Is Opie going to the phones at all on Tuesday?

5  2015-04-07 by TrackSuitVos

And how tightly are they going to be screened this time?

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I'm sure we'll hear from loose-cannons like Chuck from NC and Snowy in Michigan.

Hay mayn, Opie I gahts ta tell ya mayn black people and quayrs. Uh...line?

Fuck no, nigga. He might line up some vetted people and regulars to suck his nuts but no real calls are getting through. Look at how long they were on lockdown after a 7 minute phone call from a listener named Jerry.

He will have some staged calls telling him how great he is and what an asshole Anthony is. He might even go to Lady Di.

I like the idea of the Opester furiously crossing out excuses as he reads the reddit.

Go to the phones

I was too busy

Ignore it

sniff Faaaahk buuurp

Probably. He'll probably open the phones and let the callers speak their mind, then he will reply thoughtfully and honestly. He might not even screen all the many calls he's going to take. You know, like he always does. Above all else, he's real. Nice try with the hate tho

Jimmy will hurl a chair at Opie, walk out on air screaming "I DONT NEED THIS SHIT YOU COCKSUCKER IF I WANTED TO GET FUCKED BY A MAN WITH TITS I WOULD PAY HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE FIRST"

No? yes? maybe? paycheck?

He might not even let Jimmy talk tomorrow. Much less take phone calls (except for the Philly Crew)

Father Doris you're on! Dooooris!

How can he be on the phone? We're still trying to find him.

The Philly Crew...just stop it, Opie. 50+ years old and you have a crew. In-laws! It's perfectly fine for a man your age! Just say in-laws. Or "my ex-wife's brothers" will probably be accurate in the next year.

Yeah...to Chuck that is

I hope he calls in just to call Opie a niggerlover.

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SNOOWWWAAAAYYYY!

call in as a supporter, fool the screeners, flip the script.

I would but I am outside of the US, you savages have to do it.

If there's a God, the phones will go down in the middle of the first call.

ME: "Mars! Get in here! What's wrong now?" Mars: "Just plug this back into the -" ME: "Let's go to break. Esther Ku coming up!"

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Why not? It's not like that show has any real callers anymore.

Father Doris you're on! Dooooris!

The Philly Crew...just stop it, Opie. 50+ years old and you have a crew. In-laws! It's perfectly fine for a man your age! Just say in-laws. Or "my ex-wife's brothers" will probably be accurate in the next year.