Prediction: Opie's radio career will come to an end quite soon

13  2015-04-07 by [deleted]

Opie is a house of cards, and this will be too much for his fragile psyche. If he doesn't acknowledge the TACS show, he's an avoidant coward. If he does acknowledge it, he turns his fans onto it (good call making it free, Ant), who will then see how much of a lying manipulating cunt he is. I don't think anybody can sympathise with somebody who snaps his fingers at interns. He can't win.

Now that Anthony has put his cards on the table, Opie is going to look to Jimmy for validation and sympathy. Jimmy will likely be forced to side with one of them, and it will probably be Anthony. Not because he's a beacon of integrity, but because he's a sycophantic whore and realizes siding with Opie makes him look bad.

Once Ant gets his studio in NYC up and running, Jimmy will be on the TACS show much more often, and will make way better radio than O&J. Opie will inevitably notice this and feel threatened. He will decide he wants to move on to something else, and will claim this was his plan all along. That's if he even makes it that long, of course.

I just wanna call it now so I can later be praised as a prophet.

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Somebody without a fucked up comment history needs to post this on one of those offendable subreddits.

Hahahahahaha looks legit

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He doesn't last through April. Still calling it.

Jim will never side with anybody on this. He's Middle of the Road Jimmy, the paycheck keeyid. He'll just say dumb shit like "my stomach hurts" and "I hate it when mommy and daddy fight" and stay out of it.

It is on Opie to respond.

His will be done. Amen.

Praise his name.

It does feel that way

What about the Stangel Brothers? What effect will they have?

First Stangel brothers day, opie plays this as a bed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1o1t-PhkFAQ and has them come out and talk about theirselves a bit so we can get to know the new show, im excited

I didn't think the show would melt down this quick without Ant. I think this contract is the last one.

It better fucking happen. I want Opie to pull a Fez and retire already before he makes an even bigger laughingstock of himself.

Keep dreaming, creep.

WHAT

Hahahahahaha looks legit

Somebody without a fucked up comment history needs to post this on one of those offendable subreddits.

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