I'm sure Keith will try to get him on air and Opie will refuse because he's a big titted pussy.

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Opie could have been a stand-up comedian but the call of modelling was just too great.

No. And he isn't going to. Ever.

Opie probably won't even mention it on the show

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Opie has the highest tit to talentless ratio in radio.

He will never call TACS.

Opie would rather Ant call O&J. The person on the phone is always at a disadvantage as the studio mic is louder and clearer.

An example is the recent Mancow vs Bubba phoner. Bubba is a talentless inbred but he came off even worse by being on the phone.

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One of Opie's heroes is Kurt Cobain. He doesn't tell many people this but he met Kurt once. Cobain called him a faggot.

No way, that's a long drive back from Philly. That's why there's no O&J show.

I wonder if it smells of Bam?

Exactly the opposite. Opie still needs to have That beer first.

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Opie spent his college years spiking his own drinks hoping someone would have sex with him. They never did.

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Normally the Opie hate annoys me, but every once and a while I see a gem. That made me laugh. Thanks for that.

this guys good!

He has nothing to gain from calling TACS.

Did someone mention Opie? Here's a random fact!

Opie could have been a stand-up comedian but the call of modelling was just too great.

Normally the Opie hate annoys me, but every once and a while I see a gem. That made me laugh. Thanks for that.

Instantly my favourite poster

I wonder if it smells of Bam?

this guys good!