Greggshell minefield.

Yeah he'll need affirming calls to prop up his ego. They're probably screening hard now and cherry picking

My wife called with a relevant cover. Got rejected.

I almost hope Opie comes in and just tries to do a regular show after his man hood was completely shit on yesterday.

Listening to Gregg step on his own shells all morning would be unbearably cringy.

Dear God who art in heaven, please let this happen.

He'll come into the show and do it regularly, but he'll do it wearing a dress.

With the way he's just been emasculated.

"I hugged it out with her"

It's not about her. IT's that you'd treat someone's gf like that, it's an insult to Ant. she's being insulted but it's more an insult to Ant because you were supposedly friends.

Op's on his period today.

Period

This tampon is ALL IN

ME: I gotta be honest, I didn't listen to the audio. I got people for that.

ME: Trust me I got your message loud and clear yesterday.

No you obviously didn't fool.

How could he, if he just "had someone give him bullet points"? If that's true (which it's obviously not), it makes Opie look so much worse because he didn't even give his partner of 20 years two hours to see the context of Ant's comments. Sure sounds like the kind of guy who would put in all the work behind the scenes.

aggressively snaps fingers at interns

"When me and Ant started we couldn't get enough of each other"

nice gay undertones today.

Literally Fez.

Rude and Rude

"I wish I knew how to quit Sirius!"

I think Op was more attracted to Ant than Fez was to Ron.

Fez got the ball rolling with all of this. All praise to Fez.

Don't get me wrong, Fez should have a fucking statue built for him. But he did love Ron romantically, and Op seems to have surpassed him in that respect with his love for Ant.

No coming back from this. How the fuck can Tits continue this show with these people now?

Greggie-"You guys have anything to add "?...

E-Rock- Faggggs! Throws mic down. Free Willy dives back into the sea..

Fez conquers the world, Ronnie toasts him in the moonlight.

Now who's crying Gregshells?

Party at the moontowerrrr

"Free Willy dives back into the sea.. " of all the great shit in this thread, this made me take the time to actually click the upvote

Way to make Opie feel better: Talk about his favourite thing. Management and where the poooo comes out

Opie is giggling like a little girl. And "OMG I'm crying again, but in a good way." Holy shit this guy is basically laugh sobbing he's full of estrogen

Jamie Foxx got in trouble for making jokes about that community.

sniff I'm not gunna lie to yuh. A lot of people said it's the BEST wedding they've ever been to. Periuhd. sniff In the end, I'm sentimental. I'm a businessman. I'm smart. But I never got a wedding gift from the guy, in the end. Periuhd. FLORENTINE IT'S BEEN TOO LONG BROTHER!! You like me in the end, right? sniff

After listening, I kinda feel bad for Opie. I try to think of some of my good buddies growing up that I lost touch with as I got older, and then I overhear a 2 hour conversation of him completely destroying my character, and everything about me. Gotta hurt and it's a lot bigger than them squabbling about what happened in July and who did or said what.

I feel for him when he says the guy never in 8 years stopped by his house, never met his kids, ditched out of his wedding, etc. And I'm a guy who lives like Ant. I'm a hermit and I don't want to be BOTHERED with anyone. If I'm not going on a vacation or some kind of getaway I planned in advance, I don't wanna talk on the phone to people, I don't want to come over for beers, I don't want to go to your kids christening or birthday parties, I don't wanna see your new house, I don't want to do ANYTHING. It's just me. But sometimes you gotta suck it up when it comes to your co-workers or buddies, and it seems like Ant never made an attempt to do ANYTHING with or for Opie and that was a major dent in their friendship and I see where Opie is coming from and why he's so hurt.

That said, I see where Ant is coming from on his side. What Opie did to his woman after his marriage ended and his wife was no longer in the picture.....that's a deal breaker. Imo, if he was as nasty as it seemed, it should have been dealt with back in fucking 2000 like men, but it wasn't and that and the rest of the Greggshell shit......sounds like it all started and festered from that.

Like everyone else, I've been waiting for this showdown, and now that it's here.....it's shitty.

Came here to say I had the same exact thoughts.

They should had said something to one another but they did not and it got all build up.

It is a shame to see a 20 year old relationship go down like this.

Me personally I was hoping for a smackdown that would lead to both of them talking about what bothered them and understand each other's behavior all these years and then walk away with bro love and a deeper understanding for one another.

Their relationship is now a wasteland and you are still a faggot :(

I feel kinda bad for Opie, the guy clearly really missed having a friend in Anthony.

I feel bad too, but the reality is that it's just as much Opie's fault as it is Anthony's. Perhaps even more Opie's fault. I hope that's what Opie was crying about - realizing that he is the cause of most of the bad blood surrounding this show. Doubt it though.

No one said anything about fault here.

Great deflection, Sam

that should be the permanent new name of his show.

sam is a slippery chameleon fuck. I'm tired of double meanings, say what you feel you fucker.

Anthony will not let me go on with my career and life? Poor Opie.

Ant has never been to my house. SO WHAT? Shut up about your kids.

WHAT THE FUCK YOUR KIDS HAVE ANYTHING TO FUCKING DO WITH IT?

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"I didn't even listen yesterday" Jesus Christ, you guys really called it, he has NOTHING.

The fact you're saying "Greggshells" doesn't bother you Opie pretty much demonstrates how much it actually bothers you.

Opie mentions Greggshells!

He'd rather people talk about Bam instead of greggshells. Of course he would. That one hurts him more because it's so true.

Wait a minute, did he mention bam? CHRIST I can't wait to listen to Shelly.

Just that we (the internet) have said "horrible things about my family" that aren't true. Later he said something like, "I know it's bullshit, my family [how he referred to Lynsi] knows it's bullshit".

The Bam thing is true as well, he just enjoys being the prepper in that situation so it doesn't bother him as much.

Opie has some serious problems.

I love Jimmy, but he's fucking being a bitch right now.

Jim steps up a little ...

Hes not doing too bad but he's being really careful.

Possibly walking on some shells?

Yeah its a phrase Ive coined "walking on Greggshells", not bad right?

I like your style

It's ok everyone. The funny MOFOS is out now.

Oh, thank god!

If was gonna catch the Better Call Saul finale but that will have to wait.

Ant turned the fanbase on you? The fanbase turned on you when we realized how talentless and replaceable you are.

I wish Fez was still on the air.

He held it in until now, knowing Fezzy wouldn't be able to hit back.

Did he not laughter at fez for crying?

he such a BITCH dude.

Grugg Hughes man, what the fuck is wrong with this guy

Like I said, Opie would beat the fuck out of Torpid Sloth. Then we'd be treated to Ant and Jim/Louie C.K. with their AIDS jokes that we all love.

i would have always thought jimmy of the 3 would be the one to kill himself.

now im thinking opie is definitely going to kill himself one day. jimmy still most likely will kill himself as well

We can only hope so, about the first part anyway.

Move on is now the new leave it alone.

Of all the dramatic things I have ever seen...

Posada knew about greggshells!

Wow this really made me lol

Roger Clemens is in George's box and is coming back!

You should see what's going on in the OpieRaqio studio!

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This is more compelling than Game of Thrones.

Reminds me of a certain wedding..red perhaps..

Opie wept

Sloth 11:35

Sloth fact: Much like humans, sloths are capable of being pissy-eyed twats.

When grown men starting crying, it just takes the fun out of it.

...aAPRHhelL FaAAlls

peckahs

Whats that?

So I tune into the channel with a free trial and holy fuck I forgot.. commercials. How did I listen to this garbage for months with commercial breaks tacked on. Fuck me this is going to be a long morning

If Jim doesn't tell the titman that calling ant "human garbage" was a bit much I'll be highly disappointed in their ugly stepchild

Sam was just asked if he was put in a bad spot during contract, says he on some level always knew he was gonna sign the contract, "has always had my back at Sirius."

That would be my thought too and something I've said before. In the end if a guy does the same thing over and over...but then eventually signs every single time...wouldn't you assume the outcome would be the same? Maybe that's just me.

Shitty thing to do regardless. Just fucking with peoples livelihood like that.

Oh yeah...I would never argue that it's not shitty. Just if it happened time after time then there would be no reason to think any differently.

Sam knows Opie is a spineless blowhard. Of course he knew he was going to re-sign every time. The guy has nowhere else to go.

This is the first show I'm listening to since the show after the firing. Thanks cumia

This conversation would be a lot better if Ant was in studio.

hoo hoo back me up Robin

Tell 'em, Fred.

This is so much worse than any Stern I've heard.

This is nearly the same shit they bashed Howard for. Torpid Sloth is probably a million times worse than Howard. I can't believe you can get worse than the guy who shat on an employee's wedding that he didn't even go to, or even cause a lawsuit that was a complete waste of the taxpayer's money.

Opie would never do this. Corporate Cunt? That's another story. Maybe Opie did some stuff, but you'd honestly never know, because what were the tells?

Ant never went to Opie's house when invited? Opie never fucking went to Ant's house when he invited him to do TACS.

But Long Island is so far. Meanwhile that spineless fucking liar would drive there 40 times a season when he had Islander tickets.

"The thing is I can do radio with anyone"

He is super pissed Ant missed a lot of days

sick of Ant's racism, what a fucking cunt!!!

It's more like he has to do radio with someone.

Say period again

"There was no chance of us continuing".. but you fought for him when he was fired. LIES, MR MANTITS.. LIES!!!

What a fucking liar. He tweeted literally the second the show ended, but says he wasn't listening.

THATTA BOY JIMMAY. Walk them greggshells

When Opie threw it to Mars and asked him if he felt threatened, it sounded like a hostage situation.

Were never going to hear the truth because of all the staff being held hostage.

"These are deep wounds that cut deep."

It's like listening to f*cking Zoolander.

But why shock jocks?

I was thinking someone should compile clips of him championing being open and honest on the air... but this is futile, Op will never be self aware.

AhPie iS tHE wiNNeR... APPPRILL FAAAAWWWLLLHHS

Gotta love Jim correcting him about not being scared. Jimmy is a worm but he will not be alpha-male'd.

This made me Lol, something very true of Jimmy, although he may be a spineless coward he will do everything in his power not to be publicly alpha maled

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I hope Jim isn't believing 90% of Opie's bullshit. If he is then God bless him.

It doesn't matter. He knows this is all horseshit. He's thinking what we're all thinking but he's too much of a pussboy to say anything.

Ol' Jimmy no balls is just gonna sit there the entire time not saying anything to upset Opie.

Of course he's not, he's trying to address a few things honestly, but he's walking on greggshells.

What a fucking pussy boy, Opie will always have the mentality of a child.

OPIE CONFIRMED FOR NEW FEZ

The fez and opie show. "One guy doesn't like tits and the other has them" *wacky horn

but Fez was funny when he spoke. plus he was likeable.

That's even an insult to Fez. Even he knows what it's like to lose a partner. If Ron and Opie does ever happen though, I'd love to see him slap Opie around a few times.

Ron and Opie will NEVER happen.

Let's hope not. I was just referring to that idiotic tweet Opie wrote about wanting to get Ron on his show. I can already imagine what that would be like.

Why does he keep saying 'I wish you nothing but the best?' He said he's human garbage.

Like last Friday. He called Fez a mental patient and then said he loves him and wishes him the best. Even Sam called him out on that one.

Who else plans on turning this shit show off as soon as he's done?

Jesus, no one wants to talk this asshole today, the silence is fucking DEAFENING

Absolutely is.

Fuck off Sam.

I thought Fez retired....FEZ IS BACK!!!!

Can I get into the big ass prize closet because Opie is crying?

I'm laughing my fucking ass off

This is making me way more happy than it should have.

Is this the first time in 9 months that O&J has been fucking hilarious?

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YES

Sam should be tarred and feathered. Mulatto faggot.

Opie 'Pissy Eyes' Hughes

So here's a TLDL

tfw radio partner gets a new gf

Opie is kill

I'm punching out. That was NOT at all anti-climactic, but this was the one and only O&J episode I've listened to since the day Ant got canned and the fact is, I want to keep it that way.

I'm trying to hang in there until Mike Rowe, but 100% with you on that. First show I've listened to since August. Quickly remembering why I quit listening.

Annnnnd I'm just gonna chalk the rest of this show up as unlistenable drivel

It's incredible that the balls of the show were Ant's alone. It's a total estrogen fest now.

Which is ironic, because Jimmy loves balls. Or something.

wife texts from car (she hardly every listens), says "I am listening to O&A now and Opie is crying?" Great. now she thinks I listen to some gay radio show with crying 50 year old men.

You do

loooool

Ron and Fez: noon to 3

Jim did not say ONE THING to back up Opie, very obvious Jim hates Opie too. The only times he even spoke were when he was sticking up for Ant, this is great listening to Opie squirm

Yimmy made it clear that he stayed because Sirius is more stable and he didnt want to drive 2 hours everyday. I think Opie was hoping Yimmy would say, "I stayed because I believe in you Greg!"

hahah exactly, Opie even desperately asked him "why DID you stay?" clearly hoping for Jim to back him up which he immediately didnt do

So has Opie ever taken any real shots at Anthony before this? Im trying to take a time out from yelling TITS and GREGGSHELLS!! and ask honestly. Ive heard both sides and like most things the truth is probably in between these 2 stories but alot of the things Opie was saying he was right about..same with Ant.

Don't know if he took any shots but one thing he kept saying that really got under Ant's skin was that they were both ready to move on. Ant has said repeatedly that is not true, he never wanted to leave. That probably also led to why Ant currently doesn't believe Opie did very much to save his job.

You're right but once Ant realized it he's still in the same spot..Ant says he's happier..Op says he's happier so why not just move on? They're both guys in their 50's(and they look much older) so why not just part ways amicably?

Because Opie keeps trying to put words in other people's mouths about what went on. Normally you can get past it, but when it's over airwaves and social media it gets old and you want to clear the air.

I'm curious to know what you think he said about Ant is true...considering it is well established that he is a liar, a narcissist, and a self-absorbed person I have very little faith in anything he says.

You might be right but I have no bias and take no sides. Genuinely bummed O&A are not around..but why didn't anyone go with Ant? With the subscriptions and advertising he could have provided a living for some staff. Why was the company so fast to boot Ant for things Ant had said on air? He's said alot worse on air honestly were there was no comedy involved. I've heard Opie and Jim promote Ant's show alot and he seems to be doing well so why the anger from Ant? Even if he though opie threw him under the bus he could go "Well fuck it..we had a good run..i have my own show and am bringing in good money"

Are you that stupid? You would leave a cushy easy job over a start up that nobody had any idea what it was gonna be or what kind of revenue it would generate? It had nothing to do with loyalty and everything to do with keeping a steady paycheck.

Except that people do it every day. I've done it and make alot more money for it. Jimmy needs a steady paycheck? He probably makes more doing stand up than from SXM

And that's why Jimmy is a sellout spineless ass.

I'm bias, I admit. However, I try to look at things objectively. People didn't go with Ant because it wasn't a paycheck. Pay and benefits are a huge driving factor. I don't blame Opie, Jimmy, or any of the staff for staying. I probably would have done the same thing. The company booted him because they're reactionary boobs, just like every other company. Opie mentions that management had serious problems with Ant, but when has Opie ever cared about management until now? Hell, he brags about it.

And I think you're misinterpreting Ant's show he did yesterday, he did admit all of those things. He brought up issues with Opie professionally and problems that he had with him working on the show. He never brought up being sad that Opie never came to his house. He didn't mention anything comparable to the wedding, the daughter, etc like Opie did. Opie just makes it impossible to feel bad for.

All good points but I guess my point is why even go there? It accomplishes nothing and they both seem happier to have been rid of each other. I think there's genuinely hurt personal feelings on both sides. Op kinda admits it..Ant will never admit it because he's sort of dead inside as we've seen from the emotional moments he hilariously avoids during the old O&A days

Well Opie brought it up after he took shots at Fez. I assume at that point, Ant was brought in and he just decided it was a good time to get it all out there. If not, the speculation was just going to continue.

Good point. Shitting on fez unnecessarily was kinda stupid

I know he was doing it for the goof, but I think he also remembers the Fez hypnosis show too which he never addressed before.

I guess people still feel safer with a big company, from a jobs standpoint.

Yes it's very clear to me now both have severe characters flaws. Both of them are extremely insecure and narcissistic. Not only Opie.

How do we get Fezzy on TACS to laugh at "Pissy Eyes" Hughes?

Is this what they played at Guantanamo Bay to extract info out of detainees?

Lmao he feels bad for Ant.

Lol ant body's hit the floor..... Opie opens with queen....💩

Better have a good supply a boudy beags.

I pray for the phones not to work. I want there to be so many fucking technical issues today. Please.

Is it impossible for Opie to be honest or back up anything with specifics? What a delusional jerkoff!

He's gone full Scorch.

"It's on Ant to get back here".. like it was on Troy to get back on air. OH NO, because you went to management and told them you wanted Troy back after a year. This cunt is so fucking hateable, it's astounding.

If he got to hold out on negotiations and fight management, he absolutely has the fucking clout to fight for his partner.

Of course he does. Opie doesn't want Ant back but his ego won't let him look like an asshole.. and he's a pathological liar.

Ant never talked when mics were off? YOU NEVER TALKED TO HIM EITHER when the mics were off you lying sack of shit!

Me me me me me me me me me me me me

Hahaha Anthony sounds like a riot, of course they'd rather be at the casino. Blaaaaaackjaaack

Sniff

No wedding gift? This is shit his wife told him while she was patting this pussies back

HE ALWAYS WANTED THE RADIO SHOW WITHOUT ME?!?!?

Holy crap

Everything Opie says is "misinterpreted" b/c he always changes his story on what he meant ALL THE FUCKING TIME.

When I was a child I used to do this. Some called it lying.

I know the company is happy

THAT'S THE FUCKING PROBLEM

"I enjoyed both sides but thank Opie for being open and honest on the air" - Whoever wrote this deserves a slow, painful death

I don't believe anyone said that.

That great comment comes from Samuel R. in New York.

Jimmy

Was this read on air, or was this a Tweet?

Sounds like one of Torpid Sloth's superfantards.

this faggot opie was "diagnosed" with irritable depression but he would always bust on Fez

Does anyone have the FH Riley tweets?

@AnthonyCumia I tried playing the O&A card @ FH Riley's.Seems the host says "There are people ahead of you 45 mins"

It appears the real tweet is gone

If that's it then good lord grow up Op.

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"it was convenient when he got fired" - what a fucking shithead

"I supported you from a distance" What the fuck does that even mean

Footsteps in the sand brothaman footsteps in the sand

"I hoped you'd do really well, so I never had to see you again."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJtf7R_oVaw

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Its the ramblings of a lunatic.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CB-2UGJW0AE82ux.jpg

When I made this a few hours ago, I didn't know he was gonna break down and cry, and then drop his famous catchphrase.

Opies crying again. About a man going poo poo

In some weird way it does make me kind of sad knowing O&A is officially dead and there was never a bit of friendship.

At the end even Ant shit on Opie, all of those YouTube clips are going to sound a lot different.

Thinking the same thing. Going to be hard to enjoy listening to Jocktober knowing that every line Opie says is a hypocritical lie.

Pretend it isn't the guy we're listening to right now.

Holy fuck I just caught up. I thought you cunts were exaggerating. WOW!!!!!

Wow Opie's never gone flacid while fucking a vagina. Impressive.

Eww listen to all this weird fake cheerfulness. So awkward.

Anthony mentioned it a couple times and Opie is endlessly pushing "We didn't talk off the air" which would be far more accurate and meaningful if their job wasn't talking to each other about their lives for over four hours a day, five days a week.

"Most people said it's the best wedding they've ever been to"

Way to go, Gregg! Good job :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgLU_Zlei44

They do look like they're havin fun.

I wonder why Ant would want to go to a casino?

It would've clearly been a hoot to stay there.

cringe worthy. "Jimmy stayed and had the time of his life."

shudder

Thanks mommy, can I have that hug now?

Very amusing that he actually believes everyone stayed because of HIM, not because of the security of the corporation versus the risk of starting a new podcast.

I think Jimmy hit on that fact, of course he was only speaking for himself but it's pretty much a given the rest of the staff was thinking the same thing.

I'll take The Psycho's "points" one by one:

1) his negotiation tactic speech. He just repeated himself defending his tactic. Never addressed what Anthony said about the 5 year back-loaded offers. Sticking to the idea that no long term deal had a raise in it.

2) Referenced the Anthony getting talked to about his attendance. Assuming this is in reference to the time Anthony talked about this on air, that may be over 5 years ago at this point. I think that goes back to the "Anthollini" years.

3) Race discussions. What "happund" to "totally uncensored"?

4) About Anthony not vocalizing his issues with Opie. What does he expect from a guy that stayed married 9 years after regretting it the first night?

5) Anthony is "human garbage" for not seeing Opie's house or kids. Does not address Anthony's point that you don't need a personal relationship to be professional. And totally avoids Anthony's point as to WHY he would want to avoid hanging out when not contractually obligated.

6) Show coming to an end based on the above points, the vast majority of which happened 5 or more years ago.

"Move on", very "Psycho/Destroyer" of his bad ass.

So one of them is lying about the contracts. I believe Anthony when he says the contracts were back loaded.

Opie wanted a personal relationship. Problem is, Anthony figured out what a cunt the guy was around 1999 so Opie has been holding this lack of a personal relationship with another man against Anthony this whole time.

Opie did mention that those longer contracts they had to hit certain numbers to get the extra back end money. I don't think he's lying about everything, but he does have a very twisted way at justifying some things in his head.

I'm ok with the point about not vocalizing the issues. Relationships, no matter the kind, are a two way street. If I'm working with someone and they have a problem, I want them to bring them up, its the best way to get it taken care of. However, I don't think Opie is approachable, and today just re-affirms that.

The race diatribes were getting fucking old. Don't try to turn that bullshit into some free speech, 'you guys are supposed to be real and uncensored dude!' Bullshit. It was unfunny, ideologically driven and fucking stupid.

That was a throw away softball point. The gems are in what Opie dodged which includes the above and the comedic paradox of 95-2014 management liking the show was doom, while now it is a positive.

What?

I don't understand how or why this would have a negative vote. Are some of you that fucking invested in your racism?

Opie didnt' cry out of self obsession, or selfishness or anything like that. He teared up because he remembered that he loves Anthony.

Nobody hates like family.

He just misses his buddy

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Ok... 50 minutes in... THIS IS WHY PEOPLE HAVE TURNED ON OPIE. He said earlier he fought for Anthony to keep his job yet 50 minutes into the clip...

Opie: I doubt I would have continued in October with Anthony. It was very continent when he was fired. Oh ok, here's my opportunity to move on from this... oh yes ABSOLUTELY, we all have opportunities in life. I didn't force him out, I didn't push him out.

That says everything you need to really know. Talks about trying do whatever it is to save Anthony's job then talks about seeing this opportunity to move on when he already in his mind wasn't thinking of continuing with Anthony.

That's where the "split the show" lie comes in, and why we haven't heard about it until recently. The evidence was mounting that he didn't do shit, until it finally clicked for him that he needed to modify the lie such that he fought for his job at Sirius even though it was obvious he didn't want to work with him anymore. Funny how there was no mention of that little aspect for 8 1/2 months.

Jimmy really called out opie on humiliating Ant and how people did walk on greggshells around Opie.

The preshow is beginning:

https://youtu.be/iPUmE-tne5U

1 greggshell mention on the show into the pre show, Ant referred to as the former host shit's going down today!

Sam is just saying fuck it and at least showing a hint of loyalty to Ant by playing real callers.

"Opie loves Fez".. he just constantly attacks him and couldn't post a single tweet wishing him the best, unlike every other member of O&J. Unaware Snaps strikes again.

Who's Unaware Snaps?

Pretty sure that's self explanatory.

thank goodness for the free link, I can't imagine paying for this crappy show

Fuck Opie

Queen - You're my best friend? Wow.

aww that must mean they've made up

Fawkin buried that cock suckah. Good one Ope'

Getting topical.

With the titman.

First time I've listened live since they were on K Rock. About to hit this bong, and listen to the.....

oh here weeee go with him claiming Ant is trying to destroy him....He's playing the victim!!!

"I knew for many, many years he was manipulating people behind the scenes to dislike me immensely."

WTF...ok lemme log out for a bit.

There goes the first "PERIOD!"

Is Opie's mom on the show today?

The show just sounds like he has a gun to everyone's head...

Walking on fucking Greggshells

Has to be.

When Ant talks about this stuff its engaging and entertaining. What is this monotone stuttering drivel? Who tunes in and thinks 'What's this? I better keep listening'. Garbage. Human Garbage if you will.

Yeah, Torpid Sloth's "I'm-too-cool-for-the-room" delivery makes me want to slit my wrists.

All the years of people taking shots at the show, they'd play the actual audio and comment.

Now, we just get Greggshell's vague comments instead of just addressing what Anthony ACTUALLY said.

"This is the SHIT I was dealing with."

OK, this has to be fake right? No one can be this big of a cunt. Yeah you poor victim you. Left wedding early, didn't get a present. Can you believe this horrible amount of SHIT the poor guy had to DEAL with?

The millionaire, Greggshells Hughes, needed a blender apparently.

He tried to move on Opie, youre ignoring the small detail of PUTTING WORDS IN HIS MOUTH. And he let it go, and finally fired back after keeping his mouth shut.

'I didn't even listen yesterday'

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHA

Seriously how many people called that yesterday?

He's unbelievable singleminded.

"The truth is, me and Anthony do not like each other. I'm glad he finally came out and said it."

I'm not sure he said that whatsoever.

We all listened.... I don't remember Ant calling in sick "a lot"

I remember it being the other way around.

Louis CK rips apart some dude on O&A who never watched his show for criticizing it. Now Opies criticizing statements by Ant by doing the same thing. Jim correcting him is perfect

I honestly shudder to think what Opie's siblings, mother and in-laws think of the fucking guy. As long as he's giving those handouts they'll keep biting their tongues.

^Greggshells

After she's done with her pep talk, today's guests are:
https://i.imgur.com/NPexDmH.jpg

Tyrant asshole boss = Victim. Naturally.

I was expecting something dramatic and this cunt brings up his 3 star restaurant? This is baffling.

Befuddled is the only way I can describe my thoughts right now

Sam's forced background laughter. Yuck.

Like I said, "Walking on Greggshells".

Jimmy, you rich cunt, 10% is a huge fucking raise.

Really? I thought it would have been more.

Jesus... The poor guy just misses his fucking friend... Goddamn...

lol

Goddamn, Sam is such an insufferable cunt.

What is Sam saying? That he disagrees with Ant? Say that, enough with the vagueness!

Crocodile tears? Fuck that. If the sidebar doesn't show a sloth crying by 9am, this place can go jump in a lake.

Did someone mention sloths? Here's a random fact!

The sloth can tolerate the largest change in body temperature of any mammal, from -92 to 74 Fahrenheit!

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Opie is breaking and admitting faults and apologising. This is kinda great. This could lead to a reunion.

he isn't admitting shit, he's just doing the same "woe is me" nonsense he's always done. he can't change.

He admitted his faults but then blames Ant for Opie having said faults.

Untill he said he doesn't like ant openly...

Yeah just caught up to that... now he's not the problem... fuck Ope.

It's time for Ant to move on period... Does he not realize how fucked up that statement is? Of course he doesn't.

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Opie should have faded out the mic whilst saying " I think they brought it"

"That oughta hold those little S-O-B's."

Oh gabbo!

i just did a spit-take. hilarious reference

"Do what you gotta do on Social Media."

Well, you HEARD THE MAN...

And don't forget to DV this show listening thread for good measure~!

Holy fuck, over 1,300 comments. That's more than the last five months' worth of shows combined.

Are they going to go to phones or is this it?

I would bet not.

Aaaanndd....back to sub-mediocre shit show.

As a listener for 15 years...I think that was the first time Opie was (65%) real on the radio. Good to hear...whether you agree with or believe him or not. He even admitted he was a dick to Ant's chick.

It was just more of the same bullshit softened up with tears. That isn't real.

Because what else was he going to say? ...and at the end, I'm sure he doesn't accept any fault for this, everything is on Ant.

Its Hatfields and McCoys...neither is just gonna take responsibility.

Talking on air, everybody wins. Why Opie refuses to do that is beyond me.

There must be something deep seated in there that hits too hard for Opie personally. Maybe Opie was in love with Ant and jealous of his new hot chick girlfriend.

...the Fez similarities continue!

He just broke down and cried without any confrontation. He wouldn't be able to handle it.

OPIE: "I didn't listen to his show yesterday."

Posts a video of bridges burning the second Ant is off the air.

good thing he got the 'bullet points' from coworkers so he had enough to get offended by to play the victim card

If he would have been 100 percent honest rather than about 65 percent, today would have gone much further with the fanbase.

"In the end, I'm not the problem, brother"

So the guy who refuses to hash it out on air isn't the problem?

Finally, the Jiz show happened!

........ew.

I signed up for a free trial of Sirius 10 minutes into "Walking on Gregshells"

Sam acting like he knows very little...LMAO.

On splitting up the show: "I can more than hold my own" - Opie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dA32i2MVT9E

"Everyone decided to stay".

Yeah, everyone was in the position to just up and leave.

Yeah, he HAD to snap at people and act like a fucking diva because he's a "tough boss".

They had no choice but to stay - you have all the money!

I really hope jimmy backs ant.

I predict silence and a stance of neutrality from ol' Jimmy.

The worm will say nothing. A worm knows when to hold his tongue to further his place in the world. He used to stay silent when they bashed Stern.

Ha.

Him not saying shit says it all.

I'm getting douche chills from this

How about fits of rage? Douche chills can be fun. If I listened to this, I'd demolish my own place of living.

I don't remember Anthony missing that many days in recent years. Opie is full of malarkey.

And the truth comes out. Opie (sorry, "management") didn't like his race rants.

he missed a lot of days back in 07-09...

Opie is the worst debater. He completely ignores everything that Ant said.

Exactly what they accused Fez of when he was crying to Ron in late 2013.

Management was useless except for their deep concerns about Anthony....OK

He is literally just bringing up completely random stories that have nothing to do with the show or anything in order to make anthony look bad.

Whenever Opie prefaces with "I'm not gonna lie to you" you know he's lying.

STOP SAYING PERIOD FOR FUCK SAKE

Opie "It would be really nice if you came over and checked out where I lived, here's the fact's Ant's never been to my house"

I wish someone could find the clip of Tits before he had his first kid when he said that neither he nor the show would change after the kid was born. We all knew he would, and here it is. He's Todd and he doesn't even know it.

More like Benjamin Bornstein.

I think Opie is about to start crying.

Just play the insurance commercial from Superbowl

"If you decided to leave too"

What? What was that last bit Opie?

Is he.. crying?

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Well, it's done... He has finally turned into Fez (The bad Fez not the good one)

At least Fezzy has a sense of loyalty.

"Or did he just tell everybody that he's an amazing fucking guy and that everybody else is the problem"

What a fucking hypocrite.

"I did lie about one thing".. sure, only one thing.

He did worse than destroy you opie, he hurt you and he will continue to hurt you

YOU DIDN'T NEED TO BE FRIENDS OFF THE AIR. STOP SAYING IT.

So he did everything he could to get Ant rehired, yet he went to therapy because of how bad their working relationship was? Is he even listening to himself? The more he talks, the deeper the hole is getting.

I'm not listening, but you guys have been giving eggscellent play by play.

This is eggsactly how Opie talks, I eggspect nothing less

Oh boy is he bothered Anthony had TACS up relatively quickly. I think it's a "it's not enough that I succeed, others must fail" thing the Opster has going on.

If Ant did text him that, that is a little shitty.

But still, fuck Opie.

No it's funny that Anthony did that. Opie was probably acting like a little bitch.

that story only made me love Anthony more

Isn't there audio or video of what happened in the studio the morning after the FH Riley's thing?

Only the intro to the first show of (I think) 2012; "Ant and I had a fight and Danny was fired.. GOOD MORNING!".

Alright, time to shut it off and never hear Opie again.

Opie is going to be really pissed when. "I hate Gregg Opie Hughes, No I REALLY hate Gregg Hughes" is a New York Times best seller.

It'll even beat "Boats... down there".

I may get Amazon Kindle and put that book on there!

They're handling him with kid gloves.

Speaking so gently to him in case they hurt his fragile ego more.

almost like they are walking on.. er' um you know.

I think there's an expression for that, something about eggs.

Skipping on egg whites?

Utter hypocrisy from Jim and Feggy (Fez, Gregg, Greggshells) after all the screaming they did about kid gloves.

It really speaks for itself.

'I didn't listen'

'I wanted to call in during his show'

C'mon Opie you dumb dumb.

Let's give gum-gum to dumb-dumb.

Opie: I didn't listen, but here's what I think about what Anthony said yesterday.

Fucking idiocy of the highest degree.

Oh boy.

Need the laughter drop. BE MORE FUNNY!

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Let's all meet for breakfast once a week! Pleaseeee guyss!

GET VOS ON THE PHONE NOW!!!!

oh god yes.

This is the gayest fucking shit. Shut up, Jim. Or speak up. One or the other.

Really screener? A "Can I get into the big ass prize closet?" would have been a funny call, but I got hung up on. Boy they really do hate comedy.

Hahahaha.

He's basically admitting he wanted to move on and did nothing behind the scenes to keep Ant.

1 minute he talks about how it was time to move on then 30 seconds later attacks Ant for setting up his own studio. Hmmmm

i really thought the hawk was about to drop a hammer when he started talking.

The biggest takeaway for me is that Opie is INCAPABLE of recognizing his hypocrisy. He is is astoundingly blind to how he can't take a fraction of the shit that he's dealt out for YEARS.

That's exactly it. He cannot handle being mocked. His ego will not allow it.

Anthony needs to bury this motherfucker like the cat shit that he is.

I don't see what you mean? He saved all those people's jobs by not walking when ant was fired, AND almost quit cuz ant called him a cunt.

that made me forget about me cock cancer for an hour

mods pls halp

Good thing Opie has Bam to help him out in bed.

Opie just mentioned it being difficult for him to fuck; the reason is because he just thinks of this while intimate with his wife:
https://youtu.be/AOWR0CfMUZE

Or this

http://youtu.be/gOm_Z6Llz-4

The Philly Crew

i thought the psychopath crying DJ retired on Friday?

Right Opie?

Play the laugh track. Do the bit!

opie's faux excitment over these news stories reminds me of high-pitched 90's opie "KILLED HIS WIFE WITH AN AAAXXX! CAN YOU IMAGINE!!??"

I wonder if Mike Rowe who most would consider a "Mans Man" knows he's walking into an interview with a Pissy-Faced child.

From Dirty Jobs to Girly Slobs.

Das fukkin gud!

Thanks Chippa.

You guys are rubes if you don't think Opie planned out his response on today's show even down to the crying. All of his reactions were scripted. He didn't want to come out guns blazing because he knows he will lose. He tried to garner sympathy by acting like he's the guy that got picked on. Then he asks specific people (Sam, Mars) for their reaction knowing that no one will step up to him.

do you honestly believe that or you're just trolling ?

"Rube" huh? Hey check out how inside this guy is.

I hate how all you fucks try to speak like Jimmy or Ant. Just completely ape their lingo as if its your own.

You mean like Opie mimics Ronnie B by dragging out the "S's"? How about talking like Florentine for days on end?

Yes, just like that. Its all fucking annoying. Or how chip is basically just Florentines voice up a few octaves.

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As Patrice would say, he made himself a victim

The crying was for sympathy? Because it only made me laugh.

"Just move on" Wtf happened to you trying to make something happen together?? Now you're saying he should have just moved on? I thought you were fighting for him to have his job back..

This is the response from a guy known as "the destroyer" ?

Yup, he even slipped by saying he stated up all night only getting one hour of sleep thinking about specific moments.

When did this non stop sniffling and throat clearing into the mic start happening? Holy fucking christ this is enraging to listen to. I haven't listen to Opie since Ant got fired but it was never this bad in the past. I've never heard someone sound like this in my life. It's like he's out of breath and full of flem every 5 seconds. Maybe the overly fake deep radio voice is causing this?

The man was clearly emotional upset. No I don't think they where crocodile tears. I believe this was one of the few times that Opie was sincere

chair squeak, door close

What planet are you on? Guy was crying the whole time.

first time listening to the show in weeks and 30 seconds in I already want to smash my phone.

PS I cant believe I've been manipulated by Anthony this whole time who turned me against the boobster.

"yeah i was a complete dick to his new girlfriend i admit that"

"he didnt get me a wedding gift/ left my wedding"

which one is worse?

Good Christ, Opie crying on air was cringeworthy. I mean, come on. He's becoming his mother. Not to say how Ant handled it was the right way to do it, but Opie is driving me away from this show. Norton sounds trapped.

YOU CAN ACT LIKE A MAN!

Is Sam not doing a preshow? Does Opie not want to give callers a chance before he starts?

Edit: Wow this "best-of" is entirely uninteresting.

Preshow at 6:30 i think

When is it supposed to start? Can't listen to that drivel thats airing right now

I feel so bad for Jimmy. With that said, I really hope he stands up for Ant...

Opie already playing victim card with opening song. I wonder if this will be a theme?

Please, Jim. Don't just sit there. Explode. Please.

What a fucking sociopath. How can he genuinely believe he has done no wrong?

And lol at him going to therapy. What a fuckhead.

He must have Hampton's Howie's therapist.

shit, i'm embarrassed here.

What a lying piece of shit.

gave Ant pointers and tips? OMG, Opie is worse than Scorch.

Fucking Opie .... nothing anybody could ever say or do will make him become AWARE. He lacks total self-awareness.

Why couldn't he have been Skynet

This is just boring.

If anybody from the studio is reading anything in this thread, please punch Opie in the dick for us.

Is our sweet lil' boy just sitting there quietly hoping mommy and daddy stop fighting? But yet he's secretly loving it minus the potential stoppage of the sirus Cheques.

Why couldn't he say this shit on air with Ant? Because he knows he couldn't answer the tough questions.

"Manipulating the haters out there." That's our Ant!

At this point I'm just listening for Jims input. After that I'm out

When they could be talking about the flu jab.

"They were mad he was missing a lot of days of work. The problem they had was him not coming in last minute, putting the whole show in turmoil. They were really annoyed with that- missing so many shows- or coming in late. You can only blame traffic so many times."

What a riot! What about when this fucker got mad at Keith the Cop for being late? And that was when Ant was there. I hope Ant chided him and kept the Corporate Cunt persona from taking over.

Opie is now grasping at straws. Just die, Opie. Seriously, just die.

It's amazing how he's talked so much but hasn't refuted anything... PERIOD

Unbreak my heart say you love me again cumia

HOLY SHIT, ANT HAS NEVER MET OPIE'S DAUGHTER OR WHERE HE OPIE LIVES! SHOTS FIRED!!!!

"There would have been no way to set up a podcast"

Uhhhhhhhh......what?

Opies "Move on" is another way of saying please stop beating me with the truth

"not one person walked when anthony left" YES, PEOPLE NEED JOBS OPIE.

Wow, there it is, Opie didn't listen yesterday PERIOD!

If it gets to the point where your counterargument boils down to "he never got me a wedding gift!!" YOU. FUCKING. LOSE.

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"I was pushed into a corner again"

"I reached out to him a bunch of times"

What a fucking hypocrite.

Walk out Jim

This victim mentality bullshit is so standard with every mental patient I deal with at work. Constant victims are normally fucking crazy.

"When I said I went to my therapist for my mom it was for Ant actually I just downplayed it"

"I don't feel as trapped since Ant left, I feel free..... Lord knows I tried" Haha!

The Corsican Kidnapper?

"Anthony pissed a lot of people off. I won't throw anyone under the bus, whoever wants to talk can talk."

yeah, I can't see that happening.

Opie doesn't realize how much Ant was actually holding back yesterday. Yesterday was the G-rated, afternoon after noon special version of what Ant could've said.

ahh this is the best show for ages. The man is unraveling.

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"I took him under my wing"

Welp Opie always wanted to be Stern, now its come full circle

wants to be stern but has the talent of scorch.

Oh, he is. He's now Hampton's Howie.

Now we finally know what caused this to happen:
Imgur

The nerve to only come for a half day of a three day wedding... which everyone (except apparently Ant) said was the bestest wedding they've ever been to.

That's actually the best picture from a wedding I've ever seen

Am I the only one who tuned in to hear Slim Goodbody on the show this morning and want this sociopath to wrap it up???

littlecunt

More whining about the fact that someone thinks you're a cunt. YOU ARE. WHERE'S THE VICTIM PART?

So opie hasn't actually said what he did... apart from BLAH BLAH i tried...

Fuck Jim Norton.

How did he try to save Ants job? Opie is so Vague.

I'm sure he did everything he could to save the job of someone who gave him "irritable depression" and IBS. Yea I can see that happening. Sure.

He ABSOLUTELY did. Ant KNOWS THAT!

700 comments, and not of them is excited that today's funny mofo's is up???

Vice try with the bait fro

Ant breaks the delusion anyone ever liked Opie

Opie breaks the delusion he ever wanted to work with ant

This is radio gold Johnny!

I'm still smiling at the fact Jim gleefully pointed out Ant didn't call Opie untalented or a hack like it was some Easter egg.

He keeps pointing out that nobody left when Ant got fired meanwhile the complete silence as nobody chimes in to defend him or say what Anthony said was bullshit.

Oof all that dead air. Fez Whatley still spreading his influence far past his absence

Opie sounds fucking broken hahahaha

'I supported the show from a distance'

'Anthonycumia.com I continued to do it'

NO YOU DIDN'T YOU FUCKING GIMP.

He did. He regularly said it.

Said it maybe 3 times in 9 months.

Opie admitting "Some are my fault, I don't know how to talk to the guy" isn't him admitting anything as it's actually another way to blame Ant for horrible communication skills.

Opie's givin' a real what-for! Taking him to task, like the Taskmaster he is!

Wow, the floodgates are open. Crying Opie.

This is cringe inducing. Opie holding back the tears

The mental illness is strong with this one.

Opie is crying!

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I can't stand to hear people cry.

WE GOT DA CHEMISTRY BROTHA

BOOOOO HOOOOO HOOOOOO

Holy shit, this made me laugh hard

Jimmys Freudian slip "I don't like doing this"

yeah i fucking noticed that right away

This is ah, a wild show...

What did I learn today on Opie Raqio?

The Catholic Church is more forgiving and understanding about those who break their marriage vows and divorce than Opie is.

The date is 4/7/15 you fucking idiots.

I just noticed that lol

thank fuck that's over

I'm howling.

With #greggshells trending there have got to be a lot of confused people on twitter today.

"What? National Cleavage Day was last week, wasn't it?"

Why am I hearing this old zach brown bit

Ah man now that Opie isn't crying I am getting very bored by opieraqio. Gregg is clearly locking up.

"That's.... that's all I got"

The sniffing and water drinking is unbearable.

"Take another sip of timing stupid"

Imagine how embarrassed he feels right now

"Can we call pao?"

What a way to squash a promising beginning to a show.

Fat tits just said that he usually reads the stories before he reads them on the show...

I can hear the resentment in Jimmy's voice towards Opie. He is done with Opie. He knows that Opie is trying to spin it. I think jimmy is done with him

He'll soldier on, but yeah, I don't believe for a second he's buying this bullshit. He knows that he and everyone on staff have to walk the line to keep peace with Opie or suffer his wrath of pissiness.

Or as Ant says: "PissedMist".

Sam's kowtowing to Opie is sickening. It has always seemed that Sam/Opie were birds of a feather but it's really evident today.

This could have been a great episode.