Guarantee if MC Mammary does talk about it Jim is going to be dead silent the entire time. He won't make a comment towards either side and, if anything, will probably try to deter the conversation somewhere else with a joke or something.

Or if there is a God and Jim isn't a invertebrate, he will actually confront Opie and make him respond to the specific points that Ant made. I would love nothing more than an actual discussion about what was said rather than Tits giving another patented Opie rant that we've all heard before.

A boy can dream.

MC MAMMARY, HOLY SHIT

I think someone's calling in sick with a tummy ache

Since I became a fan of Jimmy's about 10 years ago, I've been jealous of him - getting to do the greatest show ever, everyday, for a huge amount of money. For the first time, this week, I'm glad I'm not him. People like Opie are committed to making everyone around them as miserable as they are inside - and that's exactly what he'll do. It's the only ability/skill he has, which of course makes him do it more. GODDAMN I WISH PATRICE WAS HERE. He'd not only break the Greggshells, he'd stomp them into dust. Poor Jimmy - hang in there pal.

Probably not very awkward. He knows the inevitable attack on him from Ant is coming. He'll just sit it out.

I will bet you a $100 that he will before the year is out.

I guarantee you don't even have $100, out of pocket nigga.

MC MAMMARY, HOLY SHIT