Will Opie beat his wife today after losing his shit?

5  2015-04-06 by [deleted]

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He will snap his fingers so she comes over, then he will start beating her and she will yell hold on, hold on, hold on.

She probably beats him. Men marry their mothers.

Transcript of the dispute: "Oh god no! stop! Pow! Whack! Bam! Bam! Bam!"

..Oh wait I think that audio was from their kids conception

Nah probably just throw a skateboard at her

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He's gonna ask Kenny to give his wife a wooden shampoo.