Sloth fact: They're compulsive liars and pretend to show apathy when confronted.

Sloth fact: They have tits.

Sloth fact: They're all in.

Did someone mention sloths? Here's a random fact!

Much like the humps on camels, Gregg Hughes' tits provide him a source of nourishment when food is scarce. He can survive for up to three months without food or water.

Because of this sub I have grown to recognize and appreciate the tits on a Sloth

because of a twitter battle between two old men, and a reference by the ousted drunk founder of a popular magazine, i now know that sloths make fatal mistakes concerning electric poles.

the world takes strange turns.

Did someone mention sloths? Here's a random fact!

Sloths have very slow metabolisms for creatures their size. This is why they can survive with leaves as their main source of food.

you da real MVP

I wonder if sloths make good pets?

Tuesday song opener: Porno for Pyros - Pets

bring back phillie crew bot

Now we've got an OpieFactsBot running around here too.

Is that really a bot or a person? If it's a person they are going to get burned out real quick. Since every other word here is Opie.

I think it's probably a person but it just cracked me up, and it's got some real potential to be hilarious.

Listen to us just kicking back talking comedy. This is the life am I right gang?

Slothbot vs. Opiebot! There are no winners.

I noticed this earlier too. It's truly the best thing to happen to the Opie and Anthony subreddit since opiesucks.